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RE: the most common female profile by far: - 4/21/2006 8:22:18 AM   
OedipusRexIt


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Status: offline 		Dusty, Cin and Truesub,

WooooHooooo!!!!!!!!!!!  You all nailed it.  Haven't really surfed guys profiles before, but did so just to compare.  Are we guys really that lame?  It appears so.  Loved the blank profle (did the actual, for real laugh-out-loud) and loved the poor spelling (harder to do for us literate types, huh Cin?) that is SO pervasive online.

Thanks for taking a stab at it.  You all win the prize!

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RE: the most common female profile by far: - 4/21/2006 8:54:54 AM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		After reading a few of those profiles, I have decided, Female Supremacy all the way.  Then I remembered Females were not a bit better, I had just hidden all the shitty profiles.  So here's the deal:  Anyone who dominates anyone must be able to write a coherent paragraph.  I'm giving them an month to do it, in Word, they can use spell check, they can even ask a friend to proofread.  But if they can't, tough shit.  No toys for you.

Ironically, all of these people have those resources in writing profiles.  So I think we'd get rid of 90 % of the CM population.

Damn fakes. 

Yours (Not the fakes')

benji

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RE: the most common female profile by far: - 4/21/2006 9:47:15 AM   
Arpig


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Arpig, I'll send you a package of Kraft Singles and a box of wine.

Damn!!! Living Life LARGE now

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RE: the most common female profile by far: - 4/21/2006 2:22:50 PM   
NakedOnMyChain


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quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

After reading a few of those profiles, I have decided, Female Supremacy all the way.  Then I remembered Females were not a bit better, I had just hidden all the shitty profiles.  So here's the deal:  Anyone who dominates anyone must be able to write a coherent paragraph.  I'm giving them an month to do it, in Word, they can use spell check, they can even ask a friend to proofread.  But if they can't, tough shit.  No toys for you.

Ironically, all of these people have those resources in writing profiles.  So I think we'd get rid of 90 % of the CM population.

Damn fakes. 

Yours (Not the fakes')

benji


You crack me up.

So if I can write a coherent paragraph, should I become a domme?    I think subs should have to use proper grammar and spell correctly as well.  Hell, human beings in general should have to.  It doesn't take that long to change "way2cooool4u" to something resembling intelligent thought.  We all make mistakes; it's the people that just don't want to make the effort that irritate me.

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RE: the most common female profile by far: - 4/21/2006 2:49:47 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		Subs should do as they're told.  If a Dom contacts them and politely tells them to write a coherent answer, they are to do that.  If they are told to "Kneel bitch", they should do that, as the Dom obviously doesn't consider internet protocoll that important, but is rather into the "real" aspect of the lifestyle.

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benji

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RE: the most common female profile by far: - 4/21/2006 3:10:15 PM   
NakedOnMyChain


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Status: offline 		I really, really hope you're joking.

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RE: the most common female profile by far: - 4/21/2006 3:18:42 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		Nope.  And for doubting me(no sub should ever doubt anything.  EVER!!!!), you've been demoted to "fake".  And believe me, "fakes" don't get "kneel bitch" messages from me.  So you should change your ways, before all real people, like me, demote you to "fake" and ignore you.

Okay, I can't even write this with a straight face.... 

Yours,


benji

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RE: the most common female profile by far: - 4/21/2006 4:37:05 PM   
NakedOnMyChain


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Status: offline 		LOL.  Looks like I'm on the poser list again.  It's a fun place to be.

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RE: the most common female profile by far: - 4/21/2006 6:36:13 PM   
Vancouver_cinful


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ORIGINAL: OedipusRexIt
loved the poor spelling (harder to do for us literate types, huh Cin?) that is SO pervasive online.


Making that post as illiterate as it is took me way past my bedtime last night. I should have just gone into my old emails here and found a few profiles. A simple copy-paste would have been easier! LOL

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RE: the most common female profile by far: - 4/21/2006 9:20:06 PM   
feastie


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Status: offline 		Inane profiles and emails aside...I have a special place in my heart for inane IM's like this one...

The idiocy that is my chat life...

pcdudeaz: nice pic, i would love to impregnate you
pcdudeaz: whore?
pcdudeaz: what do you like
feastie_girl: So, when you receive your Darwin award, will it be because you've attempted to fuck an electrical outlet or because you thought shooting firecrackers from your dick would be entertaining
pcdudeaz: both
pcdudeaz: r u a sub/slave?

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RE: the most common female profile by far: - 4/21/2006 9:37:40 PM   
Wulfchyld


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Status: offline 		OMG! ROFL! feastie.

I am so glad I'm not a fem on this site. I have to hand it to you ladies, you put up with a lot of crap to be here. I do hope that any reasonable interest, Dom or sub, takes that into consideration while trying to woo you.


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RE: the most common female profile by far: - 4/21/2006 9:59:49 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		Feastie,

That is the proper way to interact online, isn't it?

If not, do you have any pointers for me?  It's not getting me the results, read the whores, I want.

Yours,


benji

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RE: the most common female profile by far: - 4/22/2006 12:00:50 AM   
Vancouver_cinful


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ORIGINAL: feastie
The idiocy that is my chat life...


It boggles the mind:

My favourite was the one that asked me to move in with him, and be his fulltime slave. This offer came before "Hello, how are you". (Hadn't bothered to offer a name or even ask me mine)

I asked him what made him think that I would want to move in with a complete stranger who's name I didn't even know, and his response was because he'd seen things in a video once, and he had hooks in his ceiling.

All I could think was: Clean Up On Aisle 4
 
Everyday is an adventure in cyber land. Even for those of us don't cyber.

Cin

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