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Heres a fetish I dont recommend - 8/19/2010 1:31:05 PM

Bobanna

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Here is a fetish that I was unaware of. If anyone is into this fetish, please let me know. I am curious to how and why.

Man gets stuck having sex with park bench ----> http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-penis-humping-steel-bench/

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RE: Heres a fetish I dont recommend - 8/19/2010 2:52:24 PM

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Some men will fuck anything. And that bench is really such a slut.

I can proudly state I have better taste than he.

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RE: Heres a fetish I dont recommend - 8/19/2010 2:56:54 PM

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That bench was asking for it! Shamelessly exposing all those holes to the whole world like that!

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RE: Heres a fetish I dont recommend - 8/19/2010 8:13:41 PM

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Were there no women around?

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RE: Heres a fetish I dont recommend - 8/19/2010 8:29:40 PM

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This is pretty weird..

In 1992 a 32 yr old woman became convinced that Donald Duck had told her of his love for her via her neighbor's satellite dish.
She was found sitting in the satellite dish masturbating, under the impression that the cartoon duck was making love to her.

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RE: Heres a fetish I dont recommend - 8/20/2010 7:29:06 AM

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Totally strange, if you google "range rover" and look at "images" there's a photograph of a guy with his dick stuck up the exhaust of a range rover!

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RE: Heres a fetish I dont recommend - 8/23/2010 2:12:15 PM

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2074301/Woman-with-objects-fetish-marries-Eiffel-Tower.html

Takes all sorts, I guess. I watched the show they mention. Her previous boyfriend was a white picket fence, like in 'Blue Velvet'.

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RE: Heres a fetish I dont recommend - 8/23/2010 2:14:21 PM

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Hell, she rides that tower tip to orgasm, they'll be picking her brain splatters out of the fields of Belgium.

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RE: Heres a fetish I dont recommend - 8/23/2010 2:21:51 PM

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I once had a room mate who was a paramedic, and one of his calls was a man with his dick stuck in the pools suction pump. He almost got fired because he was laughing too hard to help the guy. When I was working at the ER, a woman came in with her vagina packed with shortening. She was told it would prevent pregnancy. People are just weird.

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RE: Heres a fetish I dont recommend - 8/23/2010 2:32:22 PM

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I had to look 'shortening' up. I guess there's some sense in it somewhere. But I can't help thinking a condom would have been by far the better answer.

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RE: Heres a fetish I dont recommend - 8/23/2010 2:39:19 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Bobanna

Here is a fetish that I was unaware of. If anyone is into this fetish, please let me know. I am curious to how and why.

Man gets stuck having sex with park bench ----> http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-penis-humping-steel-bench/

Sincerely,
Bo

That's crazy lol

Sexyred1 could have fixed that in a flash for a small fee. She's looking for work I hear.

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RE: Heres a fetish I dont recommend - 8/23/2010 2:42:21 PM

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quote:

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I had to look 'shortening' up. I guess there's some sense in it somewhere. But I can't help thinking a condom would have been by far the better answer.

Definitely. Especially considering she just kept packing in the shortening and not cleaning it out - which caused a severe infection that made her very ill. Not to mention making me ill, because well....never mind.

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RE: Heres a fetish I dont recommend - 8/23/2010 4:06:13 PM

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I worked in an ER too. We had a couple come in one night that was into fruits and veggies. It all went OK so long as they stuck to bananas and cucumbers, but that night she had gotten an apple "stuck". We cut it out in pieces and, just for fun, sent a chunk of it off to Pathology for their diagnosis. We got back the following "Specimen from vagina determined to be a vegetable like substance with peel-like coating, measuring 2.5 cm X 3 cm and weighing 8.7 gms. Conclusion: Apple !!!"

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RE: Heres a fetish I dont recommend - 8/23/2010 4:25:48 PM

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My mother was a registered nurse for many years, and she loved to tell me stories of fun and chaos in the ER. The stories on this thread so remind me of some of her favorites, like:

1) the crazy guy who kept sticking odd items up his bum, losing 'em up there and having to come in for removal. Among the items mentioned: "D" batteries, turnips, and rutabegas. The last time they had to go get a corkscrew to get the invading vegetable out. The hospital cafeteria cook vehemently refused the return of his kitchen implement afterwards and they threw it away (this was in the region of a half century ago, mind you..).

2) the college noob who was being hazed by the frat he was petitioning. The task that day was to insert one of those little birthday cake candles in the tip of his penis, light it, and let it burn down. She did not say he got burned, but the melting wax plugged up the hole, and well, another (smaller, non-kitchen-grade) corkscrew was used to fix it.

3) the then-Mayor from the next town over who was at the cheap motel room with a female who was not his wife. Are any of you familiar with how copulating dogs can get "hung up" and how you usually have to hose them with water to get them apart? Right, so in comes the ambulance gurney with a LARGE white sheet-covered mountain under it, so you couldn't see any faces, and here were these two, hung up like dogs; instead of just chilling out and relaxing to get unstuck, they freaked out and called 911. Mom said they had to actually anesthetize them both (knock them both out) to get them to STFU (the woman was apparently throwing a wall-eyed fit. Being that human penises and dog penises are made differently, one wonders how this happened..) and slide apart. This story did not involve vegetables or park benches but it's funny as HELL so I wanted to share anyway.

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RE: Heres a fetish I dont recommend - 8/23/2010 4:41:13 PM

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Hah! This reminds me of when I worked at Exxon Refinery, and once when one of the boats were docked at the Refinery there was a comotion when a man jumped off the ship and was chased through the Refinery by a crowd of angry men. Turns out he was the chef, and he was caught fucking the rump roast! I'm guessing they weren't happy to find out what the secret marinade was.

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RE: Heres a fetish I dont recommend - 8/23/2010 8:17:45 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

Hah! This reminds me of when I worked at Exxon Refinery, and once when one of the boats were docked at the Refinery there was a comotion when a man jumped off the ship and was chased through the Refinery by a crowd of angry men. Turns out he was the chef, and he was caught fucking the rump roast! I'm guessing they weren't happy to find out what the secret marinade was.

Gives a whole new meaning to "beef jerky"

Laughingly,
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RE: Heres a fetish I dont recommend - 8/23/2010 8:45:29 PM

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Bobanna,

Here is another one for you:

Machine shop worker alone at lunch, large canvas drive belt with big pulley, = ER

I knew someone who taught machine shop who always included this in his safety
handouts. After that his students were more likely to read all the handout.

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RE: Heres a fetish I dont recommend - 8/30/2010 6:06:44 AM

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at HERTZ

Maybe she also feels atractive to the Tower of Pisa in Italy

- Nice Angle - or the Tokyo Tower where she can Broadcast here selve in higher...

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RE: Heres a fetish I dont recommend - 8/30/2010 8:08:47 AM

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Their is a whole movie collection of japanese girls rubbing themselves on things for sexual relief so the fetish doesn't surprise me. Then again japan has a niche porn for everything, I have yet to find underwater basket weaving...but it's out there.

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RE: Heres a fetish I dont recommend - 8/30/2010 11:16:14 AM

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A man not too far from where I live was arrested for "making love" to a table in his back yard.

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