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Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to get women?

Yes, CD IS the Modern Romantic Dominant and should write a book

40% (16)

No, CD is demonstrating that he's a knuckle-dragging misogynist

17% (7)

What the hell is CD talking about?

42% (17)

Total Votes : 40

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RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to... - 10/27/2010 12:05:52 AM

pyroaquatic

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Serious BurntKitty? I'd suggest a bowl of paper and milk... yech.

If my words can muster up some kind of feeling you think about your fiber.

so if I do the opposite of everything that CD says I would have to do what... CD says.......?

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RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to... - 10/27/2010 1:27:43 AM

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LMAO

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RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to... - 10/27/2010 3:25:41 AM

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The moon phase of the moon or the time of the month moon? There is a difference after all.

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RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to... - 10/27/2010 3:31:44 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

quote:

That's why ya gotta love the dollar store, whole section dedicated to various and sundry kitchen items that have sooooooooo much use.... now if only some of the other shoppers were aware of what they were being bought for.

You should see the look on the checker's face when you walk up with 5 wooden hairbrushes, a few egg whisks, 6 bamboo back scratchers, 2 sets of wooden spoons, 8 velvet ties... err scarves... and 4 spatulas....

... what? Christmas is coming, innit??

Now is it our fault Christmas is coming and we have *ahem* creative thought processes, after all we're just sooooooooo thoughful in our giving practices. I mean, who doesn't use 5 hairbrushes while you're whisking eggs, get an itchy back that really needs to be satisfied while using 2 wooden spoons to stir the pot, needing the velvet ties, errr scarves to keep your neck warm while scraping the bowl with 4 spatulas? I swear these cashiers need lessons in how to *cook*.

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RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to... - 10/27/2010 5:07:52 AM

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I wanted to post a picture of an automatic pot stirrer, but I can't seem to get any pictures to post any more.

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RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to... - 10/27/2010 5:38:23 AM

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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

I wanted to post a picture of an automatic pot stirrer, but I can't seem to get any pictures to post any more.

Here Des, I don't have any automatic pot stirrers, but maybe this will suffice until we find one..?

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RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to... - 10/27/2010 7:05:04 AM

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Found a pic of a real automatic pot stirrer!! ( I iz such a help.

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RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to... - 10/27/2010 7:13:30 AM

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Good morning, everyone. Pot stirrers? Egg whisks? Wooden spoons? An insta-tip comes to mind...Gentlemen, never forget that today's modern woman is aware of her sexuality and exploring new avenues while damping down the "girly-girl" romantic side. Today's modern submissive woman is not only aware of her sexuality, she has EXPLORED those avenues and is constantly searching for new ones and long ago recognized that since romance is not a need, there is no need to explore it. Soooo...forget that box of candy. Forget that bouquet of flowers. Bring today's woman a whisk or a wooden spoon and a cute card with a guy winking, captioned "you KNOW what to do with this". For today's submissive woman, bring her an electric eggbeater with the same card BUT don't forget to add an endearment such as "slut" or "hot bitch".

See how easy this is? You Sir have shown your thoughtfulness in the giving of a gift she will actually get some use out of, you've not offended her by implying that she might have a "needy, 'girl'" side, and you have shown your generosity. Another win-win in achieving your goal of getting the modern woman and/or submissive woman.

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RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to... - 10/27/2010 7:22:39 AM

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Wow CD, such sage advice. I'm sure many men will be interested in this post and will take your advice at heart. You elevate D/s to a whole new level.

No, wait, that's a scary thought!!

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RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to... - 10/27/2010 7:38:26 AM

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Yes. This is not the greatest post I've seen.

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RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to... - 10/27/2010 7:48:32 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis

Yes. This is not the greatest post I've seen.

~grins~ tis gonna get even better....

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RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to... - 10/27/2010 8:02:44 AM

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I once got a blender for my birthday from my ex........ONLY once! I never got another appliance after that......oh, and his reasoning? He liked milk shakes and thought I could use it to make them. I never made one damn shake in that blender!

To refute the great CD's advice....never give a woman an appliance or utensil as a gift.....you are likely to be wearing it when you leave! You want to give her something to plug in and use? I'd suggest a flat screen TV, now that's a gift!

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RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to... - 10/27/2010 8:50:58 AM

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Ok, the big screen TV isn't a bad idea (I've still got a 20+ yr old tv), but how about the greatest vibe ever made and a gross of batteries, or a few packs of rechargeable batteries? Now there's the gift that never stops giving!

Don't have to feed it, water it, talk to it, clean up after it or listen to it complain.

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RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to... - 10/27/2010 9:42:58 AM

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Egg whisks, wooden spoons, damn, I got moist.

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RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to... - 10/27/2010 9:47:44 AM

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If I ever used any kitchen utensils, that might work on me...but sadly, my tastes run more to jewelry and lingerie...

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RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to... - 10/27/2010 9:52:46 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

quote:

ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis

Yes. This is not the greatest post I've seen.

~grins~ tis gonna get even better....

Promises, promises. You domly types are just full of it....errrrrrr.......

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RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to... - 10/27/2010 11:31:10 AM

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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear
Ok, the big screen TV isn't a bad idea (I've still got a 20+ yr old tv), but how about the greatest vibe ever made and a gross of batteries, or a few packs of rechargeable batteries? Now there's the gift that never stops giving! Don't have to feed it, water it, talk to it, clean up after it or listen to it complain.

Me thinks the poorbear might be on to something!
But I'd still take the TV!

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RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to... - 10/27/2010 11:55:43 AM

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Alright...here we go...if the peanut gallery will simmer down their yakking...errrrrrr, clamoring for more.

Fourth tip. Gentlemen, tis time to leave the restaurant after you've let her pay for the meal. Now remember...today's modern woman and even today's modern submissive don't go for that false veneer of civility and courtesy. So do NOT hold her chair for her as she gets to her 5 in. high heeled feet. Instead, stand around waiting...tis only polite...then make your way to the door. Once there, you have yet another chance to show your recognition and acceptance of the fact that today's modern woman can open her own door...to show that you recognize the fact that today's submissive sees opening a door as a way of demonstrating an aspect of submission. (and after all, did you not EARN a little bit of submission with your magnanimous giving and sharing during dinner?). Once she opens the door, show your equality with her, your appreciation of her gesture by rushing through first.

You've made it to the car. Remember...no outmoded chivalry...let her open her own door and hold it open while she lets herself down on to the seat and into that car with that short dress and high heels. This gives her the chance to demonstrate to you the self-reliance, the "can-do all by myself" attitude that today's woman holds and even today's submissive relishes.

You make your way towards her house. Now then, remember...today's woman and today's submissive makes her own money. Therefore, she is economical. Today's woman and today's submissive is fearless. Today's woman does not want you to be one of those hairy-knuckled types who expects something in exchange for dinner. And today's submissive, though you have done a lot to allow her to express some submission and have shown great dominant tendencies, wants you to earn her trust. Here is your chance guys, to show recognition and appreciation of these facts. Once you get to her street, slow the car...don't turn off the motor, it wastes gas and money to stop and start the engine and she will NOT appreciate that...and let her off. Wave gallantly to her and with a smile...take off as she begins to totter her way down that dark street on those 5 in. heels.

You've won all the way around and...so has she. What a great first date, eh?

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RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to... - 10/27/2010 12:09:31 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis

quote:

ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

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ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis

Yes. This is not the greatest post I've seen.

~grins~ tis gonna get even better....

Promises, promises. You domly types are just full of it....errrrrrr.......

Full of it? Why yes, we're full of plenty of things.

The sweet tender glare of 'get the fuck on your knees before I back hand you bitch!'
The kind, generous way we let the submissive do all the cooking, and dishes.
The oh so understanding nature, offering that knowing "What?" when you have a problem.
The way we make sure you're completely satisfied. Because five minutes is enough for anyone.
The strength we let you feel when we let you work 9 to 5, pay the bills, then do our bidding.

Oh yes! The creamy fillings. Lots and lots of that!

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RE: Is this not the greatest post you've seen on how to... - 10/27/2010 12:16:05 PM

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CD - you knew my ex, right?

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