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How to Please God Every Day - 8/22/2010 7:54:27 PM   
Brain


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How to Please God Every Day

To please God is not as simple as one might think. It is more than obeying his commandments, even all his commandments. Find out how you can really please God. In pleasing him you will find life most enjoyable.

There is a fuller, deeper way of pleasing God, a way that he desires all of us to have because it is a way which also most satisfies our yearning to please God. Stated simply it is this: We please God everyday by enjoying him everyday. Or to put it in another way, God is most pleased with us everyday if we enjoy him more and more everyday.

When we realize this, that God is in everything, then we can enjoy God in everything. And enjoying him we please him. We enjoy God every day and we shall please him every day. For this is what he desires of us to do, that we simply enjoy him. And in enjoying him we please him most.

http://spirituality4now.blogspot.com/2010/08/how-to-please-god-every-day.html
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RE: How to Please God Every Day - 8/22/2010 8:06:21 PM   
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Status: offline 		So, we go from "how to please G-d" to "How to enjoy G-d".

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RE: How to Please God Every Day - 8/22/2010 8:12:33 PM   
Brain


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RE: How to Please God Every Day - 8/22/2010 8:23:03 PM   
NeedToUseYou


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Status: offline 		I please god, by masturbating a lot.

He made me in his image, therefore, he apparently, wants me to play with my weiner, or else I would not want to play with my weiner, as I am an image of him.

Allah Akbar...


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RE: How to Please God Every Day - 8/22/2010 8:23:04 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Brain

I really just want him to leave me alone and stop harassing me!

Don't take it personally.

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RE: How to Please God Every Day - 8/22/2010 8:53:02 PM   
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RE: How to Please God Every Day - 8/22/2010 9:06:28 PM   
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ORIGINAL: NeedToUseYou

I please god, by masturbating a lot.

He made me in his image, therefore, he apparently, wants me to play with my weiner, or else I would not want to play with my weiner, as I am an image of him.

Allah Akbar...





Remember to,

Always be Secure With Your Flammable Liquids In Your Home -- Use Flammable Storage Cabinets
http://www.protectoseal.com/safetyCans/scSafetyCabinets.cfm

God will be pleased as he does not want you to burn.





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RE: How to Please God Every Day - 8/22/2010 9:10:19 PM   
littlewonder


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Status: offline 		I try to please God everyday in the same way I try to please my Master everyday...being the best person I can be, obeying, listening, paying attention, doing what is required of me in the best possible way I can, communicating.

When I am pleasing to Him I am enjoying Him.

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RE: How to Please God Every Day - 8/22/2010 9:36:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		Yanno Brain, it just occurred to me that maybe he harrasses you because you please him. After all, you sure do seem to enjoy him being there. Yeah, you bitch and complain, but I'm sure he knows that you need him. I mean hell, think about it, if the Republicans ever clean up their act who would you have to hate? That's a long shot I admit, but still, it has to give you a nice feeling of security to know that you can always count on God to take your shit no matter what. And weird as it is, your relationship with him is actually kinda cute in a sick sorta way. I hope you'll share many more threads like this one with us.

K.

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RE: How to Please God Every Day - 8/23/2010 1:35:19 AM   
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Not right now buddy. The Christian way is that of charity and forgiveness and I tried. I did the best I could. I forgave unauthorized CC uses, the pot disappearing, the lack of contribution. I got a fucking DUI trying to help them as well. I should have stayed home.

And then I wake up and I find the recipients gone, along with their clothes and toiletries, and My only working DVD player and ALL the money out of my wallet.

I am starting to think that at least half of the people who need charity do not fucking deserve it.

Sorry to rain on your BBQ dude, but I am in a prettty foul mood right now and I am almost ready to give up. Not on life quite yet, but it's going top be a long fucking time beore I ever help someone again. And I have no idea what else is missing. They lived with me, for free, but they got back on the crack. I don't think I'll ever do it again.

What does your God say about that ?

