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Jeffff -> RE: Spam Filter is activated on my mail box (9/1/2010 6:50:38 PM)
Nooooooo.. I want to know MORE! Is she leaving a puddle in masters lap? Will he beat her for ruining his pants? What will the dry cleaner say?

SorceressJ -> RE: Spam Filter is activated on my mail box (9/1/2010 6:52:26 PM)
Hush Jefff, or I will send you an application. [;)]

Jeffff -> RE: Spam Filter is activated on my mail box (9/1/2010 6:54:23 PM)
I don't so applications..... I am hired at the interview. It is my winning personality!

LadyPact -> RE: Spam Filter is activated on my mail box (9/1/2010 6:54:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff Nooooooo.. I want to know MORE! Is she leaving a puddle in masters lap? Will he beat her for ruining his pants? What will the dry cleaner say? Maybe he won the dry cleaner and his mother does plastic surgery on all of the slaves for free.

Jeffff -> RE: Spam Filter is activated on my mail box (9/1/2010 6:57:34 PM)
That would be too much to hope for. I would like a slave permanently attached to my lap, naked. Can they do that? My domliness would shine brightly in the dim gloom of fakery.

thornhappy -> RE: Spam Filter is activated on my mail box (9/1/2010 6:59:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirrandpolyfam The ottoman empire and in the 1800's Alister Crowley. SR&MC I always did hear that Crowley was a dirty old man.

SorceressJ -> RE: Spam Filter is activated on my mail box (9/1/2010 7:01:52 PM)
nods I understand, Jefff. Anteaters are made of WIN, naturally. Anyway, I found out THIS is what happens without spam filters. The shit runs amok.. [image]local://upfiles/1044097/18BC88EFCC724B7684D9F7934E363215.jpg[/image]

Jeffff -> RE: Spam Filter is activated on my mail box (9/1/2010 7:04:27 PM)
Hawaiian spam? that has GOT to be tasty!

thornhappy -> RE: Spam Filter is activated on my mail box (9/1/2010 7:05:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirrandpolyfam So you do or don't live 'the life' 24/7? Where we live the legal problems are mute. The labor is not cheap. We live in a big house at the beach. All the contracted slaves have a trust fund where they get a goodly percentage of the projects they are working on. SR&MC Which of you is the writer, because I've seen "chose" instead of "choice", and now "mute" instead of "moot". (Yeah, I've got a cold, quityerbitchin' [:D])

SorceressJ -> RE: Spam Filter is activated on my mail box (9/1/2010 7:07:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy quote: ORIGINAL: sirrandpolyfam The ottoman empire and in the 1800's Alister Crowley. SR&MC I always did hear that Crowley was a dirty old man. Dirty old man, yes. Satanist? No. Pervacious slaveowner? Maybe. He was kind of Domly, in his way. [:D]

Jeffff -> RE: Spam Filter is activated on my mail box (9/1/2010 7:08:07 PM)
You are a picky bitch.... you are not likely to be asked back for a second interview.

PrincessIcepick -> RE: Spam Filter is activated on my mail box (9/1/2010 7:08:24 PM)
thornhappy? You're way behind. Perhaps you want to read through to the end to catch up. *Ice*

SorceressJ -> RE: Spam Filter is activated on my mail box (9/1/2010 7:09:35 PM)
See? [:D] [image]local://upfiles/1044097/2B6FB260FBA94D9C8B1B96A36EDAD53A.jpg[/image]

KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Spam Filter is activated on my mail box (9/1/2010 7:11:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SorceressJ nods I understand, Jefff. Anteaters are made of WIN, naturally. Anyway, I found out THIS is what happens without spam filters. The shit runs amok.. [image]local://upfiles/1044097/18BC88EFCC724B7684D9F7934E363215.jpg[/image] Ewww! Thats grosstastic!

Jeffff -> RE: Spam Filter is activated on my mail box (9/1/2010 7:11:42 PM)
The hat?... looks rather.... feminine. I suppose context is everything

thornhappy -> RE: Spam Filter is activated on my mail box (9/1/2010 7:11:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PrincessIcepick thornhappy? You're way behind. Perhaps you want to read through to the end to catch up. *Ice* Barely behind! Only, uh, a page or 2! Could be worse...nowadays I get impatient and rarely read reaaallllyyyyy long threads from the beginning, even if they are trainwrecks. Unless they have men in their panties.

SorceressJ -> RE: Spam Filter is activated on my mail box (9/1/2010 7:13:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy quote: ORIGINAL: PrincessIcepick thornhappy? You're way behind. Perhaps you want to read through to the end to catch up. *Ice* Barely behind! Only, uh, a page or 2! Could be worse...nowadays I get impatient and rarely read reaaallllyyyyy long threads from the beginning, even if they are trainwrecks. Unless they have men in their panties. I dunno, thorny. This one might. All we know for sure that we have is one anteater, one crazy Englishman in a funny hat, a few hotties, and some porktastic spam, sans filters..

LadyPact -> RE: Spam Filter is activated on my mail box (9/1/2010 7:16:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy Unless they have men in their panties. This is going to be a good laugh when reading it all of the way through.

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Spam Filter is activated on my mail box (9/1/2010 7:17:37 PM)
Can anyone say "trainwreck", this is going into my faves, their 2nd one to do so. And yay for spam filter, means I won't have to read thru drivel and atrocious spelling from someone claiming to be a writer. And is nude typing the new trend? I'd rather think it should be "typing in the nude". Not that I'm picky on grammar or anything. It's the anal retentive in me. And before you ask, I don't want an application or a questionaire, I've got a perfectly good Dom who's quite reasonable and hasn't crowned himself Grand Master Poobah of the Dominant Dominates. [:D] Tigger's one and only Pooh Bear [:)]

Jeffff -> RE: Spam Filter is activated on my mail box (9/1/2010 7:19:42 PM)
Do you think the Turkey Spam is healthier than the regular spam?

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