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angelface183 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/14/2006 6:37:52 AM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

He inspires and excites me in ways that I have only dared to dream. 
.............

Then consider that this nothing pos job is the price you pay for his use.  Drink some maalox, pop a cork in your ass and do the job.  The flake thing, tho......
there ain't no fix for that, it's common knowledge.

Buck up and show 'em your ass, kid!



I work 60 hours a week for a guy who yells at me constantly (one day he made me cry twice before 9 AM!)  I was supposed to have health insurance after 90 days, but 5 1/2 months later he is still not sure if I am the right fit so I have been paying for COBRA.  I do not trust my boss and hear him say things to customers that are flat out untrue.  I HATE MY JOB and it is making me sick.

Master and I are moving in together in less than 2 months and I will be moving about 65 miles away so I will get to leave this job so at least there is that consolation...



LaTigresse -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/14/2006 12:15:12 PM)

Awwww angel that sucks, just tell him to fuck off and die or something along that line. When he yells just imagine him doing it in his tighty whities and then you can laugh instead of cry.



angelface183 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/14/2006 12:31:03 PM)

I wish I could LT.  I have off tomorrow for a family reunion.  I will have to suck it up and go in on Friday.  To be honest I do not know if I have a job to go back to.  I know that I will leave at the end of July to move in with SD, but in the meantime I need an income. 

This fucker makes me feel like shit on a daily basis and it is manifesting itself physically now.  I wish SD and I had already moved and I could look for a job where He is.  Thank goodness I have a sizeable security deposit coming back from this apartment as it will help support us until I find a new job.  (Yes, Master works too but I do not expect Him to foot all of the bills.  We are partners.)



gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/14/2006 5:51:42 PM)

Angel,

You've prolly heard this advice a million times, but you can either get pissed off about his being an asshole, or you can smile knowing you're leaving in 2 months, he'll lose someone like you, and then proceed to mail him animal parts for a few months at random intervals.  You do it once, and you'll always love the shitty jobs.  Nothing compares to the satisfaction of sending out well wrapped shit to an unsuspecting ass.

Yours,


benji



OhBeMyMind -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/14/2006 6:30:48 PM)

I am complaining that I have been under the weather and no one missed me.[sm=river.gif]



Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/14/2006 6:47:24 PM)

Dear Angel...

I'm sorry that you are having to go through this.  I, too, am having trouble a job that truly suits me.  I had a job that I loved for years and now, I'm not loving my new job so much.  Just today, I had it out with a woman who is a co-worker and who has the reputation of being really pushy.  I finally had enough when she kept prodding me about a project that I was told to put on hold until next week, one that she knew was back-burnered because she got the company wide e-mail, too.  When she asked me the third time if I thought I should've let her know that her stuff was going to get done with everyone else's stuff, I stared her down and snapped, "They don't pay me enough to think at this place.  I've decided they only pay me enough to sit here and fucking look cute!"  She shut her trap then, let me tell you.  I went in and told my boss and the president of the company what I had done and said that I was sorry I let my temper go.  Both of them looked at me and said, "You did what?!  That's fucking awesome!"  and they laughed and laughed.  I was kinda stunned, giggled, and walked back to my desk with an aloof sort of "so there!" attitude and had a wonderful afternoon.  Don't really recommend this kind of thing at all workplaces, but the people I work with are kind of an odd sort.  Hmmm... maybe I fit in better than I thought. 
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I want to complain that Angel has to work with an irritable piece of shit.



Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/14/2006 6:52:46 PM)

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ORIGINAL: OhBeMyMind

I am complaining that I have been under the weather and no one missed me.[sm=river.gif]


I missed you, sweetie...  *gives kiss on top of head*
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I want to complain that the dreaded "Complaints thread virus" has taken another victim.  (*adds OBMM to the list*)



mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/14/2006 7:20:28 PM)

first question in search of a diagnosis....do you have a dog?



OhBeMyMind -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/14/2006 7:24:51 PM)

Actually I have 3, though none are sick, they might be soon as they have scarcely left my side.

My complaint is that mnottertail made no reference to missing me ~long deep dramatic sigh~

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

first question in search of a diagnosis....do you have a dog?



OhBeMyMind -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/14/2006 7:27:17 PM)

Thanks doll, you are a peach!  [sm=wave.gif]

quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

quote:

ORIGINAL: OhBeMyMind

I am complaining that I have been under the weather and no one missed me.[sm=river.gif]


I missed you, sweetie...  *gives kiss on top of head*
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I want to complain that the dreaded "Complaints thread virus" has taken another victim.  (*adds OBMM to the list*)



Evanesce -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/14/2006 7:35:49 PM)

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You do not want to know what Buddy was doing on the computer! 


LOL!  I have a Buddy, too, only mine is a cat, and he thinks he can type.
 
And Red... my Rottweiler is a dickhound, too.  Poor Master can't get undressed without her being right there trying to get at Him.  I swear, her first owners, along with starving her half to death, MUST have been doing some kinky shit with this dog.
 
And that's my complaint... I rather like sick puppies, but not the 4-legged kind!  Sheesh!



Evanesce -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/14/2006 7:41:31 PM)

OK, I'm gonna complain that poor angel has a real shithead for a boss, and recommend that she just tell him to shut the hell up the next time he even thinks about bitching her out. 
 
And then I'm gonna complain that now poor Ohbe is sick, too, but not her dogs, which is a good thing, but there is apparently some bug going around 'cause my daughter is sick, too, and couldn't go to work today.  I'd have missed ya if I'd been here before tonight.



Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/14/2006 8:35:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: OhBeMyMind
Thanks doll, you are a peach!  [sm=wave.gif]


So are you, and I hope that you are feeling better.   [:)]
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I want to complain that people on this board are dropping like flies.

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And Red... my Rottweiler is a dickhound, too.  Poor Master can't get undressed without her being right there trying to get at Him.


I want to complain that females of various species with the nickname "Red" can't seem to get enough, umm, dick.  (*runs off giggling with Denise's dog in tow*)
 
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I also want to complain that during a rather scrumptous flogging and whipping session this afternoon, I got rather spacey and non-verbal, and Master asked me how I was doing or something.  In the state that I was in, I think I mumbled something that sounded like "fluffy" as a response.  I also want to complain that I do not recall feeling fluffy at any point while Master was beating my ass.  (which for those of you complained that only one cheek was red a couple of days ago, I can assure you that BOTH sides were as red as my hair this evening!)  woo-hoo!!!  [:D]

(edited for consistancy in complaint font color)



Gauge -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/14/2006 9:19:24 PM)

I want to complain that my toenails keep growing. I clip them. They grow back. I clip them, they grow back. See a pattern? Well, I am going to stop clipping them. I'll be damned if I am going to encourage bad behavior from my toenails.

Oh yes... I also want to complain because my socks have holes in them where the toenails have chewed through them.

Lastly, I wish to complain about the fact that I cannot continue to complain.



BitaTruble -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/15/2006 1:22:43 AM)

[sm=noway.gif] I not only want to complain, I'm going to complain. It's 3:20 in the AM at the time of this posting and I'm hot and feel sick to my stomach. I'm absolutely exhausted, but I can't sleep. I've tried. I went to bed at 11:00 PM, tossed and turned for two fucking hours, got up for about 30 mins, went back to bed.. got up after Himself poked me and told me to go to a fucking hotel already because I was bothering him and now.. I want to sleep soooooo bad.. and yet, I can't. [sm=hair.gif] Now it's 3:22 AM.

I hate fucking menopause.



Level -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/15/2006 3:08:02 AM)

Wow, a whole thread created for complaining......... how long has this been here?? Who knew?
 
*goes to look for shit to bitch about*



SeveredNeuron -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/15/2006 3:20:27 AM)

I want to complain that i have four exams in almost a row, human physiology on friday, molecular genetics on saturday (at 6pm too), biochemistry on monday and chemistry on tuesday.
I want to complain that i am poor, i have no time to see my boyfriend who currently had a cold so i cant kiss him coz then i'll get it and feel like crap during exams. And i really want to kiss him.. hes so adorable!
I want to complain that i havent had any sex since may last year! (and its not just the boyfriends fault, only been with him for 2 mths).
... And i think thats all.. i am too tired to think of anything else.




cuddleheart50 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/15/2006 3:26:00 AM)

I want to complain that I have nothing to complain about right now.



wandersalone -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/15/2006 4:09:36 AM)

I want to complain that it has taken me almost 39 years to find the most fantastic hairdresser....so many years of SUCH tragic hairstyles! Hopefully now a thing of the past



Level -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/15/2006 4:22:50 AM)

I want to complain that wanders has hair and I don't. [&o]



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