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Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women?


Yes, CD IS the Modern Romantic Dominant and should write a book
  40% (16)
No, CD is demonstrating that he's a knuckle-dragging misogynist
  17% (7)
What the hell is CD talking about?
  42% (17)


Total Votes : 40
(last vote on : 10/29/2010 9:00:21 PM)
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sexyred1 -> RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women? (10/26/2010 2:39:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: soul2share

Oh yeah.....CD's one of the biggest pot stirrers around this joint!



I read that as CD has one of the biggest pot stirrers around. Mmmmmm....:)




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women? (10/26/2010 3:17:16 PM)

Gotsta love it, can't wait for the next installment, this is gonna be so much fun!!! [:D]




SorceressJ -> RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women? (10/26/2010 3:22:21 PM)

(((HUGS pooh, because hugging is good, and it gets women, even when you're not actually trying to "get" them, per se.)))




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women? (10/26/2010 3:26:13 PM)

awww hugs are always appreciated, and it can mean good bewbage squishage!!! [;)] who's ever gonna argue with that, even if it's virtual ((((hugs))))) Thanks Sorceress, you is a sweetie! [:)]




soul2share -> RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women? (10/26/2010 5:11:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sexyred1
quote:

ORIGINAL: soul2share
Oh yeah.....CD's one of the biggest pot stirrers around this joint!

I read that as CD has one of the biggest pot stirrers around. Mmmmmm....:)


I'm sure he's got a wooden spoon or two in his kitchen......or his toy box!!!!! 

(I know I can't be the ONLY perv..person..that sees double duty for kitchen utensils!!!)




Wolf2Bear -> RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women? (10/26/2010 5:15:36 PM)

Guess there's no point in me taking notes eh?




ShaharThorne -> RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women? (10/26/2010 5:19:44 PM)

SSShhhh...we don't want the vanilla to know how we can corrupt kitchen items...

Gods...I should not have dinner tonight.  I love Spanish  but tonight I got an upset stomach. 




Hillwilliam -> RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women? (10/26/2010 6:14:45 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: soul2share

quote:

ORIGINAL: sexyred1
quote:

ORIGINAL: soul2share
Oh yeah.....CD's one of the biggest pot stirrers around this joint!

I read that as CD has one of the biggest pot stirrers around. Mmmmmm....:)


I'm sure he's got a wooden spoon or two in his kitchen......or his toy box!!!!! 

(I know I can't be the ONLY perv..person..that sees double duty for kitchen utensils!!!)



Wait till ya see what an egg beater can do ;-)




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women? (10/26/2010 6:28:52 PM)

That's why ya gotta love the dollar store, whole section dedicated to various and sundry kitchen items that have sooooooooo much use.... now if only some of the other shoppers were aware of what they were being bought for.

O my, I think a few of them would faint right on the spot. But then that can be all in the fun too can't it? [:D]




soul2share -> RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women? (10/26/2010 6:34:47 PM)

It's sorta like going into Dom Depot.......I went a bit ago and got some chain cut......I highly doubt the guy who did it would believe it's for my bed, so I can be tied down tightly........mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....yummy!




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women? (10/26/2010 6:57:25 PM)

Some of the staff at Dom Depot has got to be starting to get suspicious...ya'd think!




WyldHrt -> RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women? (10/26/2010 8:52:14 PM)

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That's why ya gotta love the dollar store, whole section dedicated to various and sundry kitchen items that have sooooooooo much use.... now if only some of the other shoppers were aware of what they were being bought for.

You should see the look on the checker's face when you walk up with 5 wooden hairbrushes, a few egg whisks, 6 bamboo back scratchers, 2 sets of wooden spoons, 8 velvet ties... err scarves... and 4 spatulas....

... what? Christmas is coming, innit??  [:D]




Lockit -> RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women? (10/26/2010 8:57:10 PM)

Christmas is coming and I wish everyone was as easy to buy for as my friends would be!




soul2share -> RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women? (10/26/2010 9:08:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear
Some of the staff at Dom Depot has got to be starting to get suspicious...ya'd think!


Only because they've already used alot of that great stuff for themselves!!!!!  [:)]




MMsCandy -> RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women? (10/26/2010 9:31:57 PM)

HA got a good laugh outta this one - but i am sorry because of that i had to go with "what the hell is CD talking about".
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WyldHrt -> RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women? (10/26/2010 10:00:09 PM)

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HA got a good laugh outta this one - but i am sorry because of that i had to go with "what the hell is CD talking about".
[sm=dunno.gif]

Stay tuned for tomorrow's exciting episodes.... If I know CD, they are gonna be good! [;)]




MMsCandy -> RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women? (10/26/2010 10:05:12 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

Stay tuned for tomorrow's exciting episodes.... If I know CD, they are gonna be good! [;)]



Suddenly i am happier than normal i got tomorrow off work LOL.




pyroaquatic -> RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women? (10/26/2010 10:36:49 PM)

Ah.

What?

Some fiber in my being says while this seems impossible but sadly this actually passes.

Either gender.. er... trigender....polygender.

Mushrooms have seven different genders.

I thought it rooted from communication, active listening, obedience, setting limits, and a plethora of random facts about the little nothings of the universe.

But I see the light now and I am headed out of the swamp. Thank you kindly Creative Dominant for flashing out that symbol of hope and countering all my fears about.... people.

I think that qualifies as sarcasm.

women should be worshiped. make masterpieces for amused muses. preemptive service, landscape, and... so many other things. ill stop because i have done these things and will someday i will benefit a very lucky woman.

There should be more women in politics. Women are the other half and should be represented as such.

I know that there are more unknown things than known things. Known things beget kings while the swirling chaotic mass beats fast.

blah blah blah.  :D




BurntKitty -> RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women? (10/26/2010 10:44:54 PM)

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ORIGINAL: pyroaquatic

Ah.

What?

Some fiber in my being says while this seems impossible but sadly this actually passes.



This reminds me.  I need to get more fiber in my diet.




SorceressJ -> RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women? (10/26/2010 10:50:04 PM)

Cleverly-turned phrases which are not too heavily laced with sarcasm get women.. sometimes..
Depends on hormone levels and the phase of the Moon, though..
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