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Worst collarme pickup lines - 9/10/2010 5:11:48 PM   
gungadin09


Posts: 3232
Joined: 3/19/2010
Status: offline 		The following email messages are completely fictitious. No, really...

10. Hey, i just inherited a wad of money. Wanna play?

9. Can you cam?

8. I'd like you to come visit and model that gorgeous body on my new toy

7. hi there. check out my profile and let me know if interested. thnx.

6. hi how are you

5. nice tits bitch

4. hi you on msn

3. I like your profile very much

2. you are beautiful

And the #1 worst collarme pickup line is:

1. hi

pam
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RE: Worst collarme pickup lines - 9/10/2010 6:19:42 PM   
PeanutTigerinBox


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Status: offline 		you are a male troll, am surprised nobody else realised that

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RE: Worst collarme pickup lines - 9/10/2010 6:25:48 PM   
gungadin09


Posts: 3232
Joined: 3/19/2010
Status: offline 		okay...you got me.

pam

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RE: Worst collarme pickup lines - 9/10/2010 6:33:19 PM   
LanceHughes


Posts: 4737
Joined: 2/12/2004
Status: offline 		Rec'd by me, a gay, male DOM:

Your profile is of my type.

The pic sure isn't, darling.



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RE: Worst collarme pickup lines - 9/10/2010 6:40:57 PM   
Twoshoes


Posts: 1218
Joined: 7/27/2010
Status: offline 		How did you respond?!?

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RE: Worst collarme pickup lines - 9/10/2010 6:48:36 PM   
TribeTziyon


Posts: 264
Joined: 10/25/2005
Status: offline 		All it said was "Say Hello'.

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RE: Worst collarme pickup lines - 9/10/2010 6:49:17 PM   
SorceressJ


Posts: 2968
Joined: 7/24/2010
Status: offline 		Some personal favorites:
1) hi, how are you? me: perplexed. do I know you? them: no response
2) do you smoke? me: only from the ears when being asked a dumb question by someone I've never met.
3) can i serve you? me: no thanks, I just ate.
4) on your knees, NOW. my two best responses: fuck you/block/delete, or nothing/block/delete
5) will you blackmail me? me: if you'd looked at more than my gender designation before you sent me that message, you'd already know, now wouldn't you, dumbass? block/delete
6) will you cut off my nuts/castrate me? me: to be able to remove such waste from the gene pool, Id' be sorely tempted, but no, not today. block/delete

< Message edited by SorceressJ -- 9/10/2010 6:51:46 PM >

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RE: Worst collarme pickup lines - 9/10/2010 7:06:17 PM   
BentUnit


Posts: 897
Status: offline 		I think I may have, in recent times, sent off an initial contact pm that possibly left the recipient scratching their head and wondering.."Well! What was the point of that?"

Hahahhah...

I half expect they've blocked me and written me off as a crazy person.

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RE: Worst collarme pickup lines - 9/10/2010 7:10:12 PM   
gungadin09


Posts: 3232
Joined: 3/19/2010
Status: offline 		Wait, you think you're NOT a crazy person? Don't lie. We crazies need to stick together!

pam

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RE: Worst collarme pickup lines - 9/10/2010 7:16:27 PM   
BentUnit


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Status: offline 		Shhhh!

You'll scare the rest of them away!

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RE: Worst collarme pickup lines - 9/10/2010 7:23:01 PM   
Dnomyar


Posts: 7933
Joined: 6/27/2005
Status: offline 		there are no worse lines. Im easy to pick up.

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RE: Worst collarme pickup lines - 9/10/2010 7:24:00 PM   
sappatoti


Posts: 14844
Joined: 10/30/2006
From: the edge of darkness...
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: BentUnit
Shhhh!

You'll scare the rest of them away!

Some of us don't scare that easily.




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RE: Worst collarme pickup lines - 9/10/2010 7:28:07 PM   
Tantriqu


Posts: 2026
Joined: 12/29/2006
Status: offline 		Have received most of your top/bottom 10: plus,
'please blackmail me,'
'i've never met you but i'm your slave without rights or privileges, 24/7, and by the way, i'll need a place to stay'; and
'I'm going to *&@ your &*(^ off, you &*!^ing *@&*" ^&*%$',
'Call me at 1-555-WAN-KERS'
and today, from yet another dom:

'Wanna switch teams?'

Blargh!

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RE: Worst collarme pickup lines - 9/10/2010 7:46:08 PM   
poise


Posts: 9509
Joined: 7/3/2010
Status: offline 		MrXXX  "Would you like to be denied an orgasm for a whole week?"
Me - If it means Ill be denied another email from you, then sure...who wouldnt?

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RE: Worst collarme pickup lines - 9/10/2010 8:19:39 PM   
KyttynTheMynx


Posts: 4880
Joined: 5/10/2006
From: Moosecrotch, Va
Status: offline 		Ohhhhh...Just got one that left in a *blink blink giggle* mode.

"Can you be at my house in an hour?"

For shits and giggles, I check the profile. The guy is in friggin Finland. Yea. Sure. That will happen.

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10 Miles of Hot Chocolate Lovin'.

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RE: Worst collarme pickup lines - 9/10/2010 8:23:46 PM   
DarkSteven


Posts: 28072
Joined: 5/2/2008
Status: offline 		I once sent one to an owned sub claiming that her Master had told her to come to my place and become my submissive.  She knew me from the forums and laughed it off.




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The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

Quit fretting. We men love you."

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RE: Worst collarme pickup lines - 9/10/2010 8:26:29 PM   
Daddysredhead


Posts: 23574
Joined: 11/6/2005
From: Northern (yet still part of the South) Virginia
Status: offline 		Last week:  "Wanna chat?"  (attached was a photo of his weenis)    I guess he talks out of it like a hand puppet.

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RE: Worst collarme pickup lines - 9/10/2010 8:36:08 PM   
KyttynTheMynx


Posts: 4880
Joined: 5/10/2006
From: Moosecrotch, Va
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

Last week:  "Wanna chat?"  (attached was a photo of his weenis)    I guess he talks out of it like a hand puppet.


I'd pay good money to see that!

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The next time you think I give a fuck, remember the 3 F's... Unless you are Feeding me, Financing me, or Fucking me, I don't give a fuck!!

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10 Miles of Hot Chocolate Lovin'.

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RE: Worst collarme pickup lines - 9/10/2010 8:42:09 PM   
girlygurl


Posts: 6973
Joined: 8/5/2007
From: in the palms of His hands
Status: offline 		Will you buy me diapers?

I'll pay you if you buy me diapers.

I'm in Salem and I can meet you at Walmart if you'll buy me diapers.




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RE: Worst collarme pickup lines - 9/10/2010 8:54:53 PM   
Daddysredhead


Posts: 23574
Joined: 11/6/2005
From: Northern (yet still part of the South) Virginia
Status: offline 		From a submissive trans (that I could not tell what gender the person was supposed to represent):

"I would sooo like to spank your ass."

My reply:  "Try it asshole, and I will punch you in the face."

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