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thornhappy -> RE: :: Get your flirt on :: (11/6/2010 7:20:31 PM)
Dayum, pass me them bouncers and fire fighters!! (well, except the flaky-probably-married-one in Columbus!)

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: :: Get your flirt on :: (11/6/2010 7:36:17 PM)
ooooo bouncers, now there's good flirt material!!! [:D]

sunshinemiss -> RE: :: Get your flirt on :: (11/6/2010 9:08:27 PM)
<<<< dated a bouncer.... Here's how it went down... We were celebrating my birthday at my favorite bar. Oh the stories those walls could tell! So, I go to meet my girls and, there, at the door, is the bouncer. I don't know what he asked me - can't remember... but I said it's my birthday. What do you want for your birthday (oh the eyes that man had on him!) Hmmm.. How about a kiss? I like kisses. nod nod nod (This is all in Spanish, by the way - not to turn up the heat or anything... ahem) You want a kiss? He gets up real close to me A kiss is good. Yes, kisses are good. And it is your birthday? mm hmmm (squirm squirm squirm). Well, happy birthday. You are sure that you want a kiss? Sure. Why not? (yes, I know! aloof just does not work!) No. (WTF!) blink blink No? No. I think you don't want it enough. Fine. No worries. I don't think I'll have a problem getting a kiss tonight... or any night that I want a kiss. I'm sure somebody wants to kiss me. I'm sure they do. Well, now you know I was fuming. I saw him throughout the night and he was smiling at me (in amusement not in mocking). NO worries. I danced all night and had a grand time anyway. Humph. no, indeed. Oh the stories those walls could tell. I go home - I don't know 2 or something in the morning. Before I know it, my room mate knocks on my door. It's 4 in the morning. I brought you a present. What? at 4 in the morning? You couldn't wait until tomorrow. She is such a smart girl; she didn't say a word. And then around the corner comes Mr. Bouncer. He had asked her where I lived and came by as soon as he got off of work. He has 4 tattoos. In case you were wondering. Happy. Birthday. To me. yup.

KMsAngel -> RE: :: Get your flirt on :: (11/7/2010 12:46:28 AM)
whew, sunshine, i really do need to take a beginners and then advanced and then very advanced course on flirting with you! can you show up in your glasses like your pic? the red hot one? [:D]

sunshinemiss -> RE: :: Get your flirt on :: (11/7/2010 1:13:38 AM)
Angel, you little devil, you know it's not me! Sweet lil ole me!!!! It's all that heat those hot tamale Latinos send out. C'mere... Let's practice. bat bat bat Now where is that dang Lance? He really needs to get his fine butt over here so we can ... you know... Listen to him....

KMsAngel -> RE: :: Get your flirt on :: (11/7/2010 1:30:33 AM)
lance wouldn't approve, methinks. he does flirting one on one. if we're flirting on the couch next to him, two of us aren't paying attention and he'll rightly be disappointed and turn to bear or somethin'. do. not. want. that! tell ya what, i'll go keep a seat warm for ya and a cuppa on tap for when it's someone else's turn. i always used to say that i'm an equal opportunity flirter. if it makes someone's day to flirt, male or female, i'm happy to help. but perhaps it's just the one-on-one attention i'm giving, rather than flirting. got another story for us? [sm=writing.gif]

sunshinemiss -> RE: :: Get your flirt on :: (11/7/2010 3:34:51 AM)
I think you are a greedy, naughty girl. And it's your turn, you wonton hussy!

LanceHughes -> RE: :: Get your flirt on :: (11/7/2010 7:35:46 AM)
Lance checking in...... Thanks for the compliments. Flattery will get you.... oh, wait.... flirting will get you.... a great smile, maybe flirting back at 'cha, and who knows who might knock on your door after "they" get off of work..... LOL! I have an out-o'-town guest arriving in 90 mins. House is still a mess <THANK gawd for the time push-back!> Like I said, just checking in, so no flirting for me. <"Guest" is dear friend from Colo.Springs. Haven't seen her in awhile and so we'll chat and have lunch and have more chat. Absolutely NO FLIRTING ! ! ! No, not even a wink! Just not that kind of friendship.>

Wolf2Bear -> RE: :: Get your flirt on :: (11/7/2010 8:44:23 AM)
~looks at TPAM~ Hi...wink....trails fingers up his arm then across the cheek....blows a kiss ...coffee? tea?? me????

LanceHughes -> RE: :: Get your flirt on :: (11/8/2010 9:15:04 PM)
That was a thread-killer? What a shame!

sunshinemiss -> RE: :: Get your flirt on :: (11/9/2010 6:08:47 AM)
Nobody wanted to walk between you two.

Wolf2Bear -> RE: :: Get your flirt on :: (11/9/2010 7:37:13 AM)
Hmmmm....I'll be the bear over in the corner reading a book.

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: :: Get your flirt on :: (11/9/2010 8:16:22 AM)
Bear, may this poohbear join you in the corner? I promise to bring my own book! [:)]

sunshinemiss -> RE: :: Get your flirt on :: (11/9/2010 2:40:29 PM)
awwww.... Now bear, he had company. Time and place, my dear, time and place. But here's some baklava for you two. It's full of honey.

ezanac -> RE: :: Get your flirt on :: (11/9/2010 3:19:01 PM)
*smells food mmm... yum* Did someone say baklava!? If I provide drinks can I join in tha reading room? [:)] hmmm... I've got, coffee, beer, wine, Ouzo and milk... take your pick. Okay... Imma even willin to lick ya fingers... -since I'm not supposed to be eating too many sweets... sigh wonders if there is such a thing as a Tasting Fetish...yum

sunshinemiss -> RE: :: Get your flirt on :: (11/9/2010 3:22:17 PM)
I'll take you up on the coffe honey, but I gotta get to work now! Have a gret evening / day folks!

Wolf2Bear -> RE: :: Get your flirt on :: (11/9/2010 8:05:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss awwww.... Now bear, he had company. Time and place, my dear, time and place. But here's some baklava for you two. It's full of honey. ~hugz da stuffing outta sunshinemiss~ You vixen...I have a backlog of 35 books I need to read! Now please pass the baklava and I'll pour us a nice hot cuppa green tea I just got from a friend of mine in China.

sunshinemiss -> RE: :: Get your flirt on :: (11/10/2010 7:16:27 AM)
Oh sugar, I'm actually seriously thinking of a kindle because of the whole "loads of books to read" thing... Nokcha sounds good (that's GREEN TEA in Korean!) Good night folks!

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