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toilet seeks Woman - 8/14/2010 11:06:14 AM   
daquarius12


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Status: offline 		i am a bottom feeder and i'm searhing for a Woman who would enjoy using me as toilet, tampax, slut in general.

i will be in south carolina the evening of saturday, august 28th.

i'm more than willing to pay for the priviledge.
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RE: toilet seeks Woman - 8/14/2010 6:22:02 PM   
tiggerspoohbear


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Status: offline 		Already have a toilet. One that flushes and everything.

You're looking for trouble if you're willing to meet with strangers, but then that's your choice. OK to play, but be safe.

O and btw welcome to the boards.

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RE: toilet seeks Woman - 8/14/2010 6:23:03 PM   
KyttynTheMynx


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Status: offline 		Where the hell were you when I had a hangover and couldnt remember where my bathroom is?!

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RE: toilet seeks Woman - 8/14/2010 6:25:43 PM   
DarkSteven


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ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

Where the hell were you when I had a hangover and couldnt remember where my bathroom is?!





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The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

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RE: toilet seeks Woman - 8/14/2010 6:25:53 PM   
poethika


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Status: offline 		From the thread title, I thought Dada art was making a comeback.

Thank heavens it was a false alarm.

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RE: toilet seeks Woman - 8/14/2010 6:27:10 PM   
sweetsub1957


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ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

Where the hell were you when I had a hangover and couldnt remember where my bathroom is?!



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In lowering yourself to talking behind my back, you're perfectly positioned to kiss my ass.

An it harm none, do what ye wilt.

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RE: toilet seeks Woman - 8/14/2010 6:32:18 PM   
KyttynTheMynx


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quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

quote:

ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

Where the hell were you when I had a hangover and couldnt remember where my bathroom is?!






quote:

ORIGINAL: sweetsub1957



Yall two are just encouraging my misbehavior!


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The next time you think I give a fuck, remember the 3 F's... Unless you are Feeding me, Financing me, or Fucking me, I don't give a fuck!!

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10 Miles of Hot Chocolate Lovin'.

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RE: toilet seeks Woman - 8/14/2010 6:33:41 PM   
LadyHibiscus


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Status: offline 		I want to know how you can be someone's TAMPON. Well, I don't want to KNOW, as such, but yanno...

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RE: toilet seeks Woman - 8/14/2010 6:33:41 PM   
DarkSteven


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Status: offline 		And then we get to correct you for it!!!!




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The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

Quit fretting. We men love you."

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RE: toilet seeks Woman - 8/14/2010 6:34:31 PM   
KyttynTheMynx


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Status: offline 		Bout time you offered Steven! I have been waiting!

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The next time you think I give a fuck, remember the 3 F's... Unless you are Feeding me, Financing me, or Fucking me, I don't give a fuck!!

"Kyttyn: The Other White Meat!" - DRH

10 Miles of Hot Chocolate Lovin'.

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RE: toilet seeks Woman - 8/14/2010 6:35:11 PM   
LadyHibiscus


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Status: offline 		Anyway, be careful out there. Scat play has its own set of risks, dealing with total strangers... a whole other level. (I am not saying that you SHOULDN'T get out there and party...heaven knows I am DangerDom!)

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RE: toilet seeks Woman - 8/14/2010 6:35:50 PM   
sexyred1


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

I want to know how you can be someone's TAMPON. Well, I don't want to KNOW, as such, but yanno...


C'mon LadyHib, with as many able bodied guys possessing the ability to have their heads up their asses, it is a short distance to having their heads up...yanno.

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RE: toilet seeks Woman - 8/14/2010 7:22:57 PM   
Tantriqu


Posts: 2026
Joined: 12/29/2006
Status: offline 		Any good man is the ultimate 'green' tampon: just lots of licking and orgasms during one's period. The only tampon that also treats cramps!
Love that scene in Gothic with Gabriel Byrne playing Byron...that's the only mainstream one I know where a man earns his red wings.
I just don't want a tampon that pays me with anything but Service with a smile.

Edited to add:
An anti-monarchist, I even have a grudging iota of regard for Prince Charles since his taped declaration of wanting to be his true love's tampon. You go, Camilla!


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RE: toilet seeks Woman - 8/15/2010 5:46:52 AM   
OohAahMrs


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Status: offline 		Welcome to CM You could well find yourself flushed with excess!

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RE: toilet seeks Woman - 8/15/2010 7:40:21 AM   
EbonyWood


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

I want to know how you can be someone's TAMPON.



He puts some rope around his neck and starts looking for a 50 foot tall woman.
 





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RE: toilet seeks Woman - 8/15/2010 8:04:50 AM   
Bobanna


Posts: 95
Joined: 5/1/2009
Status: offline 		Do people get Hep. A from this kind of stuff ... OP---> do you have your Hep. A shots?  And if you are into tampon whatever the hell that is, I hope you have your Hep. B shots as well.
Its all fun and games until you end up in the hospital with .....___________.
........and you reply to the Doctor,  "I needed what for what?" 

But then again I'm sure you are all high on marijuana when you do these things so its all good in the hood. 

Weird.

good luck to you. 
Bo

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