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BoiJen -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/20/2010 11:35:58 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Does the WWDA accept friends who do like the knife/blood/kinky stuff who aren't members of the LGBT community?  I'd hate to be excluded just because of sexual preference.  [8D]


While I'm not permitted to disclose the exact details of the recruitment list, LadyPact you've been in the top ten for quite a while. The Association is still waiting receipt of your acceptance card from the annual mailing from....(I have to look it up)...oh yeah 1992.

boi




LaTigresse -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/20/2010 11:37:26 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BoiJen

Ahem, just because you're not part of the World Wide Dyke's Association doesn't mean you can't like the knifeybloodystuff, it's just a prerequisite for membership.

boi

Who may lose membership privileges if I keep mentioning shit about the secret handshake.



You're in big trouble now!!

Secret Agent LaT




OttersSwim -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/20/2010 11:41:28 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BoiJen

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

What!! Are you saying you have MET EVERY DYKE IN THE WRRRRRRLD?????

LOL. Sorry, had to.

Hib, who loves that knifeybloodystuff. But is not a dyke.


Ahem, just because you're not part of the World Wide Dyke's Association doesn't mean you can't like the knifeybloodystuff, it's just a prerequisite for membership.

boi

Who may lose membership privileges if I keep mentioning shit about the secret handshake.



I have all kinds of inappropriate things going through my head about the secret lesbian handshake...is that wrong?  [&:]




BoiJen -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/20/2010 11:42:51 AM)

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ORIGINAL: OttersSwim

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ORIGINAL: BoiJen

Who may lose membership privileges if I keep mentioning shit about the secret handshake.



I have all kinds of inappropriate things going through my head about the secret lesbian handshake...is that wrong?  [&:]



I can't disclose any further information....they're watching me.






OttersSwim -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/20/2010 11:49:09 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BoiJen

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ORIGINAL: OttersSwim

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ORIGINAL: BoiJen

Who may lose membership privileges if I keep mentioning shit about the secret handshake.



I have all kinds of inappropriate things going through my head about the secret lesbian handshake...is that wrong?  [&:]



I can't disclose any further information....they're watching me.





Just wiggle two fingers if I am right...  [;)]





BoiJen -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/20/2010 11:51:01 AM)

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ORIGINAL: OttersSwim

Just wiggle two fingers if I am right...  [;)]




It's three....




MaroonTide -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/20/2010 11:51:43 AM)

To an unwashed het male like me, wouldn't the secret handshake require both wimmin to wear skirts?




VaguelyCurious -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/20/2010 12:52:15 PM)


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ORIGINAL: BoiJen

I can't disclose any further information....they're watching me.


[sm=adminwatch.gif]
And these women are skeerier than VAA, no word of a lie...




BoiJen -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/20/2010 2:07:53 PM)

*****cricket....cricket.....cricket....cricket*****




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/20/2010 2:18:00 PM)


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ORIGINAL: taniafolder


What are the probabilities that all Lesbian Mistresses on CM are all pillow lesbians?

The odds are greater than 99.9 we have over an over abundance you woulkd think a stone butch would emerged on occasions.


So, if you are looking for a Stone Butch Dyke, and SBD's only lick pussy but never allow anyone to lick theirs - does that make you a Pillowqueen lesbian?

WinD




CynthiaWVirginia -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/20/2010 3:13:25 PM)

Welcome to the Collarme message boards, taniafolder. 
 
It's good to hear from someone who lives in France, and to hear expressions translated into english.  I'm not lesbian, but I've had friends who were.  I live in a tiny town in West Virginia (if you have ever seen The Beverly Hillbillies...I think West Virginia is only one or two generations past that, lol)...and the only lesbian women I've known  in my present area have been women who got so fed up with men they said they were going to turn gay.  Right in front of my delicate ears. [:D]  Over the years, I watched them only take other females as lovers.  I have no clue about how they work out anything sexual though, I know what people could get up to but not about preferences of who gets to receive oral sex. 
 
When I lived in California it was different.  I knew women who were gay because that's just the way they were, and they were "out" about it.  That was a long time ago though, it's been over 20 years since I lived in California.  It was like a different world from where I live now.  I'll bet France is very different from West Virginia as well. [;)] 
 
So...you have been looking for a lesbian Domme who will lick you without allowing you to lick her, and they are scarce here at CM? 
 
When I've had boyfriends within a D/s relationship, yes, I would go down on them if they were tied up...but I don't allow anyone to do me.  My clothing stays on and I prefer to keep time together separate from when I have my own orgasms.  If we were both madly in love, that might change things.  So...if I were lesbian, in France I'd might be referred to as a "stone butch"?  [:D]  What if I was just Domme and lesbian, and not butch?  Is there another name for that?
 
