inyouagain -> RE: Slave registry (5/19/2004 1:02:00 AM)
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The problem with the barcode on the body is that every time you go to the store, you get charged. Does the beeper go off if you go through the door without paying? Both your comment$ made me $o curiou$ that I "checked out" Barcode Yourself, and di$covered a gender ba$ed monetary impropriety. At the Barcode Yourself site, you enter your gender, age, location, height and weight... and poof... it generates your unique barcode. This is a Macromedia Flash barcode generator, and if you have the Flash player (or plugin) installed, you can link directly to the Barcode Yourself .swf Flash file. This scientific and amazingly accurate little thing also has a barcode scan function, that decodes and places a monetary value on the barcoded data for the individual. In my case, a male, 40, USA, 6', 190 lb scans and decodes to a monetary value of $9.58 (wow!), I'm a cheap date. The impropriety occurs when I changed only the gender... to female, with all other values remaining the same, the female scans out at $6.90 (whoah!), an even cheaper date! Twisted logic prevailing, this psuedo proves that it's cheaper to let a barcoded female do the shopping (and obviously get charged less per pound), as Estring mentioned, or possibly less alarm shrieking if you forget to pay before leaving as proudsub mentioned. [:D] On the other hand, another non-Flash barcode generator is at Barcodes, Inc... where you can make alpha, numeric or alphanumeric barcodes, and save the generated images (the collarme barcode below was generated there). $9.58 wow! - bring on the high maintenance types! [:)] Inyouagain [image]local://upfiles/11414/C2D6D5CD065B4315A558E3D60F582C43.jpg[/image]
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