YesMistressIrish -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/26/2007 5:27:11 AM)
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ORIGINAL: Jacobthm I'd like to make a series of complaints against the celestial design comitee; Men should be born able to have multiple orgasms. Sexuality should be optional. (How I envy you bi bastards!) All people in the S&M community should have a profile here. Everyone everywhere damnit! All languages except for the ones I speak need to be absolved, effective immediatelly. Distance should be irrelevant and teleportation should be the new mode of transportation. That's it for now. I expect the powers that be to begin working on these problems immediatelly, uptading me bi-weekly on the progress but taking no longer than 5 minutes to solve and implement each problem. edited for clarity. jacob, if men were born that way, why would they ever stop to change the world? Multiples are fun, have you had some? What languages do you speak? Beam all those lovelies over here, as many are simply too far away! Wouldn't it be just dandy to have all bdsm D/s ers right here on this site, and all fakes just *poof as soon as they tried to put up a profile? It would be very helpful if things like :real, fake, player, user, bi, bi-curious, gay, asshole, sweetheart. great lover, etc were displayed like a small brand on everyone's forehead?
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