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RE: Commando Week: An Immodest Proposal - 11/6/2010 6:06:42 PM

thornhappy

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ORIGINAL: SorceressJ
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Oh shit, I laughed myself silly!

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RE: Commando Week: An Immodest Proposal - 11/7/2010 6:03:11 AM

MercTech

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I think the U.S. Airlines should take a clue from Lufthansa's internal flights. If you take a hop flight in Germany, there is a uniformed Politzei in the jump seat next to the control cabin with a submachine gun. Get those air marshals out of undercover status and in uniform up front with some serious firepower. Nothing says "calm down" like a machine gun in the face.

Stefan

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ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

Archie Bunker had it right. just pass out the pistols on the way into the plane, nobody would try anything if they knew everybody was packing.

And you have no idea how flippant that statement is NOT. They won't even let the pilots carry heat, what kind of fucked up logic is that ?

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RE: Commando Week: An Immodest Proposal - 11/7/2010 1:18:02 PM

Malkinius

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Greetings thornhappy.....

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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

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ORIGINAL: Malkinius
Why does it normally take you 10-15 minutes? Generally I walk through the magnetometer and wait a minute for my belongings. Once in awhile they unpack my stuff on a secondary inspection.

Because I have enough metal on me when I fly that I set off the machines. It also means I don't have to take off my shoes which is a plus. <grins>

Be well....

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RE: Commando Week: An Immodest Proposal - 11/7/2010 1:49:45 PM

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Christ, I hate screeners with a white-hot glowing rage. They only require a grade-8 education, and boy, howdy, does it show.
I have no problem with customs officials or cops, you know, people with real training, experience and education, but the power-tripping empathy-free English-as-a-third-language screeners need a sizeable boot and/or strap-on up their tight arses. Get some customs people with some experience and people-skills to screen, not these wastrels who can be bribed to let a criminal through for a blowjob or a bottle of Jack Daniels.

I remember the face of every screening prick who ran their gloved fingers through my hair, snapped my bra straps, stroked my belly, and opened and touched my fucking chicken/roasted pepper/chipotle sandwich then wondered why I didn't want it back after they'd massaged it and transferred all the germs on their blue-gloved hands onto my lovely home-made lunch.
Far from wanting to 'moan erotically', it takes every ounce of dommely reserve to not clock them: I now understand air-rage because a couple of times I've been THIS close. According to Penn of Penn and Teller, real cops hate these guys even more than I do, so the next time I'm assaulted, I'll remember to call 'Police'!

Whew.
I feel better now.

So next time, I'll ask for a male screener, THEN I'll moan erotically.

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