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Rules of the house..By a woman:) - 11/4/2010 6:21:40 AM   
Lucylastic


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Status: offline 		Rules of the house
  1. The FEMALE always makes the rules.
  2. The rules are subject to change at any time, WITHOUT PRIOR NOTIFICATION
  3. No MALE can possibly know All The Rules.
  4. If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all the rules , she must immediately change some, or all of the rules
  5. The FEMALE is NEVER wrong
  6. If the FEMALE is wrong , it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong
  7. If Rule 6. applies, the MALE must immediately apologise for causing the misunderstanding.
  8. The FEMALE may change her mind at any time
  9. The MALE must never change his mind without the expressed written consent of the FEMALE
  10. The FEMALE has every right to be angry and upset at any time
  11. The MALE must remain calm at all times unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry or upset.
  12. The FEMALE must under no circumstances let the MALE know wether she wants him to be angry or upset.
  13. The MALE is expected to read minds at all times.
  14. The MALE who doesn't abide by the rules; Cant take the heat, lacks backbone and is a wimp.
  15. Any attempt to document the rules could result in bodily harm.
  16. If the FEMALE has PMS all rules are null and void.
  17. The FEMALE is ready when she is ready and NOT before
  18. The MALE MUST be ready at all times

PS please adjust to fit your dynamic if necessary..its a alll purpose fun thang:)


< Message edited by Lucylastic -- 11/4/2010 6:22:50 AM >

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RE: Rules of the house..By a woman:) - 11/4/2010 8:28:34 AM   
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RE: Rules of the house..By a woman:) - 11/4/2010 8:34:36 AM   
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Status: offline 		19. The MALE MUST never express his readiness.

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RE: Rules of the house..By a woman:) - 11/4/2010 8:38:47 AM   
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RE: Rules of the house..By a woman:) - 11/4/2010 9:51:03 AM   
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Status: offline 		Wouldnt that depend on the Female?

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RE: Rules of the house..By a woman:) - 11/4/2010 4:30:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		Smooches da Greedy lady and the Tazzy lady tooo with a molestication for Lance.. maybe it should have been Top/Bottom dynamic rather than gender, but I did say change it:)
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RE: Rules of the house..By a woman:) - 11/6/2010 1:28:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		Lucy, I found this to be hilarious because, regardless of the dynamics of my relationship, in my hetero vanilla friends' marriages/long term partnerships, this would be a perfect description of what is happening at any given time. I once asked a male friend if it bothered him to ask his wife for more allowance or allow her to control where and when they go to dinner. He said no, it made his life much easier to let her decide things. Definitely sub material, I think. :)

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