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I am so terrified - 4/18/2006 2:01:58 PM   
CrappyDom


Posts: 1883
Joined: 4/11/2006
From: Sacramento
Status: offline 		I wrote the most over the top profile I could imagine, filling it with things like "training in the womb" and other idiotic nonsense.  My only intent was to poke fun at the online world a bit figuring it was all harmless fun.

It aint!

I am actually getting women hitting on me (how they don't see CRAPPY dom I don't know) and or asking questions of all these idiotic online things like European houses, 12th order, true whatevers.

So I am wondering if I should delete it so that some idiot doesn't steal it and use it or if I don't need to get some band of useful idiots together and storm the castlerealm walls or whatever.

ARGGGG!
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RE: I am so terrified - 4/18/2006 2:04:39 PM   
mnottertail


Posts: 60698
Joined: 11/3/2004
Status: offline 		Jesus, get ahold of yourself man!

These are of the same profiles who claim vaunted 'wannabe' and 'poser' instincts.......  We are a sick bunch of puppies............

Become the marshmallow, grasshopper!
If that's what blows their dress up...go get 'em tiger....

In the end, there is only the quick and the dead.

Ron

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RE: I am so terrified - 4/18/2006 2:11:48 PM   
MsMacComb


Posts: 808
Joined: 3/30/2005
From: My Mothers womb.
Status: offline 		Instead of deleting perhaps a change in background color. :)

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RE: I am so terrified - 4/18/2006 2:15:28 PM   
Arpig


Posts: 9930
Joined: 1/3/2006
From: Increasingly further from reality
Status: offline 		yes, the red on purple is a bit hard to read.
And don't worry about somebody stealing it...there is only 1 CrappyDom

< Message edited by Arpig -- 4/18/2006 2:16:41 PM >

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RE: I am so terrified - 4/18/2006 2:17:04 PM   
Proprietrix


Posts: 756
Joined: 7/15/2005
From: Ohio/West Virginia
Status: offline 		lol..
12th order...
cross your arms...
in the womb....

Sure you don't want ALL your interests to say "expert"?

Have fun while it lasts. Once the elderest of elders finds out you wrote in red when you're only of orange level, you're going to have to bear the yolk for a fortnight.

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RE: I am so terrified - 4/18/2006 2:19:06 PM   
NeedToUseYou


Posts: 2297
Joined: 12/24/2005
From: None of your business
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quote:

ORIGINAL: CrappyDom

I wrote the most over the top profile I could imagine, filling it with things like "training in the womb" and other idiotic nonsense.  My only intent was to poke fun at the online world a bit figuring it was all harmless fun.

It aint!

I am actually getting women hitting on me (how they don't see CRAPPY dom I don't know) and or asking questions of all these idiotic online things like European houses, 12th order, true whatevers.

So I am wondering if I should delete it so that some idiot doesn't steal it and use it or if I don't need to get some band of useful idiots together and storm the castlerealm walls or whatever.

ARGGGG!


LOL that's funny when I wrote my profile the first time, I guess I was in a bad mood or something. Anyway, it was on the extreme end of my thoughts about things. But oddly, I got way more women responding to that one, than the current one that I think sounds more balanced anyway. Go figure. The more extreme it seems the more attractive you are to a large majority of the subs up here. Not to all, I got some women saying I was an ass, some questioned it, but 3 to 1 I got responses from women that liked it. Anyway, long story short changed it now to be more like my normal thoughts on things. I'm lucky to get a E-mail once a week. LOL.



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RE: I am so terrified - 4/18/2006 2:19:57 PM   
DesertRat


Posts: 2774
Joined: 11/29/2004
From: NM/USA
Status: offline 		Just a thought...is it possible the girls contacting you are approaching you with tongues as firmly in cheeks as was yours when you wrote the profile? We have some VERY witty people on this site.

Bob

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RE: I am so terrified - 4/18/2006 2:24:54 PM   
Proprietrix


Posts: 756
Joined: 7/15/2005
From: Ohio/West Virginia
Status: offline 		Speaking of weirdness in profile changes...
ya know, I had an average of about 30 messages per day when I was Pro-Domming, of subs who wanted a lifestyle relationship.
I quit Proing, revamped my profile to a lifestyle one, and now I only get about 10 messages a day, and most are subs who just want a scene.
People are odd.
Go figure. 

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RE: I am so terrified - 4/18/2006 2:31:08 PM   
CrappyDom


Posts: 1883
Joined: 4/11/2006
From: Sacramento
Status: offline 		Bob,

As someone who loves sarcasm like I love oxygen, I don't often mistake it for sincerity.  Besides I know when women are throwing themselves at me...

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RE: I am so terrified - 4/18/2006 2:44:52 PM   
KatyLied


Posts: 13029
Joined: 2/24/2005
From: Pennsylvania
Status: offline
quote:

Besides I know when women are throwing themselves at me...


There are going to be girls all over your profile.  And I'm afraid they may be serious.  They will be ritual-needy (and I'm guessing they may have some other dysfunctions as well) and dreaming of the perfect (not to be confused with the *real* or *true*) Dom.  Good luck!  LOL, those colors do need changed.  You are gonna have some fun now.


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RE: I am so terrified - 4/18/2006 2:54:22 PM   
MHOO314


Posts: 3628
Joined: 9/26/2004
Status: offline 		Ok, so you are a 41year old who tried to pull a prank that bombed, you are now pissing people off who thought you were serious and you're asking us advice on this why?
 
I'm like ron, you made your bed, lie in it or get the hell out of it.

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RE: I am so terrified - 4/18/2006 2:54:24 PM   
Ethne


Posts: 20
Joined: 9/13/2005
Status: offline 		I so needed that, that was fabulous! Thank you :D


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RE: I am so terrified - 4/18/2006 2:59:05 PM   
maybemaybenot


Posts: 2817
Joined: 9/22/2005
Status: offline 		Wow, Crappy. Your profile is a fake?
I often wanted to email you and throw my unworthy self at your feet and beg you to consider me. < naked of course, with little slave bells on my feet and ankles> Having trained in the House of the Lesser 500, I never thought I stood a chance.
Ahhh, but now it is too late. I wear the collar of  "possible consideration of future consideration" of a Grand Master of the House of Gonnabes.

*sighs and wipes a tear from her silky soft cheeks, slips quietly into her corner and pouts*

                      mbmbn

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When tolerance is not reciprocated, tolerance becomes surrender.

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RE: I am so terrified - 4/18/2006 3:03:28 PM   
CrappyDom


Posts: 1883
Joined: 4/11/2006
From: Sacramento
Status: offline 		I realize being a bitch is charming to some but others of us just find it tiresome.  Since you don't seem to have the ability to think before you post, you might try listening to someone fully before opening your mouth.  My concern was about the fact that people are so innocent, so naive that they fall for something that to most of us is clearly over the top.  I realize concern for others isn't likely to be a trait you posses but please don't try and dismiss it in others...

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RE: I am so terrified - 4/18/2006 3:09:30 PM   
KatyLied


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From: Pennsylvania
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quote:

*sighs and wipes a tear from her silky soft cheeks, slips quietly into her corner and pouts*


You forgot the jutting out your chest thingy!  But the bells were good presentation!




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RE: I am so terrified - 4/18/2006 3:28:35 PM   
swtnsparkling


Posts: 1738
Joined: 1/1/2004
Status: offline 		You had me at the Name -Crappy Dom- swoon
I didn't even need to read your profile to know Your the One True Dom Ive been looking for LOL.

Seriously though  Delete is a good idea because YES there are those who think whats in  Your profile is true  I'm not shocked at all that your getting  attention from it.


< Message edited by swtnsparkling -- 4/18/2006 3:35:23 PM >

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RE: I am so terrified - 4/18/2006 3:36:27 PM   
IndigoDadesi


Posts: 185
Status: offline 		If it makes you feel any better I'M highly offended by your profile 

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RE: I am so terrified - 4/18/2006 3:41:58 PM   
angelthighhighs


Posts: 104
Joined: 5/29/2004
Status: offline 		darn Crappy you're only a beginner in fishing and candle making..........i wanted an expert in those fields.   oh well, back to the drawing board

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RE: I am so terrified - 4/18/2006 3:57:03 PM   
missturbation


Posts: 8290
Joined: 2/12/2006
From: another planet
Status: offline 		Just what is needed on collar me another fake profile. Spare a thought for the poor women/ men who are 'throwing' themselves at you and wondering why they are recieving no response.
There are enough fakes on here without making a profile just to test a theory.

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RE: I am so terrified - 4/18/2006 4:04:54 PM   
GoddessDustyGold


Posts: 2822
Joined: 4/11/2004
From: Arizona
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quote:

ORIGINAL: IndigoDadesi

If it makes you feel any better I'M highly offended by your profile 


Well, I'm not, but maybe I'm just odd.  I think it is a riot.  And I am all a'twitter that Dommes are included in the 12th Order and it isn't just a Domly Dom thang!  Where do I sign up?
Seriously, though, if you are gettting honestly hit on based upon this, it isn't fair to those with less experience.  So you might want to put it into your journal as a humorous example and to keep your copyright alive, and change the actual profile to something more realistic.
**Wanders off thinking about a couple of those rituals and trying to decide how to incorporate same. Is particularly enamored of the submissives' jutting breasts and mentally bound wrists**

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