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PeonForHer -> RE: Attn Mistresses/Goddesses/Princesses! (11/15/2010 1:44:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Actually I know of a few empresses, and at least one queen!

There are lords aplenty out there, I recall an imperator, and yeah, a prince or three. They are out there!


Hmm.  An 'imperator' sounds like a machine for processing garden compost. 




Wheldrake -> RE: Attn Mistresses/Goddesses/Princesses! (11/15/2010 1:47:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Actually I know of a few empresses, and at least one queen!

There are lords aplenty out there, I recall an imperator, and yeah, a prince or three. They are out there!


Clearly there are more things in earth and heaven than are dreamt of in my philosophy. "Imperator" is excellent, although if you're going to adopt a title like that you kind of have to live up to it. Did he have decadent orgies in a villa on some Mediterranean island?




LaTigresse -> RE: Attn Mistresses/Goddesses/Princesses! (11/15/2010 1:59:09 PM)

QueenofthefuckinUniverse works for me...[:D]




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Attn Mistresses/Goddesses/Princesses! (11/15/2010 2:04:02 PM)

I liked imperator, it had that decadent, Tiberius-like sound! But I am too domly for suchlike folk...




Wheldrake -> RE: Attn Mistresses/Goddesses/Princesses! (11/15/2010 2:05:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

I liked imperator, it had that decadent, Tiberius-like sound! But I am too domly for suchlike folk...


You'd have to be an Imperatrix, I suppose.




LaTigresse -> RE: Attn Mistresses/Goddesses/Princesses! (11/15/2010 2:07:50 PM)

My son just called me "crazy", after his girlfriend told him I have a deer head hanging in my tree right now.

Apparently it disturbed her....




LadyNTrainer -> RE: Attn Mistresses/Goddesses/Princesses! (11/15/2010 2:11:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

My son just called me "crazy", after his girlfriend told him I have a deer head hanging in my tree right now.

Apparently it disturbed her....


S'OK.  Bambi and all his relatives make fairly frequent appearances at my house, too.  I usually hang the heads in my stew pot rather than on a tree though.  Venison is too yummy to waste. 




SorceressJ -> RE: Attn Mistresses/Goddesses/Princesses! (11/15/2010 2:12:17 PM)

"Imperatrix". I totally like that. However, I am a simple and straightforward soul; "Goddess" works just fine. [;)]




mnottertail -> RE: Attn Mistresses/Goddesses/Princesses! (11/15/2010 2:13:17 PM)

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LaTigresse -> RE: Attn Mistresses/Goddesses/Princesses! (11/15/2010 2:15:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyNTrainer

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

My son just called me "crazy", after his girlfriend told him I have a deer head hanging in my tree right now.

Apparently it disturbed her....


S'OK.  Bambi and all his relatives make fairly frequent appearances at my house, too.  I usually hang the heads in my stew pot rather than on a tree though.  Venison is too yummy to waste. 



This one was a bit too ripe for the stew pot.[:'(]




SorceressJ -> RE: Attn Mistresses/Goddesses/Princesses! (11/15/2010 2:15:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

My son just called me "crazy", after his girlfriend told him I have a deer head hanging in my tree right now.

Apparently it disturbed her....


One afternoon last week, I had a deer head on simmer in a big cookpot on my stove. I had just finished helping dress the skin, and I was after the skull next..
Tell your kids you're in good company, LaT.. [:D]




mnottertail -> RE: Attn Mistresses/Goddesses/Princesses! (11/15/2010 2:27:08 PM)

The only time that deer hanging from a tree is untoward, is when its 50 degrees or more, and the sun is shining on them as you show off your skills and rot the fucking things. 




Icarys -> RE: Attn Mistresses/Goddesses/Princesses! (11/15/2010 2:35:56 PM)

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This one was a bit too ripe for the stew pot.


Poor animal.




Icarys -> RE: Attn Mistresses/Goddesses/Princesses! (11/15/2010 2:38:58 PM)

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Hello all Superior women!

Superior huh....[8|]




LadyPact -> RE: Attn Mistresses/Goddesses/Princesses! (11/15/2010 2:39:54 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

My son just called me "crazy", after his girlfriend told him I have a deer head hanging in my tree right now.

Apparently it disturbed her....

That's what happens when you have citified folks in your family, LaT.




eihwaz -> RE: Attn Mistresses/Goddesses/Princesses! (11/15/2010 2:49:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Wheldrake
So bring on the Empresses, not to mention the Tsarinas and the Kaiserinnen.

And Dictatrices and Dear Leaders and Generalissimas.




LaTigresse -> RE: Attn Mistresses/Goddesses/Princesses! (11/15/2010 2:49:43 PM)

Yes indeed. The best part was that I made a city boy get it for me in the first place. [:D]

You see, I saw the body along our northeast fence on Friday morning, when I was leaving for work. I made a phone call back home and told Generic Dude he had to go get the rack for me but he was not allowed to chop it off. I wanted the horn part that goes down into the skull. He took that as getting the entire head. Apparently it had been there for a day or two and was just a tad ripe. One cut and he went running, gagging and screaming back to the house. Trooper that he is, put some Vicks on his nose and a mask and got it. He is praying that the birds and raccoons will help with the cleaning process so that he can remove the full antlers.




windchymes -> RE: Attn Mistresses/Goddesses/Princesses! (11/15/2010 3:01:07 PM)

I like "Kaiser", would have never thought of using that one, lol.

"cockslave, get down there and do what you were born to do!"

"Yes, Kaiser!"

(Sorry to jump on the "Mistress" thread [:D] )




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Attn Mistresses/Goddesses/Princesses! (11/15/2010 4:24:07 PM)

Windchymes! I so have that visual now! :)




BambiBoi -> RE: Attn Mistresses/Goddesses/Princesses! (11/15/2010 4:36:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Footstool73

Hello all Superior women!

Could someone explain to me the difference between?:

-A Mistress
-A Goddess
-A Princess

Thank You in advance for Your reply! :)


A mistress if a woman with whom a married man has an affair.

A goddess is a female deity.

A Princess is the daughter of a living queen or king.

<3


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ORIGINAL: LadyNTrainer

S'OK. Bambi and all his relatives make fairly frequent appearances at my house, too. I usually hang the heads in my stew pot rather than on a tree though. Venison is too yummy to waste.




O.O

MONSTER.




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