LanceHughes
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ORIGINAL: Twoshoes I'm a bit boyish, but I'd like to join this clique. Can I join if I learn to do leg raises while holding onto a pull-up bar with only my jaw (or something)? With a tag line of: Contrast - the source of all things beautiful, amazing and terrible. Contrast - perhaps, simply ... divine. I think you don't get in. ('Specially since it's in color.) As to the leg-raises...... WOOF! Here, boy..... C'mere, boy. Nice bone for you to chew on.... WOOF! Um, my little sister wrote that (and coloured it)... Still no? Well, damn. Thanks for the consideration. Now we're up to three strikes, so you're out! Three strikes are: Strike one: Your little sister wrote your tag line. Manly Men either don't have one or write their own. Strike two: You use said tag line. And SHE colored it???? I do NOT want to know the details <imagining "Hey, Sis... fix this on my social site." OR worse: Sis says, "I've been watching you on CollarMe.com and want to color your tag line for you." Etc. - NO DETAILS, thank you very much!> Strike three: You are asking to join. Manly Men don't ask. They DO! Strike four<!> Your profile say "Likes running." That's marginally okay. Leg lifts? Like in a gym? I don't think that makes a Manly Man.... Better: What fix have you done to your car recently? And Make, model, year? (See, Lance loses out on that one.... LOL!) Grow a pair and come back in about.... 10 years, 5 at least. NOT BEING MEAN, Just sayin'
< Message edited by LanceHughes -- 9/5/2010 12:06:37 AM >
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"Train 'em the right way - my way." Lance Hughes "Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer, but wish we didn't." Erica Jong 10 fluffy points 50 nz points Member: VAA's posse
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