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Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: What is that substance that when liquids like pee come into contact it turns to a gel? (10/25/2010 11:49:30 PM)

Yw Lucy, I love them, they
re so handy for events where the porta joh ns are icky or there just is no toilet I don't think the mens ones are to much more different than the womens ones, they shouold have one where it's unisex.
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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

Wwoo I didnt know those products existed, interesting stuff, thankyou for the links
altho I did find it ironic in the price difference
5.99 for three for guys
8.99 for three for women
still I can certainly see where they would come in handy






Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: What is that substance that when liquids like pee come into contact it turns to a gel? (10/25/2010 11:53:33 PM)

sometimes there is no md d's bathroom, or if you're A germaphobe, this is a better choice than a public bathroom lol. They're very handy, no pun intended, and I wish we had them in the car when wqe were stuck in traffic and someone had to pee urgently and ended up pissing themself and the car, because they couldn't get to a potty, nor get out of the car nor hold it any longer. and yes, pissing onself has happened twice in the car, and I find that more gross than peeing in a urinal container that will turn it to gel and discretly hold it till you throw it away.
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ORIGINAL: littlewonder

sounds gross to me. I think I'd rather pull over at a McDonald's, buy a drink and use their restroom.





Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: What is that substance that when liquids like pee come into contact it turns to a gel? (10/26/2010 12:00:23 AM)

one day circling the block a bunch of times in sanfransisco trying to A find the place and B find a parking space /I had to pee really bad and I was like daddy it's an emergency............................ I was lucky to even make it to the potty but damned it was a photo finish lol.


Daddy has had to do the bottle thing too, for some reason he chugs a ton of soda an by the time we've made the 2 hour drive and can't find a parking space so we spent 5 mins circling he's in desperate straits, but fortunatly he could do it properly and not piss all over, but there's been some near misses, and I am just glad we've never been caught by the cops sitting in soe parking lot dick in a bottle pissing lol.



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ORIGINAL: MrKicia

LOL! I guess I need to elaborate.  During my trip to Maine, while my brother and I were passing through New York City we hit major traffic.  I had just pounded down a 12oz bottle of water not 30 miles prior.  So were in the stop and go, no rest stops, no gas stations, no micky d's.  I believe we were right around the George Washington bridge.  When it hit me hard, i fought the urge off for 5 to 10 minutes.  Still sitting in traffic, i start making my way over to the slow lane, hoping to see a store or a gas station, SOMETHING.   Mind you this is a manual shift car, in traffic. 

More pressure, more pressure, ive got to go NOW.  I dart off of the next exit hoping to find anything.  there is nothing.  Im at my wits end, right there at a stop light in New York City, broad daylight.  I grabbed that water bottle, whipped my penis out and "tried" to urinate in this small opening bottle.  Now im not a big guy down there by any means, but pissing in this bottle proved extremely difficult.  I manage to piss on my hands, get urine on the steering wheel, the gearshift, my pants.  It was a mess.  Didnt even get to finish, the light turns green and there are people behind me, i cut off the flow throw the car in gear and try steeing and shifting while still juggling with this bottle of pee. 

Now i cant find the cap to the bottle, my junk is still hanging out and im making wrong turns.  My brother finally finds the cap, i seal the bottle off, zip up my pants and turn to the GPS for directions back to the interstate.  Then i had to drive the rest of the way to the next rest area with urine all around me.  The drive was about 35 miles.  Had to clean the car down and change my pants.  So yeah, i wish I had one of those products with me.






MrKicia -> RE: What is that substance that when liquids like pee come into contact it turns to a gel? (10/26/2010 3:09:54 AM)

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ORIGINAL: DomMeinCT


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ORIGINAL: MrKicia

LOL! I guess I need to elaborate.  During my trip to Maine, while my brother and I were passing through New York City we hit major traffic.  I had just pounded down a 12oz bottle of water not 30 miles prior.  So were in the stop and go, no rest stops, no gas stations, no micky d's.  I believe we were right around the George Washington bridge.  When it hit me hard, i fought the urge off for 5 to 10 minutes.  Still sitting in traffic, i start making my way over to the slow lane, hoping to see a store or a gas station, SOMETHING.   Mind you this is a manual shift car, in traffic. 

More pressure, more pressure, ive got to go NOW.  I dart off of the next exit hoping to find anything.  there is nothing.  Im at my wits end, right there at a stop light in New York City, broad daylight.  I grabbed that water bottle, whipped my penis out and "tried" to urinate in this small opening bottle.  Now im not a big guy down there by any means, but pissing in this bottle proved extremely difficult.  I manage to piss on my hands, get urine on the steering wheel, the gearshift, my pants.  It was a mess.  Didnt even get to finish, the light turns green and there are people behind me, i cut off the flow throw the car in gear and try steeing and shifting while still juggling with this bottle of pee. 

Now i cant find the cap to the bottle, my junk is still hanging out and im making wrong turns.  My brother finally finds the cap, i seal the bottle off, zip up my pants and turn to the GPS for directions back to the interstate.  Then i had to drive the rest of the way to the next rest area with urine all around me.  The drive was about 35 miles.  Had to clean the car down and change my pants.  So yeah, i wish I had one of those products with me.



Next time, you need to stop at the last rest stop before the GW Bridge, where they have a Starbucks. Nice, big deep cups with wide tops. Believe me, they work a LOT better. (And lids!) [:D]


Sorta related but reminds me of the scene in Dumb and Dumber when one of them urinates into a few beer bottles.  The two get pulled over by a cop (harland williams).  After berating them about drinking and driving he demands a "swig" out of one of the bottles! ugh!




MissAnimus -> RE: What is that substance that when liquids like pee come into contact it turns to a gel? (10/26/2010 6:00:00 PM)

Travel John uses its own special polymer of which there are many:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superabsorbent_polymer

An alternative solution is to maintain good habits and plan for your needs like an "adult". In other words, pee before you leave the house. Hydration is important but drinking a gallon of iced tea just because someone keeps filling your cup is not. That super double big gulp at the gas station isn't really calling your name. Seriously. Short of flying a small airplane cross country with a donated organ in an ice chest and other rare but valid situations this product is ridiculous and pretty gross.




littlewonder -> RE: What is that substance that when liquids like pee come into contact it turns to a gel? (10/26/2010 6:12:09 PM)

I think the idea of carrying around a bottle of piss...gelled or not...is grosser than using a public toilet. I think I'd drive around from toilet to toilet if I had to before using one of those....or pull over and use the woods. Can't say I've ever been put in such predicament though.




MrKicia -> RE: What is that substance that when liquids like pee come into contact it turns to a gel? (10/26/2010 7:27:37 PM)

I guess you wont know until you are in that situation.  I was, and wish I had a gel pouch to piss in.




LuneRune -> RE: What is that substance that when liquids like pee come into contact it turns to a gel? (10/26/2010 8:27:05 PM)


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ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

I had a buddy that ran a tube out the floor board.   He liked his beer.   Fun fuck too. 


That was just WAY too much information! [:-]




Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: What is that substance that when liquids like pee come into contact it turns to a gel? (10/27/2010 9:10:43 AM)


It does not make you "not an adult". If you run into an emergency need to pee situation. If I have to pee before I leave I do. However that doesn't mean I won't have to go again durring a long trip unexpectedly again.
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ORIGINAL: MissAnimus

Travel John uses its own special polymer of which there are many:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superabsorbent_polymer

An alternative solution is to maintain good habits and plan for your needs like an "adult". In other words, pee before you leave the house. Hydration is important but drinking a gallon of iced tea just because someone keeps filling your cup is not. That super double big gulp at the gas station isn't really calling your name. Seriously. Short of flying a small airplane cross country with a donated organ in an ice chest and other rare but valid situations this product is ridiculous and pretty gross.





Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: What is that substance that when liquids like pee come into contact it turns to a gel? (10/27/2010 9:18:24 AM)


I have. We were no where near being able to stop for a toilet nor was there any go find a private bush thing. I had to pee was veryclose to pissing right in the car cuz I couldn't hold it and we were stuck in traffic, and lost to boot, I was very lucky we made it, but a minute more and we would not have. If there was a publictoilet sure, but like I said if there was no toilet or you're stuck in grid lock tr affix n the only option is piss yourself, or pee into something, I am peeing into Ssomething.
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ORIGINAL: littlewonder

I think the idea of carrying around a bottle of piss...gelled or not...is grosser than using a public toilet. I think I'd drive around from toilet to toilet if I had to before using one of those....or pull over and use the woods. Can't say I've ever been put in such predicament though.





Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: What is that substance that when liquids like pee come into contact it turns to a gel? (10/27/2010 4:41:22 PM)

I told him next time don't drink so much soda on the road.
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ORIGINAL: MissAnimus

Hydration is important but drinking a gallon of iced tea just because someone keeps filling your cup is not. That super double big gulp at the gas station isn't really calling your name. Seriously.





MercTech -> RE: What is that substance that when liquids like pee come into contact it turns to a gel? (10/27/2010 5:27:34 PM)

The gel crystals are also marketed under the name "Waterworks" and come in a 50lb bag. The original use is absorbing hazardous chemical spills and making a gel that is easy to clean up and put in a drum with a shovel.


Or, for a few bucks you can buy a portable urinal at most pharmacies. There is a male and a female version. They stow well under the seat of most vehicles. Then, you empty when you make a stop. Yeah, being stuck in bumper to bumper traffic for hours can be a bitch and certain emergency equipment can be useful.

BTW... if you put a half a bag of waterworks in a port-a-john, the polymer gel will swell to the point the whole por-a-john is full of blue jello. No, I didn't do this but I was the one stuck with calling the company that owned all the port-a-johns. The gel did kill the smell though.

Stefan




Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: What is that substance that when liquids like pee come into contact it turns to a gel? (10/28/2010 12:32:40 PM)

Thank you:) Yes, I know you can get hospital style urinals, and they're probably cheaper and more economically friendly, but I rather like the idea of it being a gel and contained.


The waste of polymer gel and possible destruction charges might just be worth it to see a porta potty fill up with gel lol.
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ORIGINAL: MercTech

The gel crystals are also marketed under the name "Waterworks" and come in a 50lb bag. The original use is absorbing hazardous chemical spills and making a gel that is easy to clean up and put in a drum with a shovel.


Or, for a few bucks you can buy a portable urinal at most pharmacies. There is a male and a female version. They stow well under the seat of most vehicles. Then, you empty when you make a stop. Yeah, being stuck in bumper to bumper traffic for hours can be a bitch and certain emergency equipment can be useful.

BTW... if you put a half a bag of waterworks in a port-a-john, the polymer gel will swell to the point the whole por-a-john is full of blue jello. No, I didn't do this but I was the one stuck with calling the company that owned all the port-a-johns. The gel did kill the smell though.

Stefan




sophia37 -> RE: What is that substance that when liquids like pee come into contact it turns to a gel? (10/29/2010 6:20:52 PM)

A package of depends is easier to come by. Probably holds the same amount of fluid as this other stuff we're discussing. 




Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: What is that substance that when liquids like pee come into contact it turns to a gel? (12/11/2010 7:11:59 PM)

sophia37
Probably so. Depends though, well weather you can use them or not, depends,* pun kindof intended.* on if they fit you or not. These pouches are one size fits all, to my knowledge and diapers, the bigger the size you need, the more they cost and the less likely you're to find any that fits, or that you wanna pay the price for.  Diapers are no longer" easy to come by" for me, since I need diapers clear up to the 70 to 90 waist range, , and stores in town just don't carry the sizes I need, if I was to wear  a disposable.




SL4V3M4YB3 -> RE: What is that substance that when liquids like pee come into contact it turns to a gel? (12/11/2010 7:18:25 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Toppingfrmbottom
What is that substance that when liquids like pee come into contact it turns to a gel?


I don't know but they should line the bathroom floor with it, that would solve a lot of problems at times of low visibility.




Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: What is that substance that when liquids like pee come into contact it turns to a gel? (12/11/2010 7:20:14 PM)

SL I think, though that unfortunatly the floor would still be slippery, just with the gel  full of absorbed  pee pee, now an not just the pee.




Aylee -> RE: What is that substance that when liquids like pee come into contact it turns to a gel? (12/11/2010 7:33:07 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Toppingfrmbottom

I've heard of it and seen products like it before, and even have some little pee pouches for traveling an the like, but for the life of me I can't remember the product name of the pouches, or the stuff in them that absorbs the urine and turns it to gel.


Solidifying gel powder.

They use it in urology suites that do not have drains.  If the suite does not have a drain they can also do angios with the systems.




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