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ORIGINAL: Andalusite

That was really cute! I'm super picky about food, and one of the more difficult things that was asked of me by someone who I was submissive toward was eating eel. He didn't make it an order, and was supportive about it, and I really wanted to please him, so I tried a bit.

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ORIGINAL: ownedbyPF
Dom: What are your hard limits?
Sub: Christmas trees, plants, books, Diet Coke, and candles.
Dom: Er, I don't think I follow. Nothing sexual with these items?
Sub: No, I mean I won't give them up.
Dom: Uh, okay, but sex with another woman is okay?
Sub: Yeah, I'm not actually bi, but I can float there if you like it.
Dom: As long as you get a live Christmas tree?
Sub: Yep.

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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer
My new Swiss Army Knife.  It's a 'Swiss Champ' - the Rolls Royce, the king - nay, the emperor - of penknives..  No woman is ever going to take it from me.  In fact, no woman is ever even going to touch it, unless she has lost all love for her life.   

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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

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My new Swiss Army Knife.  It's a 'Swiss Champ' - the Rolls Royce, the king - nay, the emperor - of penknives..  No woman is ever going to take it from me.  In fact, no woman is ever even going to touch it, unless she has lost all love for her life.   

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ORIGINAL: RapierFugue
"My one! My ... Precious!"

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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze
HA ha ha Peon, unless she looks you sternly in the eye and says "Give me that knife, let me see it, put it in my hand, NOW!" Then you're going to have a boner the size of Belgium (your words not mine, I would suspect more like Luxembourg) and will hand over your precious Swiss Army Knife...

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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

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ORIGINAL: RapierFugue
"My one! My ... Precious!"

Damned right.  The whole of Middle Earth could depend on me and my Swiss Champ one day.

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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer


Well.  Hmmmm.  That might work.  Kissing your psychopathic Domermann on the lips in order to stop it snarling might also work.  Both could be somewhat risky tactics, though, I would suggest.

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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer


Well.  Hmmmm.  That might work.  Kissing your psychopathic Domermann on the lips in order to stop it snarling might also work.  Both could be somewhat risky tactics, though, I would suggest.

Watch it what you say about my gorgeous little girl! And if the guy was a sub, the trick with trying to kiss Kia worked, in case he was into verbal abuse he got a ton of it for free, if anybody was psychopathic, it was the guy, he seriously molested my dog, hurt her, didn't leave her in peace when she growled and I told him off, then grabbed her hindleg and tore it sideways (which really hurts a dog) and she finally nipped him lightly (before I could rip his head off) and so lightly that he had to squeeze to get a drop of blood out, after that he tried to grab her head and kiss her on the nose, that's when I turned psychopathic and told him that he's the biggest idiot that walked the face of the earth. According to the cops and the vet, Kia as a very well adjusted and placid bitch who showed outmost restrain and the RSPCA dealt with the idiot and the cops took him to task for wasting police time, the fact that he was drunk as a skunk didn't help him much. Calling my sweetheart psychopathic! Peon, you got it coming, and not in a good way... Your kidnapping scene, you know you want to watch some old movies, the mafia and the mob used to give people concrete shoes...

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ORIGINAL: RapierFugue



That's one of those times where I so wish we could just step back, say nothing, and let nature take its course. Net result? Lots of blood, some mopping up, and one less drunken fuckwit in the world. "Hey! I'm one car further up in traffic tomorrow!".

Sadly, in a modern society, it's not an option.

It's also a good social metaphor; when I was a lad (not that many years ago), if I had come in crying and screamed a dog had bitten me, my mum's first question would have been to ask what I'd done to annoy the dog, and to ask if I'd learned anything as a result.

Take Chopper's advice - Harden The Fuck Up

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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze


Watch it what you say about my gorgeous little girl! And if the guy was a sub, the trick with trying to kiss Kia worked, in case he was into verbal abuse he got a ton of it for free, if anybody was psychopathic, it was the guy, he seriously molested my dog, hurt her, didn't leave her in peace when she growled and I told him off, then grabbed her hindleg and tore it sideways (which really hurts a dog) and she finally nipped him lightly (before I could rip his head off) and so lightly that he had to squeeze to get a drop of blood out, after that he tried to grab her head and kiss her on the nose, that's when I turned psychopathic and told him that he's the biggest idiot that walked the face of the earth. According to the cops and the vet, Kia as a very well adjusted and placid bitch who showed outmost restrain and the RSPCA dealt with the idiot and the cops took him to task for wasting police time, the fact that he was drunk as a skunk