Hippiekinkster -> RE: Anal sex. (9/5/2010 1:57:17 AM)
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ORIGINAL: karensa Good day. I am in a long term relationship. We indulge in anal sex, averaging every two weeks, we both enjoy this as part of our D/s relationship. My question is, 'over time, can this cause weakening of the muscles due to stretching'. Thank you. Eventually your colon will fall out, necessitating the intervention of an ass doctor. That is a "doctor of asses", not a "doctor who is an ass". My ex's fell out 3 times (that I know of), but she used to put all kinds of weird things up there. Hairbrushes (brush end first), eggplants, a catfish, my foot, a Kayak oar, tennis balls, some "Amazing TY"-sized monster dildos, a pork tenderloin roast (in the wrapper), and a very stale loaf of French bread, to name but a few of the more common items. She had a lot of job stress. I think she's living with her ass doctor now. Maybe he can keep her from falling apart, so to speak.
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