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ShaharThorne -> RE: Here You Go - Bitch about the clique (8/18/2010 3:39:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: PeanutTigerinBox


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ORIGINAL: mistoferin

Psssssst....don't piss off the Amazons. Without them I'd never be able to buy any of the stuff on the top shelf of the grocery store. [;)]


Ya don't need amazons for that...just grab the next broom which they have in their for sale and pull it down from the shelf. the jar which didn't break you can pick up and buy [:)]


Do what I do...get one of those grippers and get the product.  If that does not work, get a cute sales associate to get it for you.

I usually make sure that I have cleavage showing...[;)]




sexyred1 -> RE: Here You Go - Bitch about the clique (8/18/2010 4:27:33 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

c'mere, VAA.. I'll be happy to test your 'fakeness'...  it will require much groping and fondling, ya unnerstand...

If either of you ladies need help with this, my 'privates investigation' skills are superior and I'm told I am a very good dick.



It's so hard to find a good private dick these days...what do you charge and how long do your investigations take? [;)]




dovie -> RE: Here You Go - Bitch about the clique (8/18/2010 5:54:33 PM)

Never mind....whew!

dovie




Daddysredhead -> RE: Here You Go - Bitch about the clique (8/18/2010 5:57:55 PM)

Oh, dovie... there are many, many cliques.  We're everywhere, yanno?  Have you created one yet?  If not, you're falling seriously behind.  *nods*  [:D]




dovie -> RE: Here You Go - Bitch about the clique (8/18/2010 6:50:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

Oh, dovie... there are many, many cliques.  We're everywhere, yanno?  Have you created one yet?  If not, you're falling seriously behind.  *nods*  [:D]


My sexy lovalicious redheaded diva friend, I hereby declare "The clique of One(1)"  mwoi!  "dancing-dancing, i'm a dancing machine"  hearing Michael Jackson in my head.
Yeah, that's the ticket. "Folks who hear Michael Jackson dancing in their heads" Dirty Diana...

Lawd, I done lost my mind! "Let me out Red, let me out"

[:D]dovie done lost her mind saying "There's no place like home Auntie Em."




LanceHughes -> RE: Here You Go - Bitch about the clique (8/18/2010 7:34:46 PM)

AHEM..... <Nobody sent me this thread? Fine, just fine..... I guess I'm not a member of THE Clique.>

I did not think this was for members of THE Clique to reveal themselves.  When the title went by on the marquee, I thought "Oh, gawd. Stay away from that, Lance.  Can't be much fun."

Well, a complete read through leads to the following posts on quoted posts.

But first..... you want a clique?  Invite 'em and they will come.  Oh, wait..... most of you don't have a hook. That's all it takes, y'know.

Regards, Lance (who has his own clique and it's eponymous which I think is the only such clique out there.)




LanceHughes -> RE: Here You Go - Bitch about the clique (8/18/2010 7:42:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mistoferin
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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance
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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant
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ORIGINAL: LadyPact
I thought erin belonged to the Fabulous Michigan Clique.  How can that not count?
True...but she also belongs ot the "Hates R.M.O." clique and they are a prejudiced group....and specific.  Not so much male-haters BUT a specific part of a specific type of male.  ~shakes head~

RMO? hmm,
Rule My Orifice?
Raunchy Modis Operandi?

Seriously, don't ever accept a dinner offer from CD....unless of course you're into that sort of thing. (deep fried Rocky Mountain Oysters...or in other words....bull's testicles)

Steven (being in Colorado, as I am) will offer RMO's in trade for cookies.  But he only offers RMO's to the ladies, the dirty rat bastard.

Seriously, folks.  Those who have never tried them really shouldn't complain / vomit /etc.

Very similar in texture and flavor to chicken (what isn't? LOL) gizzards.  They are sliced before cooking so that they don't appear on the table as a giant meat-ball..... get it?  meat-BALL.  Sliced about 1/8th inch thick - quick-fried.  Dipping sauce.... YUM!

Another method of prep is to chunk 'em up, 1/4" cubes.  Add to stew or soup as you would any beef meat.  NOT a strong flavor..... and the protein, the protein....




LanceHughes -> RE: Here You Go - Bitch about the clique (8/18/2010 7:47:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus
I was wondering when LP would start this, so I didn't have to!!

Other than The Fabulous Michigan Clique, which was instigated by RULE thank you, I am only in the clique of VAA, and the Scarlet O'Hair-a's. The other, more mysterious clique, the one that is REALLY ruining CM no matter how much blame is passed to Domi and Jeff, is like the Illuminati! Fabled and hidden, enigmatic and deadly!

Or so I would like to think. If I am going to be in an imaginary group, it should be a glamourous one!


HOW DARE YOU FORGET THAT YOU'RE "IN" THE LANCE FAG HAGS?!?!?!
 
After all that bitching to join....

Oh, ssshhhhh.... I see...... that IS the fabulous, mystical and secret clique that is running CollarMe.com - Illuminati, my ass.... C'mon, ladies, let's show 'em who is really running this show! LOL!




LanceHughes -> RE: Here You Go - Bitch about the clique (8/18/2010 7:52:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant
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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance
[:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(](insert holly's vomit spewing icon here)
you and mist and Daddy's redhead just don't KNOW what you are missing.  The texture, the taste, the aphrodisiacal nature of this tasty treat...mmmmmmmmm.[;)]


Quoted for truth. "Aphrodisiacal" for gay men?  You bet!  We....... er, they get into all sorts of macho betting and daring and next thing you know, the waitress is saying, "C'mon, boys. Get a room."

If it's a waiter, however...... he says, "C'mon, boys. Join me in my room."

This I have only heard about.....  Holly, QUICK!  I need a swears (with crossed fingers) emoticon.




PeanutTigerinBox -> RE: Here You Go - Bitch about the clique (8/18/2010 8:00:38 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

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ORIGINAL: PeanutTigerinBox


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ORIGINAL: mistoferin

Psssssst....don't piss off the Amazons. Without them I'd never be able to buy any of the stuff on the top shelf of the grocery store. [;)]


Ya don't need amazons for that...just grab the next broom which they have in their for sale and pull it down from the shelf. the jar which didn't break you can pick up and buy [:)]


Do what I do...get one of those grippers and get the product.  If that does not work, get a cute sales associate to get it for you.

I usually make sure that I have cleavage showing...[;)]


Seriously, just thinking about that makes me just realise that my size from 5ft6 is just right....I reach all I need to be able to reach and am not a giant who takes away other peoples sun whilst standing next to them...yep, that brings joy (even when that's in the wrong thread now[8|])




ResidentSadist -> RE: Here You Go - Bitch about the clique (8/18/2010 9:43:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sexyred1


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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

c'mere, VAA.. I'll be happy to test your 'fakeness'...  it will require much groping and fondling, ya unnerstand...

If either of you ladies need help with this, my 'privates investigation' skills are superior and I'm told I am a very good dick.



It's so hard to find a good private dick these days...what do you charge and how long do your investigations take? [;)]

A hard dick is good to find...  or is it a good dick is hard to find?

The "length" of my investigation is directly proportionate to my interest in the client...  er...  I mean, my interest in the case.  It also depends what "tools" I need to use to  "probe" to the "bottom" of matters so you are completely satisfied with your private dick.   In your case I suspect it would endless hours of probing and oral interrogation to get every last juicy detail.




Mistletoe -> RE: Here You Go - Bitch about the clique (8/18/2010 10:41:08 PM)

God! This should go in the "I Admit" thread. I have had RMO and they were pretty damn good. I even ate them without gagging once. Put the men I was dining with to shame....:)

So what are the requirements for becoming a member of the Lance Fag Hags clique?




ladyserenablue -> RE: Here You Go - Bitch about the clique (8/18/2010 11:24:50 PM)

Which group is the true CM clique that gets no spam, scammers, one-liners, unsolicited nudity and after one month online, have collared three online slaves?

Cuz I don't like them.




Cherylmazana -> RE: Here You Go - Bitch about the clique (8/18/2010 11:28:59 PM)

Nope, nope it won’t work, you cannot tempt me with offers of e-mail, my own phone with a hold button playing mindless music and red undies.

I understand how this works once THE CLIQUE has you in your own little room under their power, you are drawn so deep into their depraved and kinky world you can’t leave because the music has brainwashed you into being their puppet.

I am stronger than that!!

Cheryl




VideoAdminRho -> RE: Here You Go - Bitch about the clique (8/19/2010 12:18:51 AM)

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I understand how this works once THE CLIQUE has you in your own little room under their power, you are drawn so deep into their depraved and kinky world you can’t leave because the music has brainwashed you into being their puppet.

You say that like it's a bad thing..... c'mon, you know you wanna..... [:D]
*makes note, get Cheryl super sexy red undies and a custom red corset*




Cherylmazana -> RE: Here You Go - Bitch about the clique (8/19/2010 7:49:38 AM)

A red corset Oooooooo

Cheryl




VideoAdminAlpha -> RE: Here You Go - Bitch about the clique (8/19/2010 10:32:09 AM)

LOL, dont tell her you know how to tell the "hot buttons" to convert, grinz.




GreedyTop -> RE: Here You Go - Bitch about the clique (8/19/2010 12:22:48 PM)

I have been told that I control my own clique .  I am still clueless as to which clique this might be.
I dont NEED or want another clique.  I am happy with the ones I have already 'aligned' to!




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Here You Go - Bitch about the clique (8/19/2010 8:27:00 PM)

You mean GREEDY is in control of a POWERFUL CLIQUE as well?? How awesome ! Greeds, as sooon as you figure out what your powers control, let me know, mmkay, because it might be a clue as to what *I* have control over... [8|]




LanceHughes -> RE: Here You Go - Bitch about the clique (8/19/2010 8:28:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Mistletoe
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So what are the requirements for becoming a member of the Lance Fag Hags clique?

Mistletoe;

Thanks for asking.  I direct you to:

http://www.collarchat.com/m_3257299/mpage_6/key_yorkers/tm.htm#3262416

Since you're a new member to CM, I'll be happy to tell you that at page count (both top and bottom) the symbol << takes you to first page.  The symbol >> takes you to last page.  You might want to read whole string, just for fun.......




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