mnottertail
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So, Sturlasson; legendary lawgiver of the althing... Cease and desist with the etymology and ancient history lessons. Prithee; give us the words, the magic incantations, the abracadabric that causes lawyers ears to run blood, eyes to explode from their sockets, tongues to dry up in their mouths, their teeth to fall out, their conniving thoraxes to cleave; spilling their offal in the dust, the fringes of flags to fall, the rushing of the seas to surcease, shrieking in otherworldy tones in reverse latin like Megan in The Exorcist. The female lawyers stabbing themselves in the cunt with a replica of the Magna Carta, the male lawyers twisting their penis into balloon animal shapes, here; in the plain sight and hearing of all present assembled, that we may set the world aright and each one become the angel, the king, the sovereign man of the halcyon days of yore, true freedom. And when you write it, do so on the back of a matchbook please, that we all may understand this confounding secret that lays in plain view, just under the surface of the waters, reflected dimly, as in a mirror, and only privy to the chosen few, who dared to dream, yanno; those such as yourself. I have never seen someone like you before, who can compress so many words into such little thought. Otherwise, shut the fuck up with this autistic asswipe, it is tiresome.
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Have they not divided the prey; to every man a damsel or two? Judges 5:30
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