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Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women?


Yes, CD IS the Modern Romantic Dominant and should write a book
  40% (16)
No, CD is demonstrating that he's a knuckle-dragging misogynist
  17% (7)
What the hell is CD talking about?
  42% (17)


Total Votes : 40
(last vote on : 10/29/2010 9:00:21 PM)
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CreativeDominant -> Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women? (10/26/2010 7:23:12 AM)

There've been some threads cropping up again lately on how to get women.  I thought I would bring my vast expertise and romanticism and intellect to bear on not only how to get a woman but on how to get a submissive woman.  For those of you seeking how to get a male...a submissive one at that...let me help you:  put up a picture and a profile as a femdominant.  There ya go...now, let's get started.

First tip...men, today's modern woman (this goes for the modern submissive woman too) no longer feels the need to bring courtesy into a relationship/dynamic. She wants you to see her as your equal.  Therefore, when you meet her for the first time, forget the CLASSIC idea of taking her hand, kissing it, and saying "Hello, miss..".  Pshaww, I say.  Hell, forget the so-called "modern" equivalent of shaking her hand and saying "glad to meet you, ms".  Go ULTRA-modern:  slap her on the back or high-five her and say "Yohhhhhhh dude...wassup?"  For a submissive woman, all you have to do is add "slut" as in "Yohhhhhhhhhhhh dudeslut...wassup?"  This is a win-win, gentlemen...you've knocked off that false veneer of civility, you've put your language skills on display AND you've made her feel equal to you while showing her how "with it" you are.

Second tip:  Today's modern woman (and submissive) makes her own money and appreciates your recognition of her efforts.  On that first date, take her to a nice restaurant.  Order dinner and make sure to let her order whatever she wants.  When you are through with dinner, excuse yourself and go to the bathroom.  Hide and watch until the waitress brings the ticket and your date finally pays to calm the   becoming-irritated waitress.  Now, return to the table and do something she will appreciate...play on that feminine sympathy that even today's modern woman has not eschewed AND the modern submissive's need to know what is going on with the dominant and describe your trials and tribulations in the bathroom stall to her.  Then, thank her for paying for dinner...bonus points here gentlemen by saying softly and with gratitude, "GOOD girl"... and let her know you will "get it next time".
Another win-win, gentlemen.  You have shown your appreciation and recognition of her money-making ability, her desire to be equal, her need to have the man in her life share details of his life with her AND you have given her the opportunity to show her feminine side by evoking her sympathy through your sharing.  AND you have stroked her submissive side.

There are more tips waiting but tis time now for all you other modern dominant romantic winners to step up...add your tips on how to attract today's woman and today's submissive woman.




BurntKitty -> RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women? (10/26/2010 7:33:00 AM)

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sexyred1 -> RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women? (10/26/2010 7:34:34 AM)

Snort.

CD, are you grumpy this morning? C'mere, let me make it all better....[;)]




CreativeDominant -> RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women? (10/26/2010 7:52:31 AM)

~winks~  you just can't wait for the next installment later today...can you?[;)]




BurntKitty -> RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women? (10/26/2010 9:13:19 AM)

[sm=poke.gif]

Well. Where's the next one?




LadyPact -> RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women? (10/26/2010 9:15:52 AM)

CD, I'm terribly concerned.  Did you hit your head?




sexyred1 -> RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women? (10/26/2010 9:17:46 AM)

I am waiting with baited breath for the next installment....even if it was indecipherable, it would be vastly prefereable to the rest of the crap being spewed on the How to Be a ProDomme thread.

You know I adore you, right CD? [sm=cute.gif]




WyldHrt -> RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women? (10/26/2010 9:30:20 AM)

quote:

I am waiting with baited breath for the next installment....even if it was indecipherable, it would be vastly prefereable to the rest of the crap being spewed on the How to Be a ProDomme thread.

What she said. C'mon CD, I can't wait to see how this turns out! [:D][:D][:D]




soul2share -> RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women? (10/26/2010 10:26:57 AM)

::SWOOOOOOOONNNNN::

CD, you are my idea of the perfect Dominate!  You have it all, charm, powerful knowledge, and the insight needed to impress today's modern sub!  [sm=modxiiswatching.gif]

Of course, as one of today's modern WOMAN, on the other hand......[sm=weightlift.gif][sm=discipline.gif]them's be fightin' words!!!!!!




Hillwilliam -> RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women? (10/26/2010 10:53:38 AM)

*fires up the popcorn popper*




CreativeDominant -> RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women? (10/26/2010 11:50:28 AM)

O.k....since you all are waiting patiently...

Third tip:  Today's modern woman loves to show her involvement in sports...hence the rise in popularity in sports apparel for women.  Gentlemen, what better way to show her that you appreciate this involvement by taking her to a sports bar?  And once you are there, show your recognition of the fact that she is a woman who makes her own money by letting her buy the first round of drinks.  And finally, let us not forget we are dealing with a modern submissive who does not "NEED" your protection or your possessiveness.  So...win-win here again, gentlemen...show your agreement in her need for equality AND your recognition of her modern submission by offering up her body...naked... to the barroom for the next round of "jelly body shots".




Lockit -> RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women? (10/26/2010 11:55:06 AM)

ROFL! You know I love you CD! If I didn't know you, I might not see the humor in this! You pot stirrer you!





CreativeDominant -> RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women? (10/26/2010 11:58:05 AM)

Moi???  A pot stirrer???  Nevah!!!




Lockit -> RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women? (10/26/2010 12:00:06 PM)

Where have I heard that before? [:D]




soul2share -> RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women? (10/26/2010 12:13:42 PM)

Oh yeah.....CD's one of the biggest pot stirrers around this joint!




BurntKitty -> RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women? (10/26/2010 12:17:28 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

O.k....since you all are waiting patiently...

Third tip:  Today's modern woman loves to show her involvement in sports...hence the rise in popularity in sports apparel for women.  Gentlemen, what better way to show her that you appreciate this involvement by taking her to a sports bar?  And once you are there, show your recognition of the fact that she is a woman who makes her own money by letting her buy the first round of drinks.  And finally, let us not forget we are dealing with a modern submissive who does not "NEED" your protection or your possessiveness.  So...win-win here again, gentlemen...show your agreement in her need for equality AND your recognition of her modern submission by offering up her body...naked... to the barroom for the next round of "jelly body shots".


You had me agreeing until the nekkid part.  I only go to sports bars in mah full Jets' apparel.    From my Jets' personalized jersey (yes, I have # 25 Reggie Tongue) to Jets' satin panties, Jets' bra, Jets' socks. 
The nekkie part's cool during college games, but Sunday NFL????  Not gonna happen.  Wouldn't be prudent....




CreativeDominant -> RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women? (10/26/2010 12:22:42 PM)

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh...Lockit...[;)]




WyldHrt -> RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women? (10/26/2010 1:18:21 PM)

quote:

Where have I heard that before? [:D]

I have no idea...[sm=angel.gif]




SorceressJ -> RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women? (10/26/2010 1:35:34 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: soul2share
Oh yeah.....CD's one of the biggest pot stirrers around this joint!


soul gets a big *WIN* for using the words 'pot' and 'joint' together in the same sentence. Oh wait, wrong thread again, my bad.. [:D]

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soul2share -> RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women? (10/26/2010 2:12:10 PM)

Thank you......um, what do I win?????  Money, a great grand prize, oooooh....a car?

(Course, CD wouldn't be too bad a prize, either!)




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