Lucylastic -> RE: What is that substance that when liquids like pee come into contact it turns to a gel? (10/25/2010 6:40:28 PM)
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ORIGINAL: MrKicia LOL! I guess I need to elaborate. During my trip to Maine, while my brother and I were passing through New York City we hit major traffic. I had just pounded down a 12oz bottle of water not 30 miles prior. So were in the stop and go, no rest stops, no gas stations, no micky d's. I believe we were right around the George Washington bridge. When it hit me hard, i fought the urge off for 5 to 10 minutes. Still sitting in traffic, i start making my way over to the slow lane, hoping to see a store or a gas station, SOMETHING. Mind you this is a manual shift car, in traffic. More pressure, more pressure, ive got to go NOW. I dart off of the next exit hoping to find anything. there is nothing. Im at my wits end, right there at a stop light in New York City, broad daylight. I grabbed that water bottle, whipped my penis out and "tried" to urinate in this small opening bottle. Now im not a big guy down there by any means, but pissing in this bottle proved extremely difficult. I manage to piss on my hands, get urine on the steering wheel, the gearshift, my pants. It was a mess. Didnt even get to finish, the light turns green and there are people behind me, i cut off the flow throw the car in gear and try steeing and shifting while still juggling with this bottle of pee. Now i cant find the cap to the bottle, my junk is still hanging out and im making wrong turns. My brother finally finds the cap, i seal the bottle off, zip up my pants and turn to the GPS for directions back to the interstate. Then i had to drive the rest of the way to the next rest area with urine all around me. The drive was about 35 miles. Had to clean the car down and change my pants. So yeah, i wish I had one of those products with me. ok Im not laughing at you, Im laughing with you, because altho a female I hve had similar stuff happen and I was visualising your predicament ...now I have tears, thankyou, LOL I think they are a great idea...Ive broken down once too many times to hold out for a nice or even nasty public loo,
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