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RE: :: Get your flirt on :: - 11/2/2010 4:50:37 PM   
LanceHughes


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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss
Bloody hell, Lance.  You have kicked it up so far you went from flirt to seduce.

I love that in a man.  *purrrrrrrrrrr

Gee sunshine...you did ask for everyone's best flirts  LOL.

Bh the looks of it, I'm way outta my league so guess I'll tear up my card and head for the donut shop!

Oh, c'mon, wolf2bear.... it's just that I've got more practice.  Years and years.

And that IS a flirt if I ever saw one...... "You can find me in the donut shop where I need sympathy and lots of it.  Especially since I've torn my card <and my heart has been broken.>"

WHAT A F*K*NG flirt!!!!

< Message edited by LanceHughes -- 11/2/2010 4:51:43 PM >


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RE: :: Get your flirt on :: - 11/2/2010 5:01:56 PM   
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*grinz*

It was either that or I simply walk up to a good looking guy, lean in close to his ear and as I gently stroke the side of his neck as I then whisper.."hey handsome." Then I just so happen to have some chocolate covered strawberries and I take one and then offer it to him! An then casually say there is more of those and then some, all you have to do is take what you want.


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RE: :: Get your flirt on :: - 11/2/2010 5:13:02 PM   
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homemade cheesecake brownies and apple pie. some witches brew wine (must be warmed to the temperature of a witches tongue according to the directions on the label). oh and obseession perfume think i'm ready.

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RE: :: Get your flirt on :: - 11/2/2010 8:02:24 PM   
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*grinz*

It was either that or I simply walk up to a good looking guy, lean in close to his ear and as I gently stroke the side of his neck as I then whisper.."hey handsome." Then I just so happen to have some chocolate covered strawberries and I take one and then offer it to him! An then casually say there is more of those and then some, all you have to do is take what you want.

I whisper back, "I really don't like chocolate, so you lick it off that strawberry and I'll watch how well your tongue works.  Then I'll decide how much of what I want to take."

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RE: :: Get your flirt on :: - 11/2/2010 8:11:35 PM   
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Which my response would be...sure I'd be delighted to lick off the chocolate. Then I'd sit back, pick up a strawberry and very sensually lick off every bit of chocolate and then look you straight in the eye and run my tongue slowly across my lips. Naturally I would reply back in a very husky voice, " Care for a strawberry, Stud?"  And then further inquire if you care to eat it from my fingers or off  my body. 

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RE: :: Get your flirt on :: - 11/2/2010 8:18:14 PM   
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Umm... is it getting hot in here, or is it just Lance and Bear??? 

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RE: :: Get your flirt on :: - 11/2/2010 8:25:02 PM   
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ORIGINAL: WyldHrt
Umm... is it getting hot in here, or is it just Lance and Bear??? 

You ain't seen nuthin' yet, babe.....
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Which my response would be...sure I'd be delighted to lick off the chocolate. Then I'd sit back, pick up a strawberry and very sensually lick off every bit of chocolate and then look you straight in the eye and run my tongue slowly across my lips. Naturally I would reply back in a very husky voice, " Care for a strawberry, Stud?"  And then further inquire if you care to eat it from my fingers or off  my body. 

I thought we had agreed quite awhile back that was "Care for a strawberry, Sir?"  I take it from your wet fingers and crush it onto my dick, making sure to get much of the scent into my pubes.  "Go to it, boy."

< Message edited by LanceHughes -- 11/2/2010 8:26:14 PM >


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RE: :: Get your flirt on :: - 11/2/2010 8:29:07 PM   
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Oh, wait........
flirting continues......

I take the strawberry from your wet fingers and bite it all at once, chew it but don't swallow.  I pul you close and we exchange the sweet, crushed fruit back and forth until there is nothing left for us except to enjoy each other's mouths.....



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RE: :: Get your flirt on :: - 11/2/2010 8:29:27 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

quote:

ORIGINAL: WyldHrt
Umm... is it getting hot in here, or is it just Lance and Bear??? 

You ain't seen nuthin' yet, babe.....
quote:

ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear
Which my response would be...sure I'd be delighted to lick off the chocolate. Then I'd sit back, pick up a strawberry and very sensually lick off every bit of chocolate and then look you straight in the eye and run my tongue slowly across my lips. Naturally I would reply back in a very husky voice, " Care for a strawberry, Stud?"  And then further inquire if you care to eat it from my fingers or off  my body. 

I thought we had agreed quite awhile back that was "Care for a strawberry, Sir?"  I take it from your wet fingers and crush it onto my dick, making sure to get much of the scent into my pubes.  "Go to it, boy."


Eyes the crushed strawberry, looks Lance straight in the eye and slyly replies...."My Pleasure Sir!"


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RE: :: Get your flirt on :: - 11/2/2010 8:43:19 PM   
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HMOG again, the rafters pleassse!!!!

Besides Lance and Wolfie, I thought I had a flirtee on here, But I don't like flirts who flirt with everyone, so I don't have one blahhhh.

But the thread is yummy delish!

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RE: :: Get your flirt on :: - 11/2/2010 8:51:04 PM   
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*flirts with Lavinia*

(*blushes*)

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RE: :: Get your flirt on :: - 11/2/2010 11:29:38 PM   
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HMOG again, the rafters pleassse!!!!
<snipped>

I thought I had a flirtee on here, But I don't like flirts who flirt with everyone, so I don't have one

<snipped>

Lance climbs into the rafters to see just what Lavinia finds so interesting that it seems she is always up there.

He gently twists his hand into her long, blond hair..... using his grip, he pulls her ear to his mouth and whispers.... "You did like that picture I sent to you in private, didn't you <yanks> bitch?"  She starts to breath hard, not knowing where this is going.

He lets go of her hair and she almost falls from the rafters, having lost her sense of just how high she was.  Lance grabs her and raises her up from her seating position to stand next to him.  He holds her firmly and she inhales the scent of his leathers... and his fresh, manly sweat from the exertion of catching her.

Lance holds her slightly away, looks into her eyes, and says, "Lavinia, come down from here. Come down from this dangerous place with me.  Don't worry, I'll help you....."  Lance puts his arm around her waist, holding onto the roof beams above him to steady himself.  Lavinia holds tightly to his neck and they safely descend the treacherous path.

At the bottom, Lance whispers, "I'm glad I was here to help.  I wouldn't want anything nasty to happen to one of my favorites."  He lowers her to the ground, pulling a blanket around her.  He lightly kisses her forehead and says, "Pleasant dreams, m'dear.  See you soon."

He strides out of the forum, snatching W2Bear by the collar on his way out.



< Message edited by LanceHughes -- 11/2/2010 11:34:47 PM >


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RE: :: Get your flirt on :: - 11/2/2010 11:55:30 PM   
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::phew::

wait, i thought lance was....

i'm confused. and hot. and looking for something cold to dive into

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RE: :: Get your flirt on :: - 11/3/2010 1:56:17 AM   
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Flirt????, Who, here?

I dont flirt

EVER





I did not know it was possible for hard white cocks to lie.......

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RE: :: Get your flirt on :: - 11/3/2010 2:36:51 AM   
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I believe I can die a happy woman now.

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RE: :: Get your flirt on :: - 11/3/2010 7:43:06 AM   
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By the way, am I the only one who noticed the wonderful Raven Muse back on the boards.  yummy!  (just saying)

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RE: :: Get your flirt on :: - 11/3/2010 10:57:47 AM   
MistressLavinia


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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

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ORIGINAL: MistressLavinia
HMOG again, the rafters pleassse!!!!
<snipped>

I thought I had a flirtee on here, But I don't like flirts who flirt with everyone, so I don't have one

<snipped>

Lance climbs into the rafters to see just what Lavinia finds so interesting that it seems she is always up there.

He gently twists his hand into her long, blond hair..... using his grip, he pulls her ear to his mouth and whispers.... "You did like that picture I sent to you in private, didn't you <yanks> bitch?"  She starts to breath hard, not knowing where this is going.

He lets go of her hair and she almost falls from the rafters, having lost her sense of just how high she was.  Lance grabs her and raises her up from her seating position to stand next to him.  He holds her firmly and she inhales the scent of his leathers... and his fresh, manly sweat from the exertion of catching her.

Lance holds her slightly away, looks into her eyes, and says, "Lavinia, come down from here. Come down from this dangerous place with me.  Don't worry, I'll help you....."  Lance puts his arm around her waist, holding onto the roof beams above him to steady himself.  Lavinia holds tightly to his neck and they safely descend the treacherous path.

At the bottom, Lance whispers, "I'm glad I was here to help.  I wouldn't want anything nasty to happen to one of my favorites."  He lowers her to the ground, pulling a blanket around her.  He lightly kisses her forehead and says, "Pleasant dreams, m'dear.  See you soon."

He strides out of the forum, snatching W2Bear by the collar on his way out.




RESCUE ME PLEASE!!!!! NOWWWWWW
Be Mine, pretty please, let me take you, have you for just a few hours. Yes the picture was off the effin hook, and your off the hook too, so let me just pick you up and do some naughty naughty things to you. Pretty Please with crushed strawberries on top, whipped cream and some Lavilicks - Sir
I'll pull your hair too, just for kicks, and scratch that hot back of yours, then I'll take you, with a sexy belted brand spankin new just for you, cock belt ~ oooooopsie I adore you, and you know it, you got my secrets babycakes! Muuuuuuuuuuuuuah!!!!!

p.s. What I find interesting in the rafters is you and Wolfie, that makes me quiverrrrrrr and tingle in spots I never knew I had. xxx

< Message edited by MistressLavinia -- 11/3/2010 11:02:36 AM >


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RE: :: Get your flirt on :: - 11/3/2010 11:20:24 AM   
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Well, I'm pretty sure that a response like that does NOT qualify for this flirting thread, y'know? LOL!

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RE: :: Get your flirt on :: - 11/3/2010 11:25:37 AM   
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I believe I can die a happy woman now.

I think I missed something..... Please explain the quote above.

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RE: :: Get your flirt on :: - 11/3/2010 11:44:13 AM   
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He strides out of the forum, snatching W2Bear by the collar on his way out.



Hot dayum....seems my oral skills are still up to par...sweeeeeet!

Growls to Lance as I';m dragged away.....My oral skills are not the only talents this bear has...run my fingers up and down Lances leg and then reaches to the juncture and strokes the growing spot..."oh yes," I whisper breathlessly, "I have many many more talents that need to be explored and exploited Sir."  " only have one other thing to say and that is.....Bring It On!


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