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Brownsugasub69 -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/21/2010 9:30:06 AM)


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ORIGINAL: BekkysNeeds

I am a stone lesbian thank you all for allowing me to read all this stuff... what are the odds indeed!! hmphf!



Wow! Never would have figured that one out. Thanks for clarifying.

All women love to lick on Suga. I personally won't touch the shit, myself.

It's nasty.



Lockit -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/21/2010 10:41:11 AM)

I feel old... very, very old. I am just too old for this shit. WTF? Are there any more boxes we can try to force people into? Oh we go against the norm and we stand for our rights to do this or that and then we fucking put them back in a fucking box. What is the matter with people? We fight for gay rights... then we fit all the gays into a lil box or they do and undo half of what many fought and still fight for.

But then I guess the REAL issue is whether someone licks the box or not. Go figure. [sm=Groaner.gif]



LaTigresse -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/21/2010 10:47:24 AM)

I just created a new box. It's a really REALLY big box (no pun intended..[:D]). This box has really stretchy flexible sides and is called "The Rest of Us".



Lockit -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/21/2010 10:48:47 AM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]



SorceressJ -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/21/2010 10:57:11 AM)

Stretchy flexibility is a goodness. I practice it myself.. [:D]



crazyml -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/21/2010 12:37:26 PM)

chokes.

I adore you.



crazyml -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/21/2010 12:40:48 PM)


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ORIGINAL: BoiJen
As much as I'd love to go to the shows in Detroit, I love Florida. The only way I'd move back to Detroit is if a house was paid for (of my choosing in the Detroit neighborhood of my choosing) and I was running for political office. Honestly, the snow isn't worth it.



I hear you, I spent from Sept through till May flying to Detroit twice a month a couple of years back. If I could have torched the Dearborn Inn I would have. Hell on earth.

Florida on the other hand is lovely (if a little crammed with old people).



crazyml -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/21/2010 12:42:13 PM)


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ORIGINAL: BoiJen

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ORIGINAL: OttersSwim

Just wiggle two fingers if I am right...  [;)]



It's three....



Another cup of coffee on the keyboard.



Tantriqu -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/21/2010 12:48:17 PM)

'Pillow Domme' sounds prettier than OSODD, and reminiscent of the oriental Pillow Books . . . from this day forth, I'm a str8 lipstickin' Pillow Domme! [sm=preen.gif]



Lockit -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/21/2010 12:48:38 PM)

Speaking of boxes... just reminded me and of course I had to go see and share. I can't help it... from the good to be powerful but better if she's cute, to the goddess, the hard core dyke and finally to vigantic... I LOVE IT!

My vagina is eight miles wide...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgvOy69bJwI




KariCloud -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/21/2010 1:13:00 PM)

Boxes can be neat, if no one takes them too terribly seriously. When I was a young teen my older dyke friends made a new box just for me, they called it *girldyke*. I wore cute little skirts and ribbons in my hair in what I guess is now know as "non-gothic lolita style", but I was still some kind of dyke to them. For the record, I'm not clear on the difference between a girldyke and a babydyke.. I forgot to ask them that. :)

I knew the lesbian side of gay women had a bunch of boxes just as much as the dyke side did, but I had no idea they were interesting! Pillow lesbian sounds comfy. :D

I guess being openly bisexual means I might have lost my girldyke box.. *sniffs sadly* It was such a nice box too!

Kari



SomethingCatchy -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/21/2010 4:30:46 PM)

Am I the only one who didn't keep misreading it as 'stoned butch dykes' ?? Maybe that's why they don't want to be licked. They're stoned, and I dunno about you, but I can't feel a damn thing when I'm under the influence! Er... not that I do that sort of thing anymore.



SorceressJ -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/21/2010 4:37:58 PM)

Umm. I totally love to be licked when I'm stoned, I always have; it's a sensation-enhancer for me..
*DERP, did I say that out loud? My bad..* [:D]
P.S. I love Florida too, very much (<-- is a major space geek who went to Cape Canaveral for my honeymoon) and am moving there sometime in the next couple of years or so, to practice deep life satisfaction before I get too old to care. Yes, bad economy and all that, but frankly my dears, I don't give a damn.. *nope*



cloudboy -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/21/2010 8:23:14 PM)


I have a better idea of what's going in North Korea than I do with Pillow Lesbians.



sweetsub1957 -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/21/2010 9:42:34 PM)


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ORIGINAL: SorceressJ

Yes, Diane and sweetsub and I really ~MUSK~, I mean must know.. what does it mean if we lick, I mean like dick too please?
(delicious and nutritious, does -not- taste like chicken..) [sm=hippie.gif]

I guess that means we are more flexible.......and we don't taste like chicken. lmao



sweetsub1957 -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/21/2010 9:46:08 PM)


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ORIGINAL: stef

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ORIGINAL: MadameMarque

This is the phrase that makes me burst out laughing, every time I read it. "Regular" Lesbians.

By eating a balanced diet that includes pussy and high-fiber, you too can be a regular lesbian.

~stef


OMG!!! [sm=LMAO.gif]



Dnomyar -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/22/2010 9:39:04 AM)

If a lesbian only likes to lick pussy then is a guy who only likes to lick pussy a lesbian also???? Good grief Im gender fucked up.



OttersSwim -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/22/2010 10:19:56 AM)

Imagine how all of the people who come from the Isle of Lesbos feel!  [;)]



LadyHibiscus -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/22/2010 10:57:48 AM)

Crazy, the Dearborn Inn IS a circle of hell!! Ya poor guy, it must have taken months to get over that! [:'(]

So since my life is dedicated to Reclining, does that make me a pillow dom? Or does my pillowy bewbage? I also have many lipsticks![:D]



Dnomyar -> RE: What are the odds? That all Lesbians Mistresses..... (8/22/2010 11:53:32 AM)

pillowy boobs [:-] Oh my.



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