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MistressLavinia -> RE: :: Get your flirt on :: (11/3/2010 12:27:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes Well, I'm pretty sure that a response like that does NOT qualify for this flirting thread, y'know? LOL! Sorry Big Beautiful Man, I lost control [;)] I'm coming to Denver ASAP. I vividly have the picture etched in my mind, and soul. tyvm kind Sir ETA: Blame it on those damn rafters!

sunshinemiss -> RE: :: Get your flirt on :: (11/3/2010 3:14:36 PM)
ahhh Lance, you know a good flirt can make a girl sing. That lovely VAA vaa vaa voom and the big white rooster just made me all blushy blushy

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: :: Get your flirt on :: (11/3/2010 4:54:53 PM)
Wow, it's hot in here and it's not the temperature. Gladly meets with Lavi and the teasing and softly spoken words begin between us, whispers in the ear of course. Sunshine, you're invited too, might as well all have fun with this and not forget the whipped cream, the dark chocolate, and the syrup. LadyHib, wanna join? Lance and Bear are welcome also. Saaawoon to all of you who've made me feel all tingly and blushy and hot.

groundhogphil -> RE: :: Get your flirt on :: (11/3/2010 6:58:12 PM)
Oh sure forget about the Groundhog.....now your into Roosters huh?

LadyHibiscus -> RE: :: Get your flirt on :: (11/3/2010 7:00:33 PM)
Peanut butter for the groundhog!

SorceressJ -> RE: :: Get your flirt on :: (11/3/2010 7:11:21 PM)
{{{PHIL!!1!}}} Thank you for saving me from the.. erm, visions of sugarplums that were dancing in my head, thanx to Lance and Bear (((holy throbbing members, Batman..))) Here, have one of Steven's cookies, since he isn't around to eat them.. Hey wait, there's also peach pie in this room..

Wolf2Bear -> RE: :: Get your flirt on :: (11/3/2010 7:23:56 PM)
Walks up to SorceressJ and softly whispers...hey there beautiful, lets say you and I share some rituals over a Yule fire?

dreamofthemoon -> RE: :: Get your flirt on :: (11/3/2010 8:13:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes quote: ORIGINAL: MistressLavinia HMOG again, the rafters pleassse!!!! <snipped> I thought I had a flirtee on here, But I don't like flirts who flirt with everyone, so I don't have one <snipped> Lance climbs into the rafters to see just what Lavinia finds so interesting that it seems she is always up there. He gently twists his hand into her long, blond hair..... using his grip, he pulls her ear to his mouth and whispers.... "You did like that picture I sent to you in private, didn't you <yanks> bitch?" She starts to breath hard, not knowing where this is going. He lets go of her hair and she almost falls from the rafters, having lost her sense of just how high she was. Lance grabs her and raises her up from her seating position to stand next to him. He holds her firmly and she inhales the scent of his leathers... and his fresh, manly sweat from the exertion of catching her. Lance holds her slightly away, looks into her eyes, and says, "Lavinia, come down from here. Come down from this dangerous place with me. Don't worry, I'll help you....." Lance puts his arm around her waist, holding onto the roof beams above him to steady himself. Lavinia holds tightly to his neck and they safely descend the treacherous path. At the bottom, Lance whispers, "I'm glad I was here to help. I wouldn't want anything nasty to happen to one of my favorites." He lowers her to the ground, pulling a blanket around her. He lightly kisses her forehead and says, "Pleasant dreams, m'dear. See you soon." He strides out of the forum, snatching W2Bear by the collar on his way out. watches as Lance helps Lavinia down Oh my! Hehe...[:-] [;)] [:D] quote: ORIGINAL: SorceressJ Hey wait, there's also peach pie in this room.. Hmm, i don't think peaches are in season in November, [8\|] buuuuuttt... assuming it's one of those new-fangled imaginary peach pies... ahem... [:D] ...sashays over to the pie, dips a knife into the freshly baked pastry... the scent of peaches fills the room, reminding one of green fields and warm summer sun... crisp sugary crust browned to perfection and sprinkled with sugar which sparkles as she places a generous slice of the pie on a plate... saunters over to SorceressJ (or whoever's in the vicinity... LanceSir? LadyHib? Poohbear? W2Bear? VAA? [:-]), holding the plate with the pie slice steady in her hand... gingerly takes a finger and glides it though the peach filling, making sure she has enough of a sampling... clears her throat, fluffs up the bewbages [sm=shake.gif] [:D], and in her best Southern drawl, says... "Want a taste, SJ?"... [sm=preen.gif]

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: :: Get your flirt on :: (11/3/2010 8:23:31 PM)
Takes dream up on her offer. I can also take a fingerfull of filling and make it look sexy as hell. Then we can share the rest of the "peach" pie and enjoy the company. Whoever wants to tag along is more than welcome, after all, the more the merrier, right? [;)]

LanceHughes -> RE: :: Get your flirt on :: (11/3/2010 8:36:23 PM)
// Lance wipes peach filling from his mouth and blows kisses to DreamOfTheMoon and TiggersPoohBear as he goes to....... // cont'd just below. . . . .

LanceHughes -> RE: :: Get your flirt on :: (11/3/2010 8:41:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss ahhh Lance, you know a good flirt can make a girl sing. That lovely VAA vaa vaa voom and the big white rooster just made me all blushy blushy Well, my sweet, Miss Sunshine....... I just perved you and found: I am a traveler. Dancing the dances, eating the food, listening to the music, learning the sacred places is all part of the travel experience. That is quite a joy! Did Lance ever mention that he was a Peace Corps Volunteer? The tiny plane landed and the six of us assigned to this small country (smaller, way smaller than Korea - about the size of Chicago - my home town) met our hosts whom we would stay with for a few weeks until we found "regular" places to live. I said I was a bit hungry and my hosts said they were too (out of politeness or not, I'll never know) so we stopped at a road side stand and had Roti - sort of a breakfast burrito, but spicy and with ground roots other than potato - no meat. My mouth waters in the telling, 30 years later. After I settled into my nice, but Spartan room, the lady of the house got gussied up and took me to a house party in my honor. Lots of Ragge for which I immediately learned to dance and LOVED it. The main dish - which was proffered to me first (as guest of honor) was Souse - pickled pig's parts - feet and ears. Too tart for my taste, but I enjoyed at least trying the new taste sensations. Later that first year, after I was more trusted, the man of the house came to my "regular" house and invited me on an odd trip..... He told me we were going into the jungle, but not to worry, because he knew the way and there was a full moon. I had to promise to be silent, no matter what I saw...... You can probably guess this was to observe a VooDoo ceremony. No. There were no naked Priestess sacrificing children, but we only watched from cover for a minute or two and then he signaled it was time to go. I tell you these things to flirt with you and let you know that I share your interest in other cultures, other food, other music and dancing and sacred places. I would love to hear about some of your experiences over a cup of tea with some of the "biscuits" served by the British Volunteers on this lovely, lush island of St. Vincent. // Lance pats the seat next to him. // // He holds out a cup of tea, hoping that he is forgiven. // // You join him, and stroke the back of his neck (just once) as a sign. // // He nuzzles your neck, sits upright and takes his teacup from the table. // // He looks at you expectantly with eyes wide open and a gleam in his eyes. // // He hopes you take him to far-off lands by sharing some of your travels.//

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: :: Get your flirt on :: (11/3/2010 8:51:14 PM)
Awwww, can I sit on the other side of Lance and listen to him and sunshine trade stories? I've never had the chance to travel much. I'll even supply my own drink?

LanceHughes -> RE: :: Get your flirt on :: (11/3/2010 9:26:37 PM)
Nope. Flirting is with one person at a time. But if you'd like, I could tell you about my "coming home" trip through Europe.

WyldHrt -> RE: :: Get your flirt on :: (11/3/2010 9:28:44 PM)
quote: Nope. Flirting is with one person at a time. Line forms to the left, guys n gals runs to the head of the line and waits her turn [:D][:D][:D]

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: :: Get your flirt on :: (11/4/2010 1:10:42 AM)
*Nuh uh* Wyldhrt, he offered to me first, so the line forms after me. I would love to hear his "coming home" tirp from Europe. I'd be a good girl, and cook up a great meal with a favorite dessert. Have to feed the one you're going to flirt with a good meal so he can then regale me with his travels. I make a good snuggle pooh, no sharp angles and pillowy and soft.

sunshinemiss -> RE: :: Get your flirt on :: (11/4/2010 6:00:02 AM)
quote: // Lance pats the seat next to him. // // He holds out a cup of tea, hoping that he is forgiven. // // You join him, and stroke the back of his neck (just once) as a sign. // // He nuzzles your neck, sits upright and takes his teacup from the table. // // He looks at you expectantly with eyes wide open and a gleam in his eyes. // // He hopes you take him to far-off lands by sharing some of your travels.// You, Sir, are a gentleman of the first order. Thank you. A few years ago, I was living in the mountains of Peru, and was a groupie for a folk / rock band there. Yes, I was a groupie. These wonderful men, speaking Spanish, English, and Que'chua taught me about living life in the moment. One night, after dancing on the bar, dancing on the tables, and dancing down the hallway, they and I went out for some chicha (corn liquor - disgusting stuff, but you know you are accepted when they offer you their traditional drink which had been a staple of the place for hudreds of years-from the time of the Incas.). We poured a bit of the drink onto the ground of Parque Kusipata (to thank Pachamama - Momma Earth) and then shared with each other. They had brought their instruments, and we looked up at the night sky, the Southern Cross winking above, soaring high like a kite in the heavens. They began to play thump thump thump on the drums, a pan flute joined in, and an acoustic guitar, and that night I removed my shoes, the cold wet ground kissing my toes, and I danced with the trees as I became in that moment a Latina en mi corazon. I'd happily share yerba mate with you, dear man. best, sunshine

LanceHughes -> RE: :: Get your flirt on :: (11/4/2010 7:49:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss quote: // Lance pats the seat next to him. // // He holds out a cup of tea, hoping that he is forgiven. // // You join him, and stroke the back of his neck (just once) as a sign. // // He nuzzles your neck, sits upright and takes his teacup from the table. // // He looks at you expectantly with eyes wide open and a gleam in his eyes. // // He hopes you take him to far-off lands by sharing some of your travels.// You, Sir, are a gentleman of the first order. Thank you. A few years ago, I was living in the mountains of Peru, and was a groupie for a folk / rock band there. Yes, I was a groupie. These wonderful men, speaking Spanish, English, and Que'chua taught me about living life in the moment. One night, after dancing on the bar, dancing on the tables, and dancing down the hallway, they and I went out for some chicha (corn liquor - disgusting stuff, but you know you are accepted when they offer you their traditional drink which had been a staple of the place for hudreds of years-from the time of the Incas.). We poured a bit of the drink onto the ground of Parque Kusipata (to thank Pachamama - Momma Earth) and then shared with each other. They had brought their instruments, and we looked up at the night sky, the Southern Cross winking above, soaring high like a kite in the heavens. They began to play thump thump thump on the drums, a pan flute joined in, and an acoustic guitar, and that night I removed my shoes, the cold wet ground kissing my toes, and I danced with the trees as I became in that moment a Latina en mi corazon. I'd happily share yerba mate with you, dear man. best, sunshine And you, the most gracious woman. I was going to <snip> some parts for my response but it is un-snippable. I am tingle-ing all over. WHAT A FABULOUS FLIRT YOU ARE ! ! ! No wonder you are OP for the flirt string. WOW! Just WOW! Now how the hell am I supposed to get back to work after THAT? Regards, Lance P.S. What a travelogue a dialogue between us would make.... each playing off the other with "That reminds me...." and then a paragraph or two as above. DAMMMMNNNN!!!! Still tingleing

LanceHughes -> RE: :: Get your flirt on :: (11/4/2010 7:54:13 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear Awwww, can I sit on the other side of Lance and listen to him and sunshine trade stories? I've never had the chance to travel much. I'll even supply my own drink? quote: ORIGINAL: WyldHrt quote: Nope. Flirting is with one person at a time. Line forms to the left, guys n gals runs to the head of the line and waits her turn [:D][:D][:D] quote: ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear *Nuh uh* Wyldhrt, he offered to me first, so the line forms after me. I would love to hear his "coming home" tirp from Europe. I'd be a good girl, and cook up a great meal with a favorite dessert. Have to feed the one you're going to flirt with a good meal so he can then regale me with his travels. I make a good snuggle pooh, no sharp angles and pillowy and soft. // "STOP pushing and SHOVING!" Lance says in best command voice. // // The crowd settles (a bit.) // You can ALL sit at our feet - big circle now, boys and girls - and listen as we tell these tales. It won't be flirting with all of you - it will be you listening to sunshine and me flirt. I mentioned way back that I took a flirting "course" at Thunder In The Mountains - A National BDSM gathering held annually here in Denver. The MAIN thing to get the flirting started is to know ONE, teeny, tiny factoid about the other person. In this instance I perved sunshinemiss and that gave me PLENTY of info to engage her on a NON-SEXUAL basis...... LEARN your lesson and y'all can have a flirt as interesting (evidently) as our open flirt is. And that's why you can flirt with ONLY ONE other person at a time. You share the common ground. Sure, others can be interested in hearing the flirting (as pooh correctly asked in first quote above: "Awwww, can I sit on the other side of Lance and listen to him and sunshine trade stories?")...... but you can flirt with ONLY ONE other person at a time. ETA: Another reason you can "only" flirt with one other is EYE CONTACT. As in: quote: // He looks at you expectantly with eyes wide open and a gleam in his eyes. // EATA: (Edited Again To Add) sunshinemiss: How 'bout a book? Working title: "A Dialouge, A Travelogue - As Written Across the Internet."

GreedyTop -> RE: :: Get your flirt on :: (11/4/2010 8:11:15 AM)
adores Lance

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: :: Get your flirt on :: (11/4/2010 9:59:11 AM)
Repeats the adoration for Lance and looks him straight in the eye. And hey, Sunshine and I can set up our own flirt on our own, we can shnuggle up together and lean on each other and just be. You are much more adventurous than I can be, and that makes both you and Lance special in my book. Wanders off shamelessly in her apartment to take a nice hot shower with the rain-head shower head and let the feel of that gentle sprinkling wash me clean and help clear the cobwebs out of my head. Did I happen to mention I have a shower stall the size of a bathtub with a seat at one end so I can just enjoy the gentle sprinkling feeling course all over my body? And that the never runs out? lalalalala [sm=modxiiswatching.gif]

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