RE: Which- is better- chair or table? (Full Version)

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Which- is better- chair or table?


Chair
  40% (4)
table
  40% (4)
unsure
  20% (2)


Total Votes : 10
(last vote on : 8/11/2010 8:11:20 AM)
(Poll will run till: -- )


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pahunkboy -> RE: Which- is better- chair or table? (8/10/2010 8:47:55 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: subwaythru

Come, now. While this depends largely upon the type of table to which we refer, tables are just all-around more versatible and accomodating than any chair. I enjoy envisioning a fine, square dining table, seating 6 comfortably, with extra leaves creating, in a pinch, room for 10 or 12, preferably of a superior grade mahogany.

Chairs are so much more inexpensive than tables and may be acquired and installed without contacting that "friend with a pickup".

A couple may dine at the table, sitting right on top with plenty of room for foot-dangling, or good little subs may truly be at Master's feet.

The table is commodious enough to accomodate a pair comfortably for sleep, while providing room for a real spread for one, with an easy grip for clamps and binding, should the matter be, as it were, brought to the table. And I hardly need to add that the height and sturdiness of such a piece of furniture affords the finest in leverage and thrust, as proven by many a modern feature film.

Weary of torture? Leave it to the table to beat a chair hands down for those spontaneous late night Monopoly tournaments.

I can go on, and on, as well you know, but I think this time I will spare us all.




A provocative analysis to be sure.

Then the issue of loose legs comes up.  A table is must more likely to have a loose leg.  Some even break.  So the performance of the furniture comes into consideration.




girlygurl -> RE: Which- is better- chair or table? (8/10/2010 10:34:10 AM)

My first thought is table. The table is so much more versatile. You can eat from it, you can sit on it, you can fuck on it, and you can fuck on it. [:D]




hertz -> RE: Which- is better- chair or table? (8/10/2010 1:39:32 PM)

I was going to say 'Table' but then I realised I wasn't sure, so I clicked 'Not sure'. Tricky question.




subwaythru -> RE: Which- is better- chair or table? (8/10/2010 6:14:35 PM)

It may be necessary to table this discussion until we hear from the chair.




pahunkboy -> RE: Which- is better- chair or table? (8/11/2010 8:08:48 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: subwaythru

It may be necessary to table this discussion until we hear from the chair.



LMAO!  

Surely we can put the matter to bed alas.  lol




sub4hire -> RE: Which- is better- chair or table? (8/11/2010 8:12:22 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

which is the better invention and why?


Table of course.  You can eat off of it..in a pinch you could sleep on it.  Sit on it.  What can you do with a chair?  Sit on it..if you try to sleep you're going to be sore the next day. 




subwaythru -> RE: Which- is better- chair or table? (8/12/2010 7:55:04 PM)

Looks like those who argue in favor of the chair don't have a leg to stand on. I say, then, let's turn the tables and give them the chair.




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