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RE: Introducing The Manly Man Clique! - 9/5/2010 4:23:31 PM   
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^ that reminds me of an old Bond joke.


A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

Bond explains, " It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"

Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."


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RE: Introducing The Manly Man Clique! - 9/5/2010 4:31:04 PM   
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Lmao!

Btw loved the pictures on your profile.

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RE: Introducing More Men (and animals) to the Manly Man... - 9/5/2010 4:39:31 PM   
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Introducing..........More Pelvic Grinding Manly Men (and a cock and a bear!)
( I cant say new and improved....some of you are ...cough.......older)



please forgive me for what you are all about to witness

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RE: Introducing More Men (and animals) to the Manly Man... - 9/5/2010 5:10:31 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: poise

Introducing..........More Pelvic Grinding Manly Men (and a cock and a bear!)
( I cant say new and improved....some of you are ...cough.......older)



please forgive me for what you are all about to witness

LMAO 
Cute video app. 
Nice work poise.   


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RE: Introducing The Manly Man Clique! - 9/5/2010 5:20:35 PM   
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ORIGINAL: bellesoumise

Lmao!

Btw loved the pictures on your profile.

I liked your profile too.  Besides being a hot little cutie, it's very nice to read a well written and well mannered profile.  You briefly explain your history, interests, who you are, relationship goals and what you offer.   You seem very balanced.  Were you in my area, I would hunt you down relentlessly. 

I hope you find someone compatible to explore your submissive side, enjoy your cooking and share the variety of interests you have.  What a treasure you are. 



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RE: Introducing The Manly Man Clique! - 9/5/2010 5:39:34 PM   
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Thank you so much! I appreciate your compliments.

Hunt me down you say? Sounds interesting

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RE: Introducing More Men (and animals) to the Manly Man... - 9/5/2010 5:53:05 PM   
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Too bad you couldn't do that with a video of the intro walking scene of "Reservoir dogs". That's what this thread reminded me of. I don't even have to qualify to appreciate this lol.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qBWc8FCEEM&feature=related

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RE: Introducing The Manly Man Clique! - 9/5/2010 5:55:15 PM   
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I'm in a manly profession, surrounded by manly men [check]
I fuck manly men in the ass [check]
I have a little gadget that permits me to piss standing up [check]
I said 'piss', and not 'pee' [whew! almost got outted there . . . check]
These may LOOK like lady lumps, but they're, uh, moobs, that's it [whistles nonchalantly]
DAMMIT!! I spelt 'nonchalantly' correctly.


That's right! I'm a chica; and proud of it!
But with a thread title like that, you dishers-out gotta take it!

That was fun!

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RE: Introducing The Manly Man Clique! - 9/5/2010 6:19:32 PM   
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Hey poise, if I laughed My ass off at the vid, does that mean you're gonna get spanked?

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RE: Introducing The Manly Man Clique! - 9/5/2010 6:23:20 PM   
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Hey poise, if I laughed My ass off at the vid, does that mean you're gonna get spanked?

Beats me
whew...just imagine if you hated it..eeeks!

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RE: Introducing The Manly Man Clique! - 9/5/2010 6:46:17 PM   
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As long as Im being a manly man. I need a wench to take the the renniance festival. Big wenches are prefered. They will have to carry my keg of grog.

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RE: Introducing The Manly Man Clique! - 9/5/2010 7:27:50 PM   
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quote:

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As long as Im being a manly man. I need a wench to take the the renniance festival. Big wenches are prefered. They will have to carry my keg of grog.



Or 4 small ones.

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RE: Introducing The Manly Man Clique! - 9/5/2010 10:10:15 PM   
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~FR~ Poise! that was GREAT!!

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RE: Introducing The Manly Man Clique! - 9/5/2010 10:56:35 PM   
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LMAO!!!!!!!! That was the greatest!!!!!! I swear I was screaming my ass off laughing!

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