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SorceressJ -> RE: Spam Filter is activated on my mail box (9/1/2010 7:21:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear
And is nude typing the new trend? I'd rather think it should be "typing in the nude". Not that I'm picky on grammar or anything. It's the anal retentive in me.


I understand this post. My former father-in-law was an English teacher, and one of his favorite gripes was the Trekkie phrase, "to boldly go..". He said that it should correctly be "to go boldly" and that in it's present form it was a dangling participle, or something..




SorceressJ -> RE: Spam Filter is activated on my mail box (9/1/2010 7:23:08 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Do you think the Turkey Spam is healthier than the regular spam?


Hmm, I wonder that too. I'm going to be adventurous though, and go for the "Hot & Spicy", myself..




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Spam Filter is activated on my mail box (9/1/2010 7:35:13 PM)


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ORIGINAL: SorceressJ

quote:

ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear
And is nude typing the new trend? I'd rather think it should be "typing in the nude". Not that I'm picky on grammar or anything. It's the anal retentive in me.


I understand this post. My former father-in-law was an English teacher, and one of his favorite gripes was the Trekkie phrase, "to boldly go..". He said that it should correctly be "to go boldly" and that in it's present form it was a dangling participle, or something..



See OP? Some very smart wimmenz get the spelling thing, and I don't profess to be a writer either. Nor would I send off endless words with no paragraph breaks or proper punctuation. Again, me and being anal retentive. It's a good thing as Martha would say. She of the *decorate your jail cell in a silly fashion*.

And Sorceress, methinks me luuuuuuurvs ya. [:)]




MsLadySue -> RE: Spam Filter is activated on my mail box (9/1/2010 8:26:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lockit

You looked at my profile... so I looked at your couple profile and her's. All I can say is....

ROFLMFAO!

OMG... so worth the read of every detail and the laughter is in the details!




I can understand why you were laughing Lockit ... I just about fell off my chair I was laughing so hard when I read this:

"
5th We want you to study up on this lifestyle, go to http://www.literotica.com and start reading the stories of slave training.




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Spam Filter is activated on my mail box (9/1/2010 8:50:22 PM)

OK, not fair, you made me go read it. I really want to know what "cloths pens" are. Never knew a pen to be made of cloth, unless of course the reference should read "clothes pegs", those few pesky letters DO make a difference.

And wouldn't it be easier to join the Army, or better yet a cult? With the Army you'd get the training and with a cult the indoctrination. [;)]




LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: Spam Filter is activated on my mail box (9/1/2010 11:54:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sirrandpolyfam

Most Dominates have some trouble with authority. Most Dominates I know do not obey others rules gladly. Some do it rather then fighting about it but the bridle the whole way.

If we wish to remain here we have two choices; one accept or  two fight against the so called majority. It is still not clear that the whole community supports this but it is clear those who are on the forums most do hate spam.

Master says it is too much a pain to fight. What is the point. We have better ways to acquire slaves. That doesn't mean we will give up on the site but sooner or later the best method of fighting mass mailings will cum to the surface.

SR&MC



GAH!!! I read your drivel without comment up to this point, including the gross grammatical & spelling errors among other errors. This is just too much however.

It's DIMINANT ffs!!!!!

whew...i feel so much better now




Malkinius -> RE: Spam Filter is activated on my mail box (9/2/2010 12:18:55 AM)

Greetings Jeffff.....

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Hawaiian spam?

that has GOT to be tasty!


Remember, SPAM is the state meat of Hawaii. I wish I was joking.

Be well....

Malkinius




myotherself -> RE: Spam Filter is activated on my mail box (9/2/2010 12:32:57 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Do you think the Turkey Spam is healthier than the regular spam?


It is...as long as you don't gobble it [8|]




sirrandpolyfam -> RE: Spam Filter is activated on my mail box (9/2/2010 1:13:57 AM)

It was 25 years ago. Master doesn't remember the Generals name.

Well the ones here do not want to answer the questions are rather persistent that we give them our email address.

SR&MC




SpiritedRadiance -> RE: Spam Filter is activated on my mail box (9/2/2010 1:39:37 AM)

OP I have to ask, Why if you cant have a photo together do you have a photo on your singular account, And is the sunken eyes and crack thin legs the trend in Huston a city Not on the beach?





wandersalone -> RE: Spam Filter is activated on my mail box (9/2/2010 2:06:42 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirrandpolyfam
If you you would like to see it I will be glad to post it but so far most of you seem to think our writing is tedious at best.

SR&MC



that is possibly being a little kind [:)]

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ORIGINAL: sirrandpolyfam

An odalisque was not a concubine of the harem, but it was possible that she could become one. Odalisques were ranked at the bottom of the social stratification of a harem, serving not the sultan, but rather, his concubines and wives as personal chambermaids. Odalisques were usually slaves given as gifts to the sultan. Generally, an odalisque was never seen by the sultan, but instead remained under the direct supervision of his mother, the Valide sultan. If an odalisque was of extraordinary beauty or had exceptional talents in dancing or singing, she would be trained as a possible concubine. If selected, an odalisque trained as a concubine would serve the sultan sexually, and only after such sexual contact would she change in status, becoming thenceforth a concubine. In the Ottoman Empire, concubines encountered the sultan only once—unless she was especially skilled in dance, singing, or the sexual arts, and thus gained his attention. If a concubine's contact with the sultan resulted in the birth of a son, she would become one of his wives. Later usageW.S. Gilbert refers to the 'Grace of an odalisque on a divan' in Colonel Calverley's song 'If you Want A Receipt For That Popular Mystery' from the Gilbert and Sullivan opera 'Patience'. In popular use, the word odalisque also may refer to a mistress, concubine or paramour of a wealthy man. During the 19th century, odalisques became common fantasy figures in the artistic movement known as Orientalism, being featured in many erotic paintings from that era.
SR&MC



I am surprised that given you mention being a writer a number of times that you didn't think to credit this to dear old Wiki.  I would have thought that is standard practice and even if it is the slave writing whilst perched precariously why you did not hasten to correct them.

I so am having to sit on my hands to prevent myself from typing anything more to avoid a gold bordered love tap [:D]




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Spam Filter is activated on my mail box (9/2/2010 6:28:05 AM)

FR.

Oh dear god. I remember the OP's last thread. I did an edit on their wall of text and it was like editing *concrete*.

I didn't read the form letter in this thread, in an attempt to preserve my sanity. But there's no way these people are successful professional writers. Any filter which stops them invading other people's inboxes *has* to be a good thing.




DarkSteven -> RE: Spam Filter is activated on my mail box (9/2/2010 6:31:55 AM)

Good catch, wanders.  No wonder I keep you as my girlfriend.




DesFIP -> RE: Spam Filter is activated on my mail box (9/2/2010 9:08:40 AM)

I'm still shaking my head at his early professed thought that as many people love receiving cut & paste letters as hate it.
How can anyone really believe that?
We haven't asked if he's attaching nude photos of his dangling bits in those cut & paste's.




mnottertail -> RE: Spam Filter is activated on my mail box (9/2/2010 9:10:34 AM)

cut, paste, scribble scribble........

my work here is done. blow me.




DesFIP -> RE: Spam Filter is activated on my mail box (9/2/2010 9:29:52 AM)

Ooh, you sweet talker you.




LadyPact -> RE: Spam Filter is activated on my mail box (9/2/2010 9:36:50 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

I'm still shaking my head at his early professed thought that as many people love receiving cut & paste letters as hate it.
How can anyone really believe that?
We haven't asked if he's attaching nude photos of his dangling bits in those cut & paste's.


I'm still confused as to how he's trained 20 over the last six years when his alternative profile as a submissive cross dresser was asking to be owned by others/what Master's want in a sub was posting threads five years ago.




angelikaJ -> RE: Spam Filter is activated on my mail box (9/2/2010 9:38:01 AM)

to the OP.

Once upon a time, I actually answered every single cmail that came into my in-box.

I did it out of politeness and also partly, in the very beginning, I did it because I was naive about the whole cut/paste thing.

The volume of mail would have been greatly reduced had the mass-mailing policy been in effect.

A few thoughts for the OP.
I am owned.
I didn't have to cam.
I didn't have to fill out a questionaire.
I didn't have to prove I was a real slave to anyone else's standards but his.

Had your introduction hit my mailbox, I might not have answered it, based upon it's length and the way you convey information.

Your profile needs some proofing.
I suspect ages are incorrect (at least one is) and I spotted a few other things.

I wish you both well in your search.
If it isn't going as well as you hoped, you might want to consider the option of changing your approach.

Slowing down the process isn't the worst thing in the world; quality may yield better results than quantity.






soul2share -> RE: Spam Filter is activated on my mail box (9/2/2010 10:24:05 AM)

Holy crap!  I'm only on page 2, and when I got to your message, just the sheer length of the post/letter itself made my eyes cross!  There was no way I even wanted to read it.  Yeah, it's good to send something out in an attempt to make conversation or start a dialogue, but, dayum......that's a bit much.  And I don't even want to see the questionnaire.....OY!




DaddysInkedSlut -> RE: Spam Filter is activated on my mail box (9/2/2010 10:30:31 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: sirrandpolyfam

It was 25 years ago. Master doesn't remember the Generals name.

Well the ones here do not want to answer the questions are rather persistent that we give them our email address.

SR&MC




Wait he was kidnapped guy's name who kidnapped him? Seriously?! Wow! Lol

I hope I am misreading this because If someone was truly kidnapped. They typically NEVER forget the persons face yet alone their names. The details are inbeded into their brains.




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