T

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RE: How to Please God Every Day - 8/23/2010 6:12:46 AM   
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Status: offline 		A guy stopped me while I was coming out of a gas station one day. He started to preach to me about God and held up his Bible. I told this:

"Let me stop you very quickly. You see, God and I have a deal-I'll be the best person I can be. I'll be generous and conscious of how my choices impact others and I'll do my best to make good choices about how I'll spend my life and treat others with kindness. In return, God told me that I would be left to my own devices, I would not be harassed by someone holding up His Book or trying to teach me about what He wants from me. In the end, when I die, God and I will sit down and see how well I lived up to my end of the bargain. God told me this was a good deal because then it would be one less soul for Him to worry about on a day to day basis. Now, you don't want to make a lair out of God, do you?"

boi

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RE: How to Please God Every Day - 8/23/2010 8:02:19 AM   
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Status: offline 		And just how did he harass you today? Come on brain, I want details. What terrible things has God done to you lately?

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RE: How to Please God Every Day - 8/23/2010 8:04:06 AM   
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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

If you are talking about the US, then you have to be right wing, ultra conservative member of the religious right and protest anything that does not seem to be christian.


Every post you make shows me how little you actually know about the US.


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RE: How to Please God Every Day - 8/23/2010 8:22:33 AM   
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Stop praying. He's tired of all your whining, and really doesnt give a fuck.

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RE: How to Please God Every Day - 8/23/2010 9:15:56 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Brain

I really just want him to leave me alone and stop harassing me! Then I can have peace.
http://spirituality4now.blogspot.com/2010/08/how-to-please-god-every-day.html



What is wrong with you?  You bitch and complain about God harassing you, but you're willingly going to spirituality websites and the like.  God isn't harassing you.  You're seeking God out, which makes me wonder if it's not just some deep-seeded desire to come home to whatever God suits you best. 

The idiocy of this post is just...insane to me. 


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RE: How to Please God Every Day - 8/23/2010 9:20:37 AM   
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ORIGINAL: AsmodaisSin

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ORIGINAL: Brain

I really just want him to leave me alone and stop harassing me! Then I can have peace.
http://spirituality4now.blogspot.com/2010/08/how-to-please-god-every-day.html



What is wrong with you?  You bitch and complain about God harassing you, but you're willingly going to spirituality websites and the like.  God isn't harassing you.  You're seeking God out, which makes me wonder if it's not just some deep-seeded desire to come home to whatever God suits you best. 

The idiocy of this post is just...insane to me. 




The term is deep seated. But in Brains case its really just his shotgun approach to posting...all the drivel all of the time.

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RE: How to Please God Every Day - 8/23/2010 12:46:23 PM   
jlf1961


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RE: How to Please God Every Day - 8/23/2010 1:11:27 PM   
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ORIGINAL: AsmodaisSin

What is wrong with you?  You bitch and complain about God harassing you, but you're willingly going to spirituality websites and the like.  God isn't harassing you.  You're seeking God out, which makes me wonder if it's not just some deep-seeded desire to come home to whatever God suits you best. 

The idiocy of this post is just...insane to me. 



Maybe you just have a "deep-seeded" knowledge of things like that.

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RE: How to Please God Every Day - 8/23/2010 1:11:58 PM   
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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

It seems to me that if you want to please god in america, you have to be anti everyone else.
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RE: How to Please God Every Day - 8/23/2010 1:38:38 PM   
jlf1961


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ORIGINAL: Kirata


quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

It seems to me that if you want to please god in america, you have to be anti everyone else.
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That sounds like ignition trouble to me.

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I am making a nice reference to the rhetoric of the religious right.

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"I would warn Orlando that you're right in the way of some serious hurricanes, and I don't think I'd be waving those flags in God's face if I were you, This is not a message of hate -- this is a message of redemption. But a condition like this will bring about the destruction of your nation. It'll bring about terrorist bombs; it'll bring earthquakes, tornadoes, and possibly a meteor." –Pat Robertson, on "gay days" at Disneyworld


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"(T)he feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians." –Pat Robertson


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"There were no politics to polarize us then, to magnify every slight. The 'negroes' of Washington had their public schools, restaurants, bars, movie houses, playgrounds and churches; and we had ours." (Right from the Beginning, Buchanan's 1988 autobiography, p. 131)


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Anti-Catholicism is the anti-Semitism of the intellectual.
Patrick Buchanan


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“AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals”

Jerry Falwell


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“If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being”

Jerry Falwell



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