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RE: Here You Go - Bitch about the clique - 8/19/2010 8:41:25 PM

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I am the head of The CM GOP clique. Unfortunately due to our bad behavior of late my clique has recently been obliterated.

Let my people go!!!

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RE: Here You Go - Bitch about the clique - 8/19/2010 8:48:33 PM

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c'mere, VAA.. I'll be happy to test your 'fakeness'... it will require much groping and fondling, ya unnerstand...

If either of you ladies need help with this, my 'privates investigation' skills are superior and I'm told I am a very good dick.

It's so hard to find a good private dick these days...what do you charge and how long do your investigations take?

A hard dick is good to find... or is it a good dick is hard to find?

The "length" of my investigation is directly proportionate to my interest in the client... er... I mean, my interest in the case. It also depends what "tools" I need to use to "probe" to the "bottom" of matters so you are completely satisfied with your private dick. In your case I suspect it would endless hours of probing and oral interrogation to get every last juicy detail.

You sound like the consummate professional, so as soon as you tell me your rates, we can discuss a start date.

Oh, hell...forget that, you are hired!

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RE: Here You Go - Bitch about the clique - 8/19/2010 9:03:19 PM

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LOLOL I did just read the entire thread and sent you the appropriate c-mail.

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RE: Here You Go - Bitch about the clique - 8/19/2010 9:06:26 PM

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Mistletoe;

Thanks for asking. I direct you to:

http://www.collarchat.com/m_3257299/mpage_6/key_yorkers/tm.htm#3262416

Since you're a new member to CM, I'll be happy to tell you that at page count (both top and bottom) the symbol << takes you to first page. The symbol >> takes you to last page. You might want to read whole string, just for fun.......

I goofed up my post. Please see above post.

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RE: Here You Go - Bitch about the clique - 8/19/2010 10:30:31 PM

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I goofed up my post. Please see above post.

Again, as a new member, you might like to look at "edit" in upper right of your post. If it's still there, you can replace your message with "no message" or the like.... took me a coon's age to figure that's what "nm" stands for. LOL!

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RE: Here You Go - Bitch about the clique - 8/20/2010 2:01:08 AM

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Actually I do not mind the goof. The extra post helped get rid of that horrible vanilla cone. I am not a fan of vanilla cones, give me strawberry Oh Yeah!
Jezzz this fag hag needs to go to bed. It's 2 am already.

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RE: Here You Go - Bitch about the clique - 8/20/2010 7:00:37 AM

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I was just checking in to see when the secret clique meetings are scheduled for the upcoming week.

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RE: Here You Go - Bitch about the clique - 8/20/2010 7:26:16 AM

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Oh cripes there are MEETINGS? Who's bringing the cupcakes?

(I thought nm stood for "never mind". Because I can channel Emily Litella yes I can)

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RE: Here You Go - Bitch about the clique - 8/20/2010 7:30:31 AM

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I dunno, Hibbie. The clique is so secret that the meetings may be on the way DL.

I thought NM meant "never mind," too.

I'll bring cupcakes, but someone needs to finalize the details about the "maybe meeting" because I have to plan my baking around my "leisure time."

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RE: Here You Go - Bitch about the clique - 8/20/2010 7:39:57 AM

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus
I thought nm stood for "never mind". Because I can channel Emily Litella yes I can

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I thought NM meant "never mind," too.

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If it's still there, you can replace your message with "no message" or the like.... took me a coon's age to figure that's what "nm" stands for. LOL!

Hey... That's just what *I* thought it meant.... "no message." As above, I didn't ask anyone, just "figured it out." But, I like "never mind" better. And I've started to use

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for "message imploded." But of course, whenever I do, I have to explain it. And will be asked about it for a while longer. LOL!

Back to the thread topic:

Hey, maybe that could be the secret password for the clique.... Add that to your secret messages and that way, if somebody asks, you know they're not members.

< Message edited by LanceHughes -- 8/20/2010 7:47:29 AM >

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RE: Here You Go - Bitch about the clique - 8/20/2010 7:45:50 AM

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead
I was just checking in to see when the secret clique meetings are scheduled for the upcoming week.

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Oh cripes there are MEETINGS? Who's bringing the cupcakes?

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I dunno, Hibbie. The clique is so secret that the meetings may be on the way DL.

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I'll bring cupcakes, but someone needs to finalize the details about the "maybe meeting" because I have to plan my baking around my "leisure time."

Well, I'm sure if you ask the GrandLeader, xhe will be happy to schedule so that you can have baking time. For next time, I'll volunter to bring the two (so far) hors d'ouvers that I've posted recipes for here at CM. You think I'm bringing something that uses a secret recipe? . . . . . . . Oh, I guess that'd be better for the clique, now, wouldn't it? LOL!

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RE: Here You Go - Bitch about the clique - 8/20/2010 7:47:35 AM

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Where did you post seeekrit recipes? Not that I prepare food. If someone says "bring something" they can pretty much COUNT on store bought.

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RE: Here You Go - Bitch about the clique - 8/20/2010 7:49:21 AM

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Do we get secret notices about the meetings like "Tyra Mail"? This Uber Clique stuff is still new to me.

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RE: Here You Go - Bitch about the clique - 8/20/2010 7:54:48 AM

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Hell, I am running one of the POWERFUL CLIQUES and I have no freakin clue!! So, I say white cupcakes with fudge icing is my fave, and how about those mini hawaiian rolls for sammiches? We can do chicken salad, ham & cheese, and shrimp salad. Both kinds of tea.

~sigh!~

Bummer this is only virtual, huh?

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RE: Here You Go - Bitch about the clique - 8/20/2010 7:57:00 AM

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Well, yeah... I haz a great big ole sad now.

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RE: Here You Go - Bitch about the clique - 8/20/2010 7:59:05 AM

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Well I haz a giggle--I was visiting Pj yesterday and we were out in the pasture checking out the horses and I ran into the electric fence with my BOOB!! There was this loud ~SNAP~ and the poor mare jumped a mile!!

Shoot, I had no idea I was that close to the fence, the damn things stick OUT, yanno?

(no, it didn't hurt)

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RE: Here You Go - Bitch about the clique - 8/20/2010 8:02:01 AM

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OMGARY!!! Your titties are hardcore, Hibbie!!! I think you should put that in your profile somewhere. Electric fences don't even faze my Ice Queen tits! I'm sadistic as they come!

Thank goodness your bewbage is intact. I may have had to make a house call to ensure their safety.

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RE: Here You Go - Bitch about the clique - 8/20/2010 8:06:18 AM

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House calls are always welcome!!

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RE: Here You Go - Bitch about the clique - 8/20/2010 10:14:22 AM

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*does mapquest to Hibbie's*

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RE: Here You Go - Bitch about the clique - 8/20/2010 3:13:51 PM

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Well I haz a giggle--I was visiting Pj yesterday and we were out in the pasture checking out the horses and I ran into the electric fence with my BOOB!! There was this loud ~SNAP~ and the poor mare jumped a mile!!

Shoot, I had no idea I was that close to the fence, the damn things stick OUT, yanno?

(no, it didn't hurt)

OMG! Reading that made spill my ice tea all over my lap when I laughed. I have done the same exact thing so I was laughing with you not at you <yeah that's my story and I'm sticking to it!>

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