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Clinton lost the bisket - 10/22/2010 12:35:33 PM   
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Status: offline 		According to an ABC New Report on 10 20 2010 Bill Clinton lost the bisket. This is what a card that the President always carries with him at all times, it has the code to open the case that can lanuch the missles. I bet the later found it in that closet floor, next to the oval officeunder Monica dress.

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RE: Clinton lost the bisket - 10/22/2010 1:03:50 PM   
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RE: Clinton lost the bisket - 10/22/2010 1:09:02 PM   
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Bill Clinton left office in January 2001. Almost 10 years ago! Jokes about his actions as president are still relevant?

Hell, even I don't make W is the dumbest president ever! jokes anymore. That's so 2008!

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RE: Clinton lost the bisket - 10/22/2010 1:12:40 PM   
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My apologies to Nosathro for hijacking, but I honestly have no clue what it means(im a furrigner)
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RE: Clinton lost the bisket - 10/22/2010 1:22:13 PM   
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I wish Bill Clinton had been elected before the two term limit for the Presidency was enacted. We sure wouldn't have to still be dealing with horrible the effects of a that total (W)anker who came in after Clinton.

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RE: Clinton lost the bisket - 10/22/2010 1:24:00 PM   
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ORIGINAL: peacefulplace

Ummm, what?

Bill Clinton left office in January 2001. Almost 10 years ago! Jokes about his actions as president are still relevant?

Hell, even I don't make W is the dumbest president ever! jokes anymore. That's so 2008!


No shit. I was looking the date of the OP.


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RE: Clinton lost the bisket - 10/22/2010 2:11:23 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

My apologies to Nosathro for hijacking, but I honestly have no clue what it means(im a furrigner)



Don't feel bad Lucy, I live here and I have no clue what he is referring to either.

I guess it helps when a link is included.

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RE: Clinton lost the bisket - 10/22/2010 3:08:53 PM   
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RE: Clinton lost the bisket - 10/22/2010 3:53:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		Strangely the device that the POTUS uses to enter the launchcodes to initiate a nuclear launch is not called a biscuit or bisket. It is called the football.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_football

The POTUS cannot lose the football since he never handles it. It is carried at all times by a military officer assigned to that task.

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RE: Clinton lost the bisket - 10/22/2010 4:34:38 PM   
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Status: offline 		Did horndog Billy boy really lose the code to open the football that the presiddent use's to launch nukes or it that a hoax?

In Thailand there is a bar called "Monica Lewisky" do you wonder what goes on inside there?

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RE: Clinton lost the bisket - 10/22/2010 4:38:27 PM   
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Did horndog Billy boy really lose the code to open the football that the presiddent use's to launch nukes or it that a hoax?

In Thailand there is a bar called "Monica Lewisky" do you wonder what goes on inside there?


I don't know.

Tell us.

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RE: Clinton lost the bisket - 10/22/2010 4:40:02 PM   
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ORIGINAL: rulemylife

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ORIGINAL: LazyOlderWanker

Did horndog Billy boy really lose the code to open the football that the presiddent use's to launch nukes or it that a hoax?

In Thailand there is a bar called "Monica Lewisky" do you wonder what goes on inside there?


I don't know.

Tell us.



Isnt that where they  dip cigars by hand?????


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RE: Clinton lost the bisket - 10/22/2010 4:57:30 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

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ORIGINAL: rulemylife

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ORIGINAL: LazyOlderWanker

Did horndog Billy boy really lose the code to open the football that the presiddent use's to launch nukes or it that a hoax?

In Thailand there is a bar called "Monica Lewisky" do you wonder what goes on inside there?


I don't know.

Tell us.



Isnt that where they  dip cigars by hand?????



If Monica is where they are dipped I think I'll pass.

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RE: Clinton lost the bisket - 10/22/2010 5:09:32 PM   
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RE: Clinton lost the bisket - 10/22/2010 5:19:09 PM   
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RE: Clinton lost the bisket - 10/22/2010 5:20:57 PM   
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I wore out my playboy.

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RE: Clinton lost the bisket - 10/22/2010 5:29:07 PM   
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Please somebody, explain the meaning of "is" to me.


If we can not agree on the meaning of is, is, Then how can anybody understand the meaning of the words in the constitution or bible.

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RE: Clinton lost the bisket - 10/22/2010 5:52:55 PM   
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It`s refered to by the SS as "the football".

They carry it about and keep an eye on it.

The POTUS doesn`t handle it.

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RE: Clinton lost the bisket - 10/22/2010 10:28:40 PM   
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/328442.stm

Clinton's motorcade left without the military aide who stays chained to the case. There have been a few others admitted to.

Other incidents include:

Left on board Air Force One in Paris when Gerald Ford arrived at economic summit

Jimmy Carter left codes in his suit when it was sent to the dry cleaners

Separated from Ronald Reagan when he was shot in 1981



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RE: Clinton lost the bisket - 10/24/2010 5:17:54 PM   
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Status: offline 		Do you remember when Clinton was the first black president and Obama was not really black enough?

Remember "french postcards? maybe if the bisket was printed on the back of one then he might not have misplaced it, or we could look in his bathroom for the bisket.

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