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Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/17/2006 4:53:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

I want to complain that I don't have a dog to eat the neighbour's children!



I want to complain that benji lives too far away or I would let him borrow my sweet sheppy to instill fear into the lives and hearts of the tender-years aged neighbors he has.




Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/17/2006 4:57:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: HisTicia

My complaint is..that because  I am Owned...I don't have admirers of my profile... like I did my previous one where I wasn't.
 
I just don't feel the love.....  [:(]


I want to complain that HisTicia needs to check her admireres list.  I'm from VA, too.  But you're headed to IN soon, right?




gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/17/2006 4:59:31 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

I want to complain that I don't have a dog to eat the neighbour's children!



I want to complain that benji lives too far away or I would let him borrow my sweet sheppy to instill fear into the lives and hearts of the tender-years aged neighbors he has.



Note:  I said eat, not instill fear into the lives and hearts of.  Fear will make them scream.  Eat will too, but for a shorter time.

Yours,


benji




Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/17/2006 5:04:57 PM)

Yes, you did, sweet benji...  sorry for the confusion on my part.  Will tell my pooch to eat your neighbors children should you ever get to a location nearer in proximity to me, as long - of course - they are not MY children...  LOL

*reaches over and rubs benji's tickle spot once again...  be a good boy...  no humping my leg*   giggle, giggle...




OhBeMyMind -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/17/2006 5:10:16 PM)

Well I will never tell who and what I had to do to slide by that German exam.  [;)]  The beating was optional.

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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

I want to complain that OBMM doesn't understand German.  In order to be on this site, everyone had to pass a german exam, and failure to do so should result in a beating, or lack thereof, depending on your orientation.

Yours,


benji




gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/17/2006 5:16:41 PM)

That's okay - I have a good imagination.

Now excuse me a few minutes, the thought of being a Mod on the day you had your exam has me distracted.

Yours,


benji




mtumwawaBwana -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/17/2006 7:11:51 PM)

i want to complain work almost killed me. i was left in charge of the ER and medical floor, and i want to complain the EMTs wouldn't stop bringing in patients. and i want to complain the job stress hit a whole new level when two codes came at once... and...and..and...

ooh never mind...who gives a shyt anyways

i go back to planting more daisies to add to my wallflower slave motif




cuddleheart50 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/17/2006 8:59:05 PM)

I want to complain that the weekend is going by way to fast!!!!!  [:@]




OhBeMyMind -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/17/2006 9:10:31 PM)

I am complaining that yesterday and today went by way to fast.  Faster than I thought I wanted it to anyway.  [X(]




LaMalinche -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/17/2006 9:50:36 PM)

I want to complain that I got stood up.


And it was not even by Benji or Loki!

*goes off pouting*




OhBeMyMind -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/17/2006 9:56:59 PM)

So sorry LaMalinche!!!  ~hug~
[sm=flowers.gif]

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

I want to complain that I got stood up.


And it was not even by Benji or Loki!

*goes off pouting*




Aileen68 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/18/2006 3:55:22 AM)

I want to complain that I don't have a dunkin donuts close enough to my house.




MistressDiane -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/18/2006 4:00:48 AM)

hmph....We had a Dunkin Donuts about a hour away.  I used to visit every other month or so and I'll be damned if they didn't close it down!!!!
I want to complain that I only caught 2 fishes at the river yesterday. [sm=boohoo.gif]




LaTigresse -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/18/2006 4:12:19 AM)

complaining it still has not rained yet and Wapello rural water is very proud of their water and I am getting tired of watering gardens and that it is Sunday already and the new dog got me up when SOOOOOOO was not ready to get up yet and that my house is a pit and needs cleaning and that I have no nubile young slave girls to do it for me and that I have NO NUBILE YOUNG SLAVE GIRLS TO DO IT FOR ME................and my coffee is not ready yet........




LaMalinche -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/18/2006 4:44:43 AM)

I wanna complain that I am a pathetic, navel-gazing, predjudiced asshole, poo-bah, when I wanted to be the Grand Pooh Bear!





LaMalinche -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/18/2006 4:47:43 AM)

And I also want to complain that it WAS indeed a hand grenade!  Now my house really is a pit!

LaTigresse. . . I'll be your nubile switch girl.  [sm=lol.gif]





angelface183 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/18/2006 5:10:14 AM)

I want to complain that Aileen has some beautiful new pics on her profile.  They are very sexy.  I don't think that I can post the photos that SD and I have been taking of late...but way to go Aileen.  You look gorgeous and I love your taste in lingerie!




LaTigresse -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/18/2006 5:17:14 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

And I also want to complain that it WAS indeed a hand grenade!  Now my house really is a pit!

LaTigresse. . . I'll be your nubile switch girl.  [sm=lol.gif]




WoooooooHoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! I have a volunteer! (75 east, 35 north.....34 east....218 north.....your here!!)




mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/18/2006 5:19:20 AM)

you know how you get adverts and junk mail and in the subject line it says RE: [12] or some number because it has been remailed and forwarded so many times to hide the original?  




LaTigresse -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/18/2006 5:22:48 AM)

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ORIGINAL: angelface183

I want to complain that Aileen has some beautiful new pics on her profile.  They are very sexy.  I don't think that I can post the photos that SD and I have been taking of late...but way to go Aileen.  You look gorgeous and I love your taste in lingerie!


being the prevert asshole.....grinning.......that I am, I had to go look and yes I 100% agree with everything angel said cept for her own pictures which I have no knowledge of.




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