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gungadin09 -> Worst collarme pickup lines (9/10/2010 5:11:48 PM)

The following email messages are completely fictitious. No, really...

10. Hey, i just inherited a wad of money. Wanna play?

9. Can you cam?

8. I'd like you to come visit and model that gorgeous body on my new toy

7. hi there. check out my profile and let me know if interested. thnx.

6. hi how are you

5. nice tits bitch

4. hi you on msn

3. I like your profile very much

2. you are beautiful

And the #1 worst collarme pickup line is:

1. hi

pam



PeanutTigerinBox -> RE: Worst collarme pickup lines (9/10/2010 6:19:42 PM)

you are a male troll, am surprised nobody else realised that [8|]



gungadin09 -> RE: Worst collarme pickup lines (9/10/2010 6:25:48 PM)

okay...you got me.

pam



LanceHughes -> RE: Worst collarme pickup lines (9/10/2010 6:33:19 PM)

Rec'd by me, a gay, male DOM:

Your profile is of my type.

The pic sure isn't, darling.




Twoshoes -> RE: Worst collarme pickup lines (9/10/2010 6:40:57 PM)

How did you respond?!?



TribeTziyon -> RE: Worst collarme pickup lines (9/10/2010 6:48:36 PM)

All it said was "Say Hello'.



SorceressJ -> RE: Worst collarme pickup lines (9/10/2010 6:49:17 PM)

Some personal favorites:
1) hi, how are you? me: perplexed. do I know you? them: no response
2) do you smoke? me: only from the ears when being asked a dumb question by someone I've never met.
3) can i serve you? me: no thanks, I just ate.
4) on your knees, NOW. my two best responses: fuck you/block/delete, or nothing/block/delete
5) will you blackmail me? me: if you'd looked at more than my gender designation before you sent me that message, you'd already know, now wouldn't you, dumbass? block/delete
6) will you cut off my nuts/castrate me? me: to be able to remove such waste from the gene pool, Id' be sorely tempted, but no, not today. block/delete



BentUnit -> RE: Worst collarme pickup lines (9/10/2010 7:06:17 PM)

I think I may have, in recent times, sent off an initial contact pm that possibly left the recipient scratching their head and wondering.."Well! What was the point of that?"

Hahahhah...

I half expect they've blocked me and written me off as a crazy person.[:D]



gungadin09 -> RE: Worst collarme pickup lines (9/10/2010 7:10:12 PM)

Wait, you think you're NOT a crazy person? Don't lie. We crazies need to stick together!

pam



BentUnit -> RE: Worst collarme pickup lines (9/10/2010 7:16:27 PM)

Shhhh!

You'll scare the rest of them away!



Dnomyar -> RE: Worst collarme pickup lines (9/10/2010 7:23:01 PM)

there are no worse lines. Im easy to pick up.



sappatoti -> RE: Worst collarme pickup lines (9/10/2010 7:24:00 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: BentUnit
Shhhh!

You'll scare the rest of them away!

Some of us don't scare that easily.

[:D]



Tantriqu -> RE: Worst collarme pickup lines (9/10/2010 7:28:07 PM)

Have received most of your top/bottom 10: plus,
'please blackmail me,'
'i've never met you but i'm your slave without rights or privileges, 24/7, and by the way, i'll need a place to stay'; and
'I'm going to *&@ your &*(^ off, you &*!^ing *@&*" ^&*%$',
'Call me at 1-555-WAN-KERS'
and today, from yet another dom:

'Wanna switch teams?'

Blargh!



poise -> RE: Worst collarme pickup lines (9/10/2010 7:46:08 PM)

MrXXX  "Would you like to be denied an orgasm for a whole week?"
Me - If it means Ill be denied another email from you, then sure...who wouldnt?



KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Worst collarme pickup lines (9/10/2010 8:19:39 PM)

Ohhhhh...Just got one that left in a *blink blink giggle* mode.

"Can you be at my house in an hour?"

For shits and giggles, I check the profile. The guy is in friggin Finland. Yea. Sure. That will happen.



DarkSteven -> RE: Worst collarme pickup lines (9/10/2010 8:23:46 PM)

I once sent one to an owned sub claiming that her Master had told her to come to my place and become my submissive.  She knew me from the forums and laughed it off.





Daddysredhead -> RE: Worst collarme pickup lines (9/10/2010 8:26:29 PM)

Last week:  "Wanna chat?"  (attached was a photo of his weenis)  [8|]  I guess he talks out of it like a hand puppet.



KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Worst collarme pickup lines (9/10/2010 8:36:08 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

Last week:  "Wanna chat?"  (attached was a photo of his weenis)  [8|]  I guess he talks out of it like a hand puppet.


I'd pay good money to see that!



girlygurl -> RE: Worst collarme pickup lines (9/10/2010 8:42:09 PM)

Will you buy me diapers?

I'll pay you if you buy me diapers.

I'm in Salem and I can meet you at Walmart if you'll buy me diapers.





Daddysredhead -> RE: Worst collarme pickup lines (9/10/2010 8:54:53 PM)

From a submissive trans (that I could not tell what gender the person was supposed to represent):

"I would sooo like to spank your ass."

My reply:  "Try it asshole, and I will punch you in the face."



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