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Twoshoes -> RE: WTF with the typo's (10/27/2010 11:23:47 PM)
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I simply am too lost in the clouds to type properly. I need at least three editors to make my scribbles presentable. Or a meticulous submissive who strives for grammatical and linguistic perfection, so I can tell her how wrong she is—of course.
What was the question again? Oh, right, I'm human, I make mistakes. Actually, I make many, many mistakes, so I must be very human, indeed.
Feel free to fly your freak flag! Why, thank you. I shall fly it into the subsurface of the moon.
We all know where this is going, so I'll try to make it fun!
So, I am assuming we all are adults on this forum, so what is with all the typo's I see when looking at someone's profile?
-The new "double 'so' clause": very trendy for going in circles, while distracting your audience. And here I was concerned you were looking at no one's profile.
Assuming we are all adults on this forum, what is with all the typos I see when looking at profiles?
We are all adults on this forum, so what is with all the typos I see when looking at profiles?
I know 8 yr old kids who can use spell check effectively why can't the men and women on this site do the same?
-Of course you know, I never once doubted it! Your stealthy combination of two sentences almost fooled me.
8-year-old kids can use spell check effectively; why can't the men and women on this site do the same?
It is very embarrassing to me to see I did not spell a simple word correctly.
-Spelling is only so impressive. Stylistic proficiency is even sexier. If you can use two sets of em dashes in a paragraph, just take me now.
Misspelling a simple word leaves me well embarrassed.
If you as a dominant think I would turn my life over to you when you find yourself unable or unwilling to spell properly then think again.
-Ah, the shy comma. Wait, me? Actually, I was thinking of my own satisfaction. Gratuitous exclamation point added, since you're passionate about the issue at hand!
If you, as a dominant, think I would turn my life over to you, when you find yourself unable or unwilling to spell properly, then think again!
Yes I know that spelling is difficult in the English language all that I before E and such, but in this day and age it is just plain lazy not to utilize spell check it is a free program!
-I've always wanted a comma check. As is, I'm merely guessing.
Yes, I know spelling is difficult in the English language (all that I before E and such), but in this day and age, it is just plain lazy not to utilize spell check; it is a free program!
-You know what? Fuck it. I'm just restyling that sentence.
Yes, I know English spelling is difficult: I before E, among other things. But not using spell check—a free program—is just plain laziness!
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