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angelface183 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/13/2006 7:56:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Do you got a dog?  Is your dog sick too?  'cause if  you ain't got a dog, it's probably something different.

Get well soon E!


too funny, Ron!




Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/13/2006 7:58:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

what a great laugh just before bed.........though that vision could leave me with some colourful dreams.


Glad I could help...  [:D] 
*gives LaT a nite-nite kiss and a hug... turns on night-lite, waves from doorway*





Evanesce -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/13/2006 7:59:52 PM)

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Do you got a dog?  Is your dog sick too?  'cause if  you ain't got a dog, it's probably something different.


LOL!  Too funny!  I do have a dog.  A couple of 'em, in fact, but neither is sick. 
 
Thanks for the get well wishes.  [:)]  Think I'm gonna go back to bed.  This sucks, and I have to work tomorrow.




Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/13/2006 8:04:19 PM)

I want to complain that it's hard to type with my laptop wrapped in the Saran Wrap that I am using to protect me against the "computer virus" that is being spread throughout the "Complaints" thread.  To date, there are 3 possible victims: Evanesce, Angelface, and her dog.  (though what her dog was doing on the computer is beyond me, lol)

Be well, ladies...  Get better soon.  [sm=flowers.gif]

~ Red




gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/13/2006 8:12:00 PM)

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Do you got a dog?  Is your dog sick too?  'cause if  you ain't got a dog, it's probably something different.



I'm a very sick puppy.  But not contagious, unless someone lets me corrupt them......

Yours,


benji




angelface183 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/13/2006 8:13:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

I want to complain that it's hard to type with my laptop wrapped in the Saran Wrap that I am using to protect me against the "computer virus" that is being spread throughout the "Complaints" thread.  To date, there are 3 possible victims: Evanesce, Angelface, and her dog.  (though what her dog was doing on the computer is beyond me, lol)

Be well, ladies...  Get better soon.  [sm=flowers.gif]

~ Red


You do not want to know what Buddy was doing on the computer! 

It was so sweet earlier...I was on the phone with SD and Buddy started whining so SD talked to him.  It was so cute!  (well maybe you had to be there)

Everyone, cross your fingers that SD decides to come and see me tomorrow night instead of making me wait until the weekend!  He may even (gasp) come with me on Thursday for a family reunion and meet my parents and siblings! 




gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/13/2006 8:20:10 PM)

I want to complain that I can't do anything with my fingers crossed for angel.  I mean, typing is okay, but if SD doesn't make a decision soon, I'm gonna be sleep deprived, and who will I blame?  Angel! 

So you'd better hope he decides tonight, or no spankings for you!

Yours,


benji




Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/13/2006 8:21:17 PM)

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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

I'm a very sick puppy.  But not contagious, unless someone lets me corrupt them......

Yours,

benji


Hi, Benji...  I like sick puppies, as long as they don't "go" on the rug.  Do you like to have your tummy scratched?  Does it make your leg wiggle all on its own?  *giggles as Red reaches over to see if Benji has a "tickle spot"*




gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/13/2006 8:23:36 PM)

red,

You'll know when you find my tickle spot.  It makes my leg wiggle...  well, not my leg....  and more of a twitching than a wiggle....  but you'll know that when you find it.

Yours,


benji




angelface183 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/13/2006 8:24:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

I want to complain that I can't do anything with my fingers crossed for angel.  I mean, typing is okay, but if SD doesn't make a decision soon, I'm gonna be sleep deprived, and who will I blame?  Angel! 

So you'd better hope he decides tonight, or no spankings for you!

Yours,


benji


Two things:

1.  How will keeping your fingers crossed leave you sleep deprived?

2.  Why will I not get spankings if He does not make a decision tonight?




gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/13/2006 8:27:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: angelface183

Two things:

1.  How will keeping your fingers crossed leave you sleep deprived?

2.  Why will I not get spankings if He does not make a decision tonight?



Man, I have to explain everything...........

How do I sleep while keeping my fingers crossed?  Really shittily, I would say.

And if I sleep shittily, I tell SD not to give you spankings.  We're in cahoots, ya know.

Yours,


benji




angelface183 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/13/2006 8:29:28 PM)

cahoots, huh?  hmmmmm....well on that note puppy, just think good thoughts and dream sweet dreams....

Good night everyone!

XXX[:)]




Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/13/2006 8:33:31 PM)

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It was so sweet earlier...I was on the phone with SD and Buddy started whining so SD talked to him.  It was so cute!  (well maybe you had to be there)



Though you didn't know it, I was there, secretly, with my 95 lb. German Shepherd.  I was trying to show her the way to endear herself to Master by being sweet rather than shoving her extra-large snout into His nether-regions upon His entering the house.  She's a bit switchy though and wouldn't listen to me tell her to watch Buddy...  instead she ran off to play with Benji.  After chasing the both of them down though, I chastised both of them.  Once I was assured that they were both truly repentent, I rubbed their tummies till their ticklish legs almost fell off.  (whoa, am I becoming a Sadistic Top?  maybe I'm getting sick, too...)  *giggle, giggle*

********************

I want to complain that I am starting to feel cyber-toppy.




Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/13/2006 8:37:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

red,

You'll know when you find my tickle spot.  It makes my leg wiggle...  well, not my leg....  and more of a twitching than a wiggle....  but you'll know that when you find it.

Yours,
benji



I want to complain that I played with Benji's tickle spot for too long and now he's humping my leg...  lol




ThornBlood -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/13/2006 8:56:54 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

I want to complain that it's hard to type with my laptop wrapped in the Saran Wrap that I am using to protect me against the "computer virus" that is being spread throughout the "Complaints" thread.  To date, there are 3 possible victims: Evanesce, Angelface, and her dog.  (though what her dog was doing on the computer is beyond me, lol)

Be well, ladies...  Get better soon.  [sm=flowers.gif]

~ Red


Huh... usually it's my kitty that's on the puter..




Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/13/2006 9:50:18 PM)

I want to complain that because McDonalds didn't have Diet Coke this evening on my way from work, I resorted to drinking sweet tea once I got home.  Because I had to resort to sweet tea (which I dearly love), which on principle - is loaded with sugar - I cannot go to sleep now.  I hate corporate America!  (Damn McDonalds fascists...)




litleone8620 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/13/2006 10:04:11 PM)

I want to complain about the phrase 'i could care less'. The fact that you could care less implies that you care at least a little.The correct phrasing would be 'i couldn't care less'




brattysub4 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/13/2006 10:48:26 PM)

omg benji is alive wooohoooo i wanna complain that i am so ummmm worrying about being intimate with someone  and wondering how  it will go
i also wanna complain that the past few days i have been slipping on my complaints here in the complaint thread




angelface183 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/14/2006 5:49:18 AM)

I want to complain that my tummy and tushie are still messed up and I am beginning to think it is all psychological because I hate my job and my boss.  I do not know what to do and am freaking out.  I do not want to disappoint Master and let Him think that I am some flake who cannot keep a job, but at this rate I am going to be fired!




mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/14/2006 6:06:23 AM)

He inspires and excites me in ways that I have only dared to dream. 
.............

Then consider that this nothing pos job is the price you pay for his use.  Drink some maalox, pop a cork in your ass and do the job.  The flake thing, tho......
there ain't no fix for that, it's common knowledge.

Buck up and show 'em your ass, kid!




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