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Kitteh vs Printer: translated - 10/24/2010 6:16:30 AM   
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RE: Kitteh vs Printer: translated - 10/24/2010 6:18:58 AM   
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSK1D3bZhRs


Genuine LOL at “fucking Lexmark shit” ... that cat reminds me of a PC engineer I used to work with - I kid you not

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RE: Kitteh vs Printer: translated - 10/24/2010 6:24:48 AM   
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RE: Kitteh vs Printer: translated - 10/24/2010 6:32:53 AM   
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LMAO!!


Seriously ... the company I was a manager for employed him as his CV was packed with “PC engineering experience”. In everyday use, however, he seemed to be more a master of what is termed “percussive maintenance” – he’d just hit the crap out of whatever was put in front of him, swearing copiously, until it either a) worked or b) died properly and permanently. Eventually, after attempts at training courses and suchlike, I decided his career path would be better served by him leaving our employ in order to pursue opportunities elsewhere.

I’m also reminded of my late granny’s phrase, when dealing with TVs that were on the blink ... she’d say (in her granny voice) “if in doubt, give it a clout” ... then BAM! A good, solid whack to the top of the TV, sometimes with a rolled-up brolly.

The amazing thing is, it used to work most of the time.

You miss all this with modern, solid-state devices

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RE: Kitteh vs Printer: translated - 10/24/2010 6:36:12 AM   
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RE: Kitteh vs Printer: translated - 10/24/2010 6:38:44 AM   
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Oh, you know. There or thereabouts.

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RE: Kitteh vs Printer: translated - 10/24/2010 6:39:32 AM   
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RE: Kitteh vs Printer: translated - 10/24/2010 6:50:12 AM   
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Hmmm. not THESE thereabouts, sadly....


I think I need to live somewhere sunnier.

Preferably somewhere where I'm paid a few hundred thousand a year to sit on a beach and research drinks with hats in them.

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RE: Kitteh vs Printer: translated - 10/24/2010 7:00:26 AM   
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Status: offline 		my cat does that. She also watches TV and swings from the blinds. That was too cute and made me laugh my ass off. Thanks for sharing.

Nice to have a real good laugh every once in awhile.

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RE: Kitteh vs Printer: translated - 10/24/2010 7:07:25 AM   
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Hmmm. not THESE thereabouts, sadly....


I think I need to live somewhere sunnier.

Preferably somewhere where I'm paid a few hundred thousand a year to sit on a beach and research drinks with hats in them.


warm.  check.

Sunny. check.

The rest? Lemme know.

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RE: Kitteh vs Printer: translated - 10/24/2010 7:09:02 AM   
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Status: offline 		YBS.. I had to use a squirt bottle on the kitten last night (not unusual.*sigh*).. he jumped off teh back of the sofa and got tangled up in the curtain..

ok, I know it's bad form to laugh at the kitteh.. but STILL!!

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RE: Kitteh vs Printer: translated - 10/24/2010 7:15:00 AM   
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Hmmm. not THESE thereabouts, sadly....


I think I need to live somewhere sunnier.

Preferably somewhere where I'm paid a few hundred thousand a year to sit on a beach and research drinks with hats in them.


warm.  check.

Sunny. check.

The rest? Lemme know.


Keep an eye out for any such jobs in your area then

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RE: Kitteh vs Printer: translated - 10/24/2010 7:17:23 AM   
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RE: Kitteh vs Printer: translated - 10/24/2010 7:18:41 AM   
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you could always buy into a tshirt and sunglass concession ;)



Sounds good to me

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RE: Kitteh vs Printer: translated - 10/24/2010 7:20:37 AM   
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RE: Kitteh vs Printer: translated - 10/24/2010 8:56:49 AM   
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Status: offline 		Thing 1, his friend, my ex, and I all ROLLED hyterically at this... esp. when we watched it the third time!!! 

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RE: Kitteh vs Printer: translated - 10/24/2010 9:51:48 AM   
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YBS.. I had to use a squirt bottle on the kitten last night (not unusual.*sigh*).. he jumped off teh back of the sofa and got tangled up in the curtain..

ok, I know it's bad form to laugh at the kitteh.. but STILL!!


i found her swinging from the blinds after i got home from a job interview (in San Diego) she'd probably been like that for over twelve hours. Everyone was out of town...poor cat lost two toes in the battle against the blinds. She's learned that they're formidable foes but still goes after everything else she possibly can...she always loses but never learns a lesson.

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RE: Kitteh vs Printer: translated - 10/24/2010 11:06:54 AM   
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RE: Kitteh vs Printer: translated - 10/24/2010 7:23:41 PM   
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RE: Kitteh vs Printer: translated - 10/24/2010 9:15:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		I have watched this over and over, and did again twice now.  I can't get enough!  It's sooo funny!  Help me!!! 

*giggles until sides are in spasm* 

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