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A lobbyist, on his way home from work in Washington, DC, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual." He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars so he rolled down his window and asked, Officer, what's the holdup?" The officer replied, "The President is depressed, so he stopped his motorcade and is threatening to douse himself with gasoline and set himself on fire. He says no one believes his stories about why we went to war in Iraq, or the worsening deficit and economy, or that his tax cuts will help anyone except his wealthy friends. So we're taking up a collection for him." The lobbyist asks, "How much have you got so far? The officer replies, "About forty gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning." *********** *Dies laughing* Hey, I'd contribute to that if I were in the area when it was happening. *********** Very Funny... I would try to help as well. M ********** My parents and several of my friends have more than enough to make a toasty bonfire. Let's set him ablaze... *********** ROFLMAO yeah i would find a hose from some where... if not i would just drop the tank right there ... ********** It would almost be worth the $2.50 a gallon ********** I have matches y'all MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHA! mwahahahahahahahhaahahah. Exxxcccceeeeellllleeeeennnnnttttt. ********** I realize this is an attempt at humor...and the joke was funny. However, I am disgusted with the distasteful comments especially when my fellow countrymen are fighting and dying for people we do not even know. I hope that if I were faced with the same circumstances as the Iraqi people ... that a man like the "PRESiDENT OF THE UNiTED STATES OF AMERiCA", President George W. Bush and the men and women of our Armed Forces, were covering my ass.You are so quick to criticize this man .You, not only, disrespect him... you disrespect those that are paying the highest price for "your" freedom. People... freedom isn't free. Maybe next time you will give your ccomments some thought before you so carelessly put them in front of the whole world to see. Unless, of course, you sympathize with those tyrannical bastards who murder coalition soldiers in addition to their own people, daily. You have no idea what its like to live under a murderess bastard like Saddam. Maybe you'd like to give it a try.You do not have the BALLS! Yes I am a vet. I am a proud vet. I'm proud that my children have a chance for a future. It was written along time ago that "United We Stand & Divided We Fall". As I see it... selfish personal feelings are what pulls at the thread that binds this country together. We do not have to agree with everybody. We should at least agree to disagree. It is the beauty of being an American. Comments such as those posted here... if spoken in most Middle Eastern countries, would, no doubt, result in execution and would really cut down on one's chat room time. *********** I personally do not like what is going on. I will stand by the decisions of my President. Weather I voted for him or not ........ GOD BLESS AMERiCA ........................ PS 9-11 NEVER FORGET................ FDNY......... ********** I'd buy a few gallons at 1.32 Euro/liter. ********** This is a humor board... right? Humor... remember? Funny. Laughing. Ha ha sort of humor. ************* You laughed at the joke. Fine. You took offense because people won't kiss the president's ass? I respect our troops. And support them. I don't need to support a war in order to support our troops. I support saving their lives from a war that I don't see as completely unavoidable. Yes indeed, people died for me in order for me to have the freedom to live in America. Funny, they also died for the freedom I have to bitch about America as well. Sort of a double edged sword, but there it is. ********** Its HUMOR. In a HUMOR forum. Therefore it might be biting and edgy and maybe not to your liking, but to blast people for not being patriotic over a joke? Please. ********* Ok, honey, while you are untwisting your knickers and taking a breath, I'd like to remind you that this is AMERICA. And I can hate that dumb ass in the whitehouse all I want and still send care packages to the brave men and women fighting this idiotic dumb ass war and the two can and are mutually exclusive. So, you might want to realize, while you are having your personal, in my opinon, assinine coniption fit right here in front of God and everyone that your opinion is outnumbered at least 10 to 1. Does that not tell you something???? Maybe next time you want to pipe in with some rant, you'll knock the font size down and chat like the rest of us.
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