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This site is digital crack. - 8/20/2010 11:22:12 AM

praetorian1974

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So, no shit, there I was; staring at profiles that most good, church going families would probably find disturbing…and OH SHIT happens. I’m late leaving for a meeting with a bunch of officers. So, I throw myself together; grab all of my chattel, and head out the door. About ten minutes out, I realize I NEVER SHAVED THIS MORNING.

I don’t have sexy Marlboro man scruff. Nor do I have a cool, full, I’m from Vermont and love granola beard. I have a “Hi there, I just crawled out from under a week long binge in a Thai whorehouse” kind of look going on.

Nothing says trustworthy like bad personal hygiene.

Thank you CM for giving me something else in life to obsess about.

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RE: This site is digital crack. - 8/20/2010 11:24:16 AM

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Welcome to our world. There are cupcakes.

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RE: This site is digital crack. - 8/20/2010 11:26:11 AM

praetorian1974

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Well, as long a they're the little ones with the whipped cream frosting...

Why do I have the feeling that my life has just taken a really friggen strange turn?

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RE: This site is digital crack. - 8/20/2010 11:26:16 AM

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Welcome Praetoriean, We Salute You!!

Edited To Add (ETA): Your life has just taken a strange turn, if you want it to.

< Message edited by hlen5 -- 8/20/2010 11:32:25 AM >

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RE: This site is digital crack. - 8/20/2010 11:27:30 AM

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Digital crack, love it. You're right, I waste a ton of time I should be working here, but it is strangely addicting.

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RE: This site is digital crack. - 8/20/2010 11:30:03 AM

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Very much so. Especially if you're someone who loves their vices.

I would Imagine working here would be a trip, casual Friday's doubly so.

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RE: This site is digital crack. - 8/20/2010 11:43:41 AM

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I hear you. I am even more addicted to this site than I was to WOW a couple of years ago. I was finally able to quit that one. Is there some kind of help group to make me stop reading message boards. The ones that really get me drawn in are the debates that seem more like gladiators fighting to the death.

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RE: This site is digital crack. - 8/20/2010 11:51:30 AM

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YES!!! You WILL accept my point. I'm right so I can't possibly listen to anybody else. Plus I have Google right here, so I can seem really smart as I copy and paste intelligent bits that others have said.

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RE: This site is digital crack. - 8/20/2010 11:59:08 AM

wpf0027

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Cool you just taught me how to post. I can now be super smart. Maybe we can team up and we will win every time.

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RE: This site is digital crack. - 8/20/2010 12:01:43 PM

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Welcome to the Den ... now pass the pipe.

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RE: This site is digital crack. - 8/20/2010 12:04:26 PM

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I have to admit wpf, google is great. I love having it on my phone so I can call "bullshit" when some asshole is running their mouths.

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RE: This site is digital crack. - 8/20/2010 12:09:53 PM

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I honestly am usually the one bullshitting, but I do it in such a over the top way everyone knows that I know I am full of crap. I don't do that as much on here because I find people don't always know when you are joking if they can only read and not hear voice inflection.

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RE: This site is digital crack. - 8/20/2010 12:23:58 PM

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Welcome!

It's too late for you now. This place is like an opiate dream that even the likes of Lewis Carroll couldn't have created. It's intoxicating and the women are more alluring than Salome. You, dear soldier, are past the point of no return. Do not resist our charms... they are many. Just sit back and let the waves of CM addiction wash over you. That's nice, isn't it? *mmmm...*

Warm, hypnotic wishes to you,

Red

ps: and a serious "thank you" for your service

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RE: This site is digital crack. - 8/20/2010 12:32:43 PM

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Thanks Daddsredhead.

Wpf, I know what you're saying. Lack of inflection does tend to take the meaning out of a well placed statement. I repeatedly find my sense of humor is not quite... right.

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RE: This site is digital crack. - 8/20/2010 12:37:26 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: praetorian1974

Thanks Daddsredhead.

Wpf, I know what you're saying. Lack of inflection does tend to take the meaning out of a well placed statement. I repeatedly find my sense of humor is not quite... right.

We're working on a sarcasm font even as I type this.

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RE: This site is digital crack. - 8/20/2010 12:41:03 PM

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Outstanding. Just outstanding.

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RE: This site is digital crack. - 8/20/2010 12:41:48 PM

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It's too late for you now, OP. You've already been seduced by the wonderful combination of all the right things to get you hooked. Once you start understanding all of the inside jokes as well, there will be no turning back.

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RE: This site is digital crack. - 8/20/2010 12:55:42 PM

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Welcome to the dark side and may i compliment you on a very well written profile and such really not bad pictures as well.

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RE: This site is digital crack. - 8/20/2010 12:56:42 PM

DesFIP

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Yeah, getting emotions across is a bitch. That's what emoticons are for. Talk to Holly if you want to find a never ending source of them and a lot more time to waste.

And welcome to the zoo.

BTW scruff is better than granola in the beard, just saying.

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RE: This site is digital crack. - 8/20/2010 1:21:16 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: praetorian1974
"Hi there, I just crawled out from under a week long binge in a Thai whorehouse” kind of look going on.

And yet some of us have a penchant for just this look! Hubba hubba

and
welcome to the world of therearesomanyotherthingsIreallyoughttobedoing!

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