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cuddleheart50 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/16/2006 8:36:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji Also gut, Cuddle, Du sprichst Deutsch. Ich bin sehr beeindruckt! And for all you non-german reading people, go suck a steaming hot tailpipe. Yours, danke. gute nacht Benji! benji

Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/16/2006 8:36:32 PM)
I want to complain that I don't have a ruffley pirate shirt or an eye patch to wear for my pirate scene that Ron thinks that I want because I posted a pirate joke. Ron and OBMM... I also want to complain that I don't have the nerve to ask Master if I can take the bull whip to work to make them think that I am truly one to be feared. (See about 6 pages back, LOL) [sm=whip.gif] [sm=mad.gif] [sm=preen.gif] ~ Red

mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/16/2006 8:37:42 PM)
ich kann dies nicht? bett? moeglich schlafen, oder?

mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/16/2006 8:39:47 PM)
you just wanna waltz the fuck in here with a bullwhip in your ass?...............I have limits.

Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/16/2006 8:55:41 PM)
quote: you just wanna waltz the fuck in here with a bullwhip in your ass?...............I have limits. Well, I wasn't thinking about travelling to MN, more like to my office. Also, OBMM said I should carry the whip at my waist (well, she said "waste" and you went on a tangent about spelling, etc. - LOL), so I think you have a fanny fetish to want me to carry the whip out of my butt like a tail. (Are you into pony play? LOL) I want to complain that Ron has limits.

mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/16/2006 9:14:00 PM)
They are not so deep and wide 'a limits that you might find the edges. But I now have formulated a complaint. I waltz into this thread, all unknowing like and I am beset by women of loose morales and pirates. Some ask me to speak in tongues, some come and speak in secants, rays and other phonecian and grievious things and they send a redhead in here without any kinda fuckin translation and I have to fend for myself without any kinda backup and I don't know exactly how you bill anymore but I think you tell pirate jokes and I feel like I am stuck in a corner, and I only have you to ask for advice........... Just because you are paranoid, doesn't mean that they are NOT out to get you. So ........the question is why? If you didn't follow this, may I suggest the merlot from chile?

Noah -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/16/2006 9:16:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Alfred Kant ... said: "... and now may I state categorically that it is imperative for you to meet my cousin Immanuel."

Aileen68 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/16/2006 9:20:20 PM)
I want to complain that Ron is not really complaining on the complaining thread. And neither is Noah.

mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/16/2006 9:21:06 PM)
You are correct. I am corrected. Ron

mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/16/2006 9:24:01 PM)
You seen one Kant you pretty much seen 'em all. Who said that? Alfred, Immanuel? Ben Franklin? Noah that is why it don't pay to remember facts, you and me are the onliest ones read him.

Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/16/2006 9:30:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail They are not so deep and wide 'a limits that you might find the edges. But I now have formulated a complaint. I waltz into this thread, all unknowing like and I am beset by women of loose morales and pirates. Some ask me to speak in tongues, some come and speak in secants, rays and other phonecian and grievious things and they send a redhead in here without any kinda fuckin translation and I have to fend for myself without any kinda backup and I don't know exactly how you bill anymore but I think you tell pirate jokes and I feel like I am stuck in a corner, and I only have you to ask for advice........... Just because you are paranoid, doesn't mean that they are NOT out to get you. So ........the question is why? If you didn't follow this, may I suggest the merlot from chile? I want to complain that Ron had me laughing so hard from this post that I woke up several sleeping creatures in my house. [sm=biggrin.gif]

mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/16/2006 9:36:19 PM)
I want to complain that it is your turn to crank one up.

Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/16/2006 10:07:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 I want to complain that Ron is not really complaining on the complaining thread. And neither is Noah. Dear Aileen... Please see Ron's earlier post and the grandiose complaint that he had about me. [:D] Secretly, I think he is a bit confused, perplexed, or frightened by me. LOL... Although I find it highly contradictary to my submissive nature, I feel a little excited at the thought of having Ron alone here, with no back-up, stuck in a corner, with only me to translate for him, where I can bill for my services in increments of pirate jokes. I also resemble the one of whom he speaks... <evil grin> I have told pirate jokes, beckoned him to speak to me in french, and many other things... methinks that Monsieur Ron has been taken off guard by my pirate wenchiness, absence of morales, and all-around "redheadedness"... (by the way, it's all natural Ron, I have proof... LOL) [sm=preen.gif] xxx-ooo Red embrasse la tete de Monsieur Ron, et puis elle donne un coup d'oeil que dit... "suivez-moi, mon cheri, mes menottes ont la taille exacte pour vous..." et voila sommes-nous... [sm=tongue.gif]

Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/16/2006 10:16:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail I want to complain that it is your turn to crank one up. Monsieur Ron... please see above... does this meet with your approval? I also spoke to you in tongues... est-ce que vous l'aimez? [sm=tongue.gif] ~ "Rouge"

mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/16/2006 10:34:51 PM)
eeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Divide King Vitamin among the whores. That is what captain kangaroo really wanted to say.

Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/16/2006 10:58:48 PM)
stares blankly ummmmmmm..... I am not sure how to respond to your reference to severing a mineral enhancement among females who have an extra healthy sexual appetite... and the reference to my childhood hero, a man named after a beloved marsupial... well, that's just crossing a line with me, Mr. Man!!! (lmao)

mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/16/2006 11:02:14 PM)
I feel so cheap...............I am turnsat...........no, I mean saturn.....Oh, Gawd I am so confused.

Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/16/2006 11:08:37 PM)
Stare into my eyes... (they're green, by the way) You're getting verrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyy sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppyyyyyyyyy....... By the way, cheap fits my budget! WOO-HOO!!!! [:D]

mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/16/2006 11:28:11 PM)
sorry, I was fucked up; a girl wanted to use me like the slut I am, she turned out to be a re:[12] but she was funny. So it wasn't a total loss. And she was far more real than most I've seen. LOLOLOL

cuddleheart50 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/17/2006 6:03:04 AM)
No more complaining about the pickle jar, my neighbor opened it for me.

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