Years ago I used to have friends who were owned fem subs and they used to pass around this old joke about how to turn a Dom into a subbie...the punch line was that every male could be turned into a subbie for a little while if you just gave him a good, long blow job.  It just stuck with me, and every time I think about having sex with a sub (oral, vaginal, or my own arse) I keep hearing those long ago voices and I keep my jeans zipped.  I prefer to enjoy the physical arousal for as long as I can, sometimes it has been for over 8 hours, than to end it quickly with vanilla type sex.  For me...flogging or ass play IS sex.
 
Each of us are warped in our own way. [;)] 
 
I have several fem sub friends who would like me to top them, and I probably could.  Asses and legs and...people...are a lot alike to me now.  It's when she'd turn around and Id see breasts and pussy that I'd go AAAAAAAH!  Besides, as I told one of these friends, how would I go to my 70 year old mother and introduce my boyfriend AND my girlfriend to her? 
[sm=rofl.gif]




MistressSassy66 -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/20/2010 4:22:39 PM)


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ORIGINAL: sexyred1


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ORIGINAL: taniafolder


be me to cast the first stone a pillow lesbian lickes to be licked but will not lick you. A srone butch lesbians like to lick you but you will not any time soon see or taste her pussy ever. a lipstick lesbian is a woman that like to wear dresses and all things feminine no pants lots of make up more than a femme


But your definition is incomplete: what does a lipstick lesbian like being done or not done? Or is she straight? I am confused.



The 2 Lipstick Lesbians I know are "regular" lesbians,they just dressed fem/wear make-up...is it still fem when your a Woman?? I thought We were suppossed to dress that way...and BTW I have seen them wear pants and shorts. They always referred to themselves as lipstick lesbians.




sweetsub1957 -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/20/2010 4:44:56 PM)


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ORIGINAL: taniafolder


me be to cast the first stone a pillow lesbian likes to be licked but will not lick you. A stone butch lesbian likes to lick you but you will not any time soon see or taste her pussy ever. a lipstick lesbian is a woman that likes to wear dresses and all things feminine no pants lots of make up more than a femme

So if someone likes to wear dresses or pants either one, and likes to lick and be licked, sometimes wears makeup and sometimes not, what kind of lesbian does that make her?? I know several of those. And if she's not with you, why should you care? [;)]

~sweetsub~




BekkysNeeds -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/20/2010 4:45:52 PM)

I am a stone lesbian thank you all for allowing me to read all this stuff... what are the odds indeed!! hmphf!




DianeB269 -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/20/2010 5:13:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: taniafolder


be me to cast the first stone a pillow lesbian lickes to be licked but will not lick you. A srone butch lesbians like to lick you but you will not any time soon see or taste her pussy ever. a lipstick lesbian is a woman that like to wear dresses and all things feminine no pants lots of make up more than a femme



Anything I should know about bi femme women????


Diane






sweetsub1957 -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/20/2010 10:05:53 PM)

~FR~
I'm thinking generalizations are terrible. No matter who they're about. Actually, I'm a bi femme woman, and generalizations drive me nuts.

~sweetsub~




thishereboi -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/21/2010 6:48:48 AM)

The probability that all lesbians do anything the same would be 0. That is one of the wonderful things about people, they come in all varieties.  Now I can understand that you are looking for a partner and getting frustrated, but coming to the forums to throw a blanket insult at all the lesbians on cm isn't the way to get there.




MadameMarque -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/21/2010 9:15:09 AM)

I really appreciate:

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ORIGINAL: MistressSassy66

The 2 Lipstick Lesbians I know are "regular" lesbians,



This is the phrase that makes me burst out laughing, every time I read it. "Regular" Lesbians.


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they just dressed fem/wear make-up...is it still fem when your a Woman?? I thought We were suppossed to dress that way...


Yes, yes that's right ~ some of us have just wandered so far afield, we need a review.







SorceressJ -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/21/2010 9:24:54 AM)

Yes, Diane and sweetsub and I really ~MUSK~, I mean must know.. what does it mean if we lick, I mean like dick too please?
(delicious and nutritious, does -not- taste like chicken..) [sm=hippie.gif]




stef -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/21/2010 9:28:27 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MadameMarque

This is the phrase that makes me burst out laughing, every time I read it. "Regular" Lesbians.

By eating a balanced diet that includes pussy and high-fiber, you too can be a regular lesbian.

~stef




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