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VaguelyCurious -> RE: Anal 101 (10/19/2010 6:02:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

Ha! I figured it was a given that anal sex would kinda smell like ass...

I wouldn't know. I am so virginal and pure that I have never even *thought* about such things, let alone tried them.

(Did I manage to keep a straight face? Did I? Did I?)
(.....no.)
(lol)




Rochsub2009 -> RE: Anal 101 (10/19/2010 6:14:08 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Nrilion

4. Bonus question: what's it smell like?



Just stick your finger up your ass and smell it.  Smells like shit, doesn't it?  Duh!!!  [8|]




Aynne88 -> RE: Anal 101 (10/19/2010 6:35:25 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Nrilion

Title sums it up. My previous subs and/or girlfriends have not been into anal at all. My new sub is fond of it. I have some catching up to do, and I wouldn't mind a few pointers. Sure, I know I can just feel my own way, but it can't hurt to have some knowledge of what's in store. So my big questions are:

1. Should I just be planning on getting crap on my cock, or are there ways to time it so that doesn't happen? I have never had that happen.

2. Is it reasonable to have my sub enema beforehand, and does that actually help? I don't do enemas and find them unnecessary.

3. Are condoms worth even trying? They seem great for a lot of reasons, but I heard they can't hold up under the pressure, so to speak. Nope.

4. Bonus question: what's it smell like? Nothing unless you smell your cock after.

Hah. Plus anything else you'd like to volunteer. It is interesting how much there is out there about doing it, but how little there is about the actual details.



I love anal sex it has never been messy and unless she had a gross diet you won't have any problems.




sexyred1 -> RE: Anal 101 (10/19/2010 7:06:45 PM)

This place is hilarious. I maintain my original comment, if you need to ask what things smell like or are so worried about being sparkly clean when fucking someone in the ass...then...drumroll please.....don't do it!!!

Why be so anal about anal? It really is quite awesome, lube or spit.

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As far as I am concerned it is awesome, so get over yourselves, lol.




nephandi -> RE: Anal 101 (10/20/2010 2:15:33 AM)

Greetings

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T and A man all the way. "Bend over Babe this is gonna hurt you a lot more than me"


Excellent advice. :D

I wish you well




delicatelydirty -> RE: Anal 101 (10/20/2010 3:33:02 AM)

You are seriously overthinking the issue ... it isnt rocket science ...try it ... you either like it or dont ... if your squemish about shit then I would say, probably dont go there ...

Personally there is nothing like just being rolled over and taken, no warning, no enemas, no condom (we are fluid bonded) and no lube... just raw and real and hot as hell





afkarr -> RE: Anal 101 (10/21/2010 7:00:50 AM)

Does mixing frankencense with anal make it a frankenass? Somehow it does't sound so appealing put that way.

If you want lube that isn't too "lubey", try "pink"= greaseless, odorless, non staining, and the warming kind of rather pleasant.




subkatslut -> RE: Anal 101 (10/21/2010 9:31:29 AM)

The only thing I can think to add is an enema is not needed for general anal sex. "Crap" sits far deeper down then most men actually reach. So unless you're super well endowed or using other toys it's a non-issue or should I say crap would be more incidental in those areas and an enema or not could still be there.
I love anal but I'll know if things are a little messier then normal back there and warn someone off that day.
I just find enemas tend to mess you up and prefer to only use them when there will be more hardcore play then doing the nasty.




MaamJay -> RE: Anal 101 (10/24/2010 5:08:45 PM)

Never been into the enema thing Myself, either as a sub or as a Domme who likes doing anal play with subby boys. I figure that's just gonna loosen everything up! As long as they aren't needing to shit soon, shouldn't be a real problem. And for Me as D or s, ass play is more fun when it's spontaneous.

I like using lube on boys, plenty of it, unless it's a very experienced ass. As a sub, lube might be needed, but i'm a wild and wet kinda woman, so often there's enough natural lube to go around. Master isn't huge either, with a bigger cock, more lube would be needed! With subby boys, I find a condom is a great protector of My toys and so easy to pull off afterwards to remove any mess (have a bin handy and tissues are always useful for cleaning up!) Condoms are also very useful protectors of real cock, especially if you think you might be squeamish about crap on it, it does help prevent any E. coli going where you don't want it to, if you're not fluid-bonded it's a must in My book, and definitely if you think you might want to put the cock anywhere else afterwards! Never go from ass straight to pussy, you just don't want to introduce those bacteria into that particular orifice, so a condom can be quickly peeled off, assuming it was long enough to cover the whole cock. I've never known a condom to break during anal sex.

Good luck OP and I appreciate why you're asking qns so you can try this out with a receptive female!
Maam Jay aka violet[A]




anniezz338 -> RE: Anal 101 (10/24/2010 5:52:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL:
Stop thinking of smelly shit and start thinking tight fun.



This has been an interestingly funny thread. I think Lockit nailed it with this statement....lol




leadership527 -> RE: Anal 101 (10/24/2010 5:56:29 PM)

1. If you're gonna put your cock where the shit comes out.. you're gonna eventually get some shit on it. The good news here is that skin is wash & dry.
2. Yes, it's reasonable. Yes, depending on how carefully and thoroughly it's done it works. To me, more often than not, it's way more hassle than it's worth. If I want to take Carol's ass, I generally want it now, not after some long production.
3. I dunno... what are you hoping to be protected against? VD: Yes. A bit of crap: Not worth the trouble in my opinion.
4. I can't claim to ever having smelled my cock after fucking her in the ass. I'm not even sure I'm that flexible.

Honestly, my opinion is that if your this fussy about bodily matters, then you probably shouldn't be doing anal sex. Look, anal sex is fun. Skin is easily cleanable. Hang onto those two points and all else gets a lot easier.




submitting4U -> RE: Anal 101 (10/24/2010 6:13:56 PM)

It's hard to believe the thread is real ... even folks in a level 1 coma know what shit smells like ... if you are having anal sex it's a occupational hazard to see or smell shit despite your best attempts to clean her rear ... can't believe i feel compelled to say that ... if your not using condoms, piss after you exit to cleanse the pipes ... again, why am i responding to this, am i anal retentive? ... aye aye aye!




Gage46Bstn -> RE: Anal 101 (10/25/2010 11:16:24 PM)

It is the bottoms responsibility to douche and douche again - be very clean. It is my responsibility to wear a condom.

Don't clench unless you really have experience and know how - it will only cause you pain.




babygurlangel -> RE: Anal 101 (10/26/2010 1:19:40 AM)

We have had a condom break during anal once since its his favorite activity once is quite remarkable lol. He uses condoms because its better than having to go clean himself afterwards. Lube makes it hurt less, if you are looking for pain probably don't want to use lube. [:D] Enemas are necessary and I don't think they do much in the way of helping with anal unless you are into that sort of thing. and I won't touch the smell thing lol everyone else has done went there for me.[:)]




sunshinemiss -> RE: Anal 101 (10/26/2010 2:56:54 AM)

ORIGINAL: babygurlangel

We have had a condom break during anal once since its his favorite activity once is quite remarkable lol. He uses condoms because its better than having to go clean himself afterwards. Lube makes it hurt less, if you are looking for pain probably don't want to use lube. [:D]


Well there are ways to create pain even when you do use lube!  Just saying... and hey... let's remember that the purpose of lube is so that skin doesn't tear.


Enemas are necessary and I don't think they do much in the way of helping with anal unless you are into that sort of thing.

They are necessary?  Really?  I hope this is a typo rather than a Freudian slip.

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Just how many times a month can the same tired topic be discussed? 

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babygurlangel -> RE: Anal 101 (10/26/2010 1:57:38 PM)

LOL I meant aren't thats what I get for being up so late and on the boards. Well, with me and my Daddy he doesn't use extra lube unless we are having issues usually the lube on the condom is enough for us and it causes the pain he wants me to feel.




thatsub -> RE: Anal 101 (10/26/2010 8:37:01 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss
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Just how many times a month can the same tired topic be discussed? 
...

Reading old threads does not give you 30 new replies that this post got. While people are replying there is an interest in the topic. Just saying.

P.S. don't take it as a personal attack, it isn't one.




SorceressJ -> RE: Anal 101 (10/26/2010 9:15:23 PM)

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thatsub -> RE: Anal 101 (10/26/2010 9:30:48 PM)

I know this post is not adding anything to the discussion, but here it goes anyways...

[sm=biggrin.gif]lol




Aresidora -> RE: Anal 101 (10/26/2010 9:45:52 PM)

lmfao!!!
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