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Terrorists have kidnapped Tony Blair (Joke) - 4/26/2006 12:06:46 PM   
TheProtector


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Status: offline 		A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway.

Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks..."What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Tony Blair, John Prescott, Gordon Brown and Jack Straw. They're asking for a £100 million ransom; otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire.  We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone else giving, on average?"



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RE: Terrorists have kidnapped Tony Blair (Joke) - 4/26/2006 6:31:06 PM   
Saratov


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Status: offline 		I've got a lighter.

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RE: Terrorists have kidnapped Tony Blair (Joke) - 4/27/2006 3:29:23 AM   
TheProtector


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Status: offline 		we need to draw straws to see who gets the lighter, or you think 2 Jags Wife wants it now..

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