AsmodaisSin
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Joined: 7/28/2009 From: NOVA Status: offline
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Look, in a hypothetical world, I would be president for the day, and in this hypothetical scenario, I would be able to do things instantly during that day. What would I do? - Get rid of the Homeland Security Department by merging it with the other government agencies that do a lot of the same thing. Jobs would be left mostly in tact. This bit of government is just...foolish.
- Privatize Social Security.
- Lower taxes.
- Change the age of majority to 18.
- Make consenting adult marriages legal. This will shut NAMBLA up, because that entire organization is a plague on society. This excludes goats and any other animals. Sorry dolphin woman. Your marriage is null and void.
- I would repeal the entire Obama Health care plan and instead, give tax breaks and incentives to employers who offer easier access health care to their employees. I would leave some of the provisions, like the preexisting conditions part. I think that insurance companies really need to have a little heart, even if they are business men/women.
- I would allow health care to be used across states and the like, so that consumers could get the best deals possible.
- I would sue the stuffing out of BP, and ban them from drilling anywhere near the US coast, while allowing full access to American companies to drill in Alaska, the coast, etc. America needs to become fully independent while also exploring cleaner, renewable resources.
- I would order the park rangers around the Washington Monument, Lincoln Memorial, etc. to leave children (albeit off-key) alone whilst they are singing the National Anthem. Free Speech should be protected, regardless of whether it's singing at a monument, burning a flag, walking around with a destroyed fetus sign, or a Bush is Satan sign. Men and women alike have sacrificed their lives so that we, as Americans, have the right to free speech. Stifling that, regardless of whether or not we agree with the speech, is a dishonor to their lives.
- Collect back taxes from everyone, including people in our government. I think it's high time that the members of our government were treated equally with the rest of the American people. When we do wrong, when we steal as children, we are punished. Not paying your taxes is stealing from the rest of us, and you should be punished.
- Restructure the education system. Tenure must be earned via test scores, overall grades, etc. Paychecks will be done that way as well. Remove useless "teachers" and replace them with instructors who will provide a fully immersed educational environment. Worksheets and the like are not teaching. They are a tool for laziness and carelessness.
- Illegal Immigrants will be given two choices: To be shipped out free-of-charge to their country of origin, or to pay an arbitrary fee and be allowed permanent residence without citizenship. If they wish to be citizens, they must go back to their country of origin, and wait in line through legal means. The fine may be waived or lessened if they turn in their employer.
- Sanctuary states/cities will be fined to the hilt. When someone hides a criminal, they are found to be helping them. The cities are doing the same.
- I would amend the 14th Amendment, removing the loopholes for anchor babies. At least one (I'm really thinking both) parent needs to be a LEGAL citizen of the USA.
- Cap and Trade will never hit the boards. Sorry. Never. Ever. Ever.
So...in my hypothetical world, I want to do a lot, but the truth is, it'll never happen.
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