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MissdeSade -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (7/30/2006 11:25:04 AM)

This whole thread is hysterical. Someone should collect these and publish it as a handbook. I think people either try to hard or not at all. Either way, it is funny. I think keeping a sense of humor is what has kept me on here. 




secretsss -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (7/30/2006 12:22:22 PM)

Don't ask about my limits on the first conversation and when I tell you my real/legal/proper name don't use lower case when typing my name and then capitalize when typing yours.




MmakeMme -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (7/30/2006 2:29:21 PM)

Oh my gawwwwwwd this brings out every single submissive quality I have.
~ orgasm ~

I'd applaud your reply, Kedikat, but I'm afraid I'm a little faint and can't muster the energy.

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ORIGINAL: Kedikat

Why should I?
I just have to keep a tight grip on your hair.
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ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful

Don't ask if I SWALLOW!!!





velvetears -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (7/30/2006 5:03:22 PM)

Wow what a response to this thread - soooooo many posts!  i read them all... took me a while but i did get a good chuckle and some irritation at those who would think insulting and degrading others a good way to "show them the truth", maybe they should become a man of god instead and get themselvs a pulpit, sheesh talk about vanity! 

But here's my two cents - You put up a thread to give doms "hints"...... hmmmmmmmmm... there is something intrinsicaly wrong with that logic.  Any dom worth his salt doesn't need any hints, so why give all the "less then perfects" any help - its like throwing a life preserver to a monster - - let it drown!!  [:D]




SirDarkside357 -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (7/30/2006 6:28:50 PM)

Being cold and hard is one thing, and I am pretty good at both, but I try to be nice about it. The niceness makes them understand atleast a little of what I am saying. When I'm rude and obnoxious, they tend to not really hear what I say, they just get pissed and talk back too me. And as for being real...... I have been real for more years than I chose to admit.

Be Well,
Darkside




SirDarkside357 -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (7/30/2006 6:33:55 PM)

Ok, what do ya do when your ugly and not a person anyone would care to know?




Level -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (7/30/2006 6:36:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: velvetears

Wow what a response to this thread - soooooo many posts!  i read them all... took me a while but i did get a good chuckle and some irritation at those who would think insulting and degrading others a good way to "show them the truth", maybe they should become a man of god instead and get themselvs a pulpit, sheesh talk about vanity! 

But here's my two cents - You put up a thread to give doms "hints"...... hmmmmmmmmm... there is something intrinsicaly wrong with that logic.  Any dom worth his salt doesn't need any hints, so why give all the "less then perfects" any help - its like throwing a life preserver to a monster - - let it drown!!  [:D]


We all need hints or help at some time though; any dominant that tells you he knows it all, you best watch your wallet, so to speak.




velvetears -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (7/30/2006 6:46:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Level
We all need hints or help at some time though; any dominant that tells you he knows it all, you best watch your wallet, so to speak.


Absolutely true, but hopefully positive hints and not just hearing what the "jerks" out there do lol..... and my wallet, they will be sorely disappointed when they find it empty lol




Level -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (7/30/2006 6:59:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: velvetears

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ORIGINAL: Level
We all need hints or help at some time though; any dominant that tells you he knows it all, you best watch your wallet, so to speak.


Absolutely true, but hopefully positive hints and not just hearing what the "jerks" out there do lol..... and my wallet, they will be sorely disappointed when they find it empty lol


LOL velvet. Yes, positive ones, I agree.




scottjk -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (7/30/2006 11:46:54 PM)

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ORIGINAL: knotnilla

CUT AND PASTE YOUR PROFILE INTO WORD AND USE SPELL CHECK!

AND GRAMMAR CHECK!

*returns to her regular submissive attitude*

*contemplates being a lesbian in the vanilla world*


Considers the Soup Nazi and chuckles. "No sub for you!"

Okay, spell and grammar check. Well, spell check would get MOST of the misspelled words, but DON'T even THINK that the grammar checker will EVER work properly. It mostly guesswork! I'd settle for a coherent sentance. :)




prdslave -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (7/31/2006 12:02:56 AM)

if my dislikes are what you live for and vice versa....that may be a hint that we are not compatible....




GoddessRedCat -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (7/31/2006 2:44:45 AM)

I second Caitlyns recommendations.  I am looking for more than online fun, and more than a quick spank in a hotel room.  So... talking with a potential friend means more than, wanting to hear him ask, "Do you like giving head?".

Cat




subinsouth -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (7/31/2006 5:25:19 AM)

these posts are so funny and too true.....i laughed so hard i scared the dog!




Pimpernell -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (7/31/2006 7:27:14 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MadamShy
don't tell Me that you taste good when I have NO desire to...ewww .. .taste you before I know you.

But I'm a gymnast I know that I do.

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ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful
Don't ask if I SWALLOW!!!


Okay, as long as you chew your food properly, that's all I'm trying to ascertain.

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ORIGINAL: givemyall

Don't tell me that you going to give me a patch in your backyard in Texas, so I can grow flowers - naked gardening is not something I want to hear about in the first email


How else are you going to support my florist business?

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ORIGINAL: knotnilla

i am also not really interested in a picture of your penis.

But I thought you valued honesty.  I say I have a large penis that I use as a towel rack, here's the photo to prove I'm being honest.  What is the problem?

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ORIGINAL: kittensmailbox

Dont ask me how i am going "serve" or "please" You before W/we have ever had a first meeting...

Just letting you know where we stand, or more likely where I stand and you kneel.

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ORIGINAL: MasterKalif

lol....what is Wicca? excuse the irgnorance...

They use it to make baskets and furniture.

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ORIGINAL: GoddessElectra
No I don't want to be with someone who's just after Me for My looks.
~~GE~~

Okay, I don't find you attractive, now will you sleep with me?


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ORIGINAL: SirDarkside357
Ok, what do ya do when your ugly and not a person anyone would care to know?

Everyone looks better in candlelight.  For some reason the power always goes out at my apartment just before I have girls over.




BluuSkyy -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (8/9/2006 2:40:09 PM)

  1. Don't fuss at me if you don't fit within the boundaries of what I am looking for ! (age, location, looks, interest, etc)
  2. Don't send one line emails, demanding something of me.
  3. No cock shots, or ass holes or candles <lol> Let me see those amazing eyes or that boyish grin !
  4. I don't care how good you are at oral sex !!
  5. Don't send me a form letter, that you sent me last month !
  6. Don't email me, then turn off your profile.
  7. Don't tell me you will relocate. Do you have any clue the chance that something will work out from that first email ? And you already plotting your move across the country !

blah blah blah  lol  thanks for the fun thread !





trustingsubHF -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (8/20/2007 6:32:36 PM)

do not refer to subs as 'slut, whore or cunt' until they give You the okay to do so.... and NEVER assume that a sub belongs to You or will submit to You online just because You say so!




DiurnalVampire -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (8/20/2007 6:34:15 PM)

how is it i didnt see this thread before?  I have to go read now.  See what it is im doing wrong *laugh*




winterlight -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (8/20/2007 6:48:17 PM)

Do NOT tell me i am not a submissive because i won't kneel because u say so!
Saying Hi or talking to me a few times does NOT make you my dom, maybe my nightmare but not my dom.
Do NOT call me dear, honey, or sweetie. I do not know u..
Do NOT ask me to allow u to pick me up for the day and drive around to another country or meet u at a motel/hotel.

IN other words DREAM ONNNNNNNNNNNNNN




winterlight -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (8/20/2007 6:51:31 PM)

LOL




sugarcoatedscamp -> RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... (8/20/2007 7:51:51 PM)

small shoes... mostly in the UK, but you do what you can... also a site where they make fetish shoes to order, any size...

http://www.small-shoes.co.uk/acatalog/index.html
http://www.piccoloshoes.co.uk/
http://stores.channeladvisor.com/dainty-feet/
http://www.deyoproduction.com/unclaim.htm

I couldn't just sit idly by and watch someone unable to stroke their shoe fetish...




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