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Termyn8or -> White Men can't jump - and ... (8/20/2010 10:34:10 PM)

[Alpha, this is the thread about which I wrote you, I will do the best I can with it]

I was going to make this a poll, but I decided that real discussion of the issue would be better, I used to be somwhat of a racist, but I had no problem hiring a Black Man when I was in business. I am a different sort. Things have changed and now I see many things that didn't become apparent in my former life. I treat people equally until they earn an alternate treatment and that applies to everyone.

In the last decade I've gotten close enough to some Black Men to start discussing sex. I'm told they don't eat pussy. I mean these guys didn't just say "I don't do that" they said "We don't do that". Why did they say it that way ? Is it a part Moslem thing or just something else ? I am wondering her and I want some answers. It seems to be common anong the people I've met, is it common elswhere ? And if it is, why ?

Down to brass tacks, is it a perception of unclenliness ? That does not necessarily mean "where has it been ? ", it means would you, as a Man even lick up your own semen ? I don't mean submissives who would do damn near anything. I mean regualar people, err, well we ARE really but I mean those who re not kinksters.

I want to discuss this subject in a sane and mature manner, so if you are an asshole or hypersensitive about any racial issue your absence will be appreciated.

But actually anyone who has a problem with eating pussy is welcome to present their reasons. You don't have to be Black. Why ? Why don't you do it ?

When my buddy told me how to do the ABCs I was good to go. Sometimes White Men brag about just how well they can eat pussy, I have heard it more than once, not quite arguments about it but almost bets. If a difference exists I want to know it.

Tell me. If you refuse to do it, why ?

T



sunshinemiss -> RE: White Men can't jump - and ... (8/21/2010 12:46:46 AM)

They might tell *you* they don't... that whole "man" thing....but lemme just say from the "ladies' side" of things... That ain't true.  Not no, but hell no.

There was an episode of the Sopranos (it's relevant... really) where Uncle Junior admits to someone that he enjoys that ... it gets around and they call him a faggot (really)... because it is about giving rather than receiving.  So... big bad man... I take... I get... I don't give. 

I call Bullshit on your guy friends.

sunshine


*edited to de-dangle a participle.



VaguelyCurious -> RE: White Men can't jump - and ... (8/21/2010 1:02:31 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

They might tell *you* they don't... that whole "man" thing....but lemme just say from the "ladies' side" of things... That ain't true.  Not no, but hell no.


What she said. I'm not super-experienced in this particular area of life but I'm experienced enough that I could give several counter-examples.



myotherself -> RE: White Men can't jump - and ... (8/21/2010 2:31:23 AM)

I live in a predominantly white, blue-collar area of the Northern UK.

A friend of mine said 'men don't go down on women'. His implication was that all of his mates don't go down on women.

He was wrong. Very wrong.

And interestingly enough, his wife told me he most certainly did! Although not very well.

Your friend is just using the "safety in groups" mentality to explain why he's too much of a pussy to eat it [:)]



Daddysredhead -> RE: White Men can't jump - and ... (8/21/2010 9:30:20 AM)

I can speak first hand on this topic (shocking, I know), and can tell you now that the black men I have been with are not averse to going down.  As a matter of fact, they are quite skilled in the oral arts.  They may not talk about it with other men, one way or the other, but seriously, I don't care.  If they aren't talking then maybe they're using that time perfecting their mad skills... 

on me.  [;)]



Brownsugasub69 -> RE: White Men can't jump - and ... (8/21/2010 9:32:41 AM)

There is not a man or woman created that wouldn't eat this pussy.

It's only cuz I am so damn fine.



Hillwilliam -> RE: White Men can't jump - and ... (8/21/2010 9:44:09 AM)

I eat pussy like a fat kid eats cake.



Nuff said.



SorceressJ -> RE: White Men can't jump - and ... (8/21/2010 9:47:07 AM)

Hilly old sock. What are you doing for, erm, lunch?
I also call bullshit on Termy's friends who say they do not eat pussy; bless their wee hearts, they do *NAWT* know what they're missing..



Termyn8or -> RE: White Men can't jump - and ... (8/21/2010 9:49:16 AM)

FR

So what your saying is that they're only SAYING they don't do it. LOL. What a trip.

We used to fuck with Malcom, one of the Black guys to which I referred. We said "That's how come your Women are always beating you up and shit". It was all in good fun though, Malcom is built like a football player  He also can throw 200 lb TVs up on his shoulder and walk around like he was carrying a soda pop. Not likely to be a victim of domestic violence if ya know what I mean.

Hmmmmmmmm.

T



MistressLavinia -> RE: White Men can't jump - and ... (8/21/2010 9:50:50 AM)

Before moving to New York, my friend took me to a Lil Wayne concert here on a visit. Now I am not particulary into rap, but lil wayne is just a little hottie in my book, especially after that concert. He talked about eating pussy non stop, the women were standing up screaming for him. Later on, after the concert we hit up one of the clubs in the area all of us talking about lil wayne and of course eating pussy. Not one of the women said their man didn't. I don't know if its just a "male ego" thing, but no man I've ever been with didn't love the dish served. I don't believe it's true what they say about black men not eating pussy after all why would they not want that delicacy? One thing Lil Wayne is right about, If they don't lick their women, then those women "aint never had a love like his"

Lil wayne Lollipop:

Okay, lil' mama had a swag like mine
She even wear her hair down her back like mine
I make her feel right when it's wrong like lyin?
Man, she ain?t never had a love like mine

But man I ain?t never seen an ass like hers
That pussy in my mouth had me at a loss for words
I told her to back it up like burp burp
And make that ass jump like shczerp shczerp



Daddysredhead -> RE: White Men can't jump - and ... (8/21/2010 9:51:09 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

FR

So what your saying is that they're only SAYING they don't do it. LOL. What a trip.

We used to fuck with Malcom, one of the Black guys to which I referred. We said "That's how come your Women are always beating you up and shit". It was all in good fun though, Malcom is built like a football player  He also can throw 200 lb TVs up on his shoulder and walk around like he was carrying a soda pop. Not likely to be a victim of domestic violence if ya know what I mean.

Hmmmmmmmm.

T


*you got Malcom's number?*
 
Signed,
CensusRed 



Daddysredhead -> RE: White Men can't jump - and ... (8/21/2010 9:55:37 AM)

And Missy Elliott hasn't had a problem with getting her pussy attended to:

I'd like to get to know ya,
so I can show ya Put the pussy on ya,
like I told ya Gimme all your numbers so I can phone ya
Your girl acting stank than call me ova
Not on the bed, lay me on your sofa
Call before you come, I need to shave my chocha
You do or you don't or you will or you won't cha
Go downtown and eat it like a vulcha



MistressLavinia -> RE: White Men can't jump - and ... (8/21/2010 10:03:17 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

And Missy Elliott hasn't had a problem with getting her pussy attended to:

I'd like to get to know ya,
so I can show ya Put the pussy on ya,
like I told ya Gimme all your numbers so I can phone ya
Your girl acting stank than call me ova
Not on the bed, lay me on your sofa
Call before you come, I need to shave my chocha
You do or you don't or you will or you won't cha
Go downtown and eat it like a vulcha



I think we have a lot of the same thought processes, and no wonder why
I LOVE YOU!!!!



SorceressJ -> RE: White Men can't jump - and ... (8/21/2010 10:13:46 AM)

..and the name of the game is also about re-ci-pro-ca-tion, is it not, my sistahs?
I only go for Fearless Freeps who aren't afraid to make that dive and splash.
If he don't want no pie, then I ain't havin' sausage. Just sayin'.



pogo4pres -> RE: White Men can't jump - and ... (8/21/2010 10:21:01 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

And Missy Elliott hasn't had a problem with getting her pussy attended to:

I'd like to get to know ya,
so I can show ya Put the pussy on ya,
like I told ya Gimme all your numbers so I can phone ya
Your girl acting stank than call me ova
Not on the bed, lay me on your sofa
Call before you come, I need to shave my chocha
You do or you don't or you will or you won't cha
Go downtown and eat it like a vulcha


Not to derail the thread, but I am going to throw a little biology into the mix. It takes about 7 to 10 minutes for the average guy to orgasm, the average woman about double that.  So how do we overcome this biological disparity, HELLO Mr. Tongue, and in some cases even Mr Fingers.

And now I 'll repeat something I said in a different thread, Guys (you women seem to already understand this, so feel free to skip it if you want to) Again  GUYS yeah you I am talking to you  my fellow men, if what you are doing orally does not seem to be working, lift yer fucking head up and ASK, easy as that the woman knows what gives her pleasure, ASK.  Oh and when you get the answer guys, don't go into some schpiel about   "Well the books say....blah....blah....blah".      Just DO WHAT SHE SAYS. 

I now proclaim this thread back on track.




Orally,
Some Knucklehead in NJ





Hillwilliam -> RE: White Men can't jump - and ... (8/21/2010 10:40:53 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SorceressJ

Hilly old sock. What are you doing for, erm, lunch?
I also call bullshit on Termy's friends who say they do not eat pussy; bless their wee hearts, they do *NAWT* know what they're missing..


Hey Sorceress ya hottie.  I thought you had a slave boy?  Didnt ya bring that boy up right and teach him to breathe thru his ears?



SorceressJ -> RE: White Men can't jump - and ... (8/21/2010 10:46:57 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

quote:

ORIGINAL: SorceressJ

Hilly old sock. What are you doing for, erm, lunch?
I also call bullshit on Termy's friends who say they do not eat pussy; bless their wee hearts, they do *NAWT* know what they're missing..


Hey Sorceress ya hottie.  I thought you had a slave boy?  Didnt ya bring that boy up right and teach him to breathe thru his ears?


Yes, and thank You for noticing Bro (the slave is, however, very new), and a Husband who is the Pie-Eatin' Champeen of Gaston County *whoop whoop*, but He shares nicely, seein' as this pie is so golden-sweet and plentiful and all..
*ahem* Now back to your regularly scheduled afternoon of debauchery..

Pie. It's what's for dinner..

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Daddysredhead -> RE: White Men can't jump - and ... (8/21/2010 10:49:53 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressLavinia

I think we have a lot of the same thought processes, and no wonder why
I LOVE YOU!!!!

We are a rare breed, Petalicious...  I LOVE YOU, TOO!!!  [sm=hearts.gif]



Hillwilliam -> RE: White Men can't jump - and ... (8/21/2010 10:50:39 AM)

Now, THAT is a tasty lQQkin pie.



Daddysredhead -> RE: White Men can't jump - and ... (8/21/2010 10:52:36 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: pogo4pres

And now I 'll repeat something I said in a different thread, Guys (you women seem to already understand this, so feel free to skip it if you want to) Again  GUYS yeah you I am talking to you  my fellow men, if what you are doing orally does not seem to be working, lift yer fucking head up and ASK, easy as that the woman knows what gives her pleasure, ASK.  Oh and when you get the answer guys, don't go into some schpiel about   "Well the books say....blah....blah....blah".      Just DO WHAT SHE SAYS. 


DB said that his "linguistics teacher" was an older and wiser woman who told him first thing, "Baby, when you're eatin' pussy, don't you dare clock watch...  Once you're down there, you're there...  do what needs to be done to make a bitch happy."

I think that every man should have this training.

Signed,
HotForTeacherRed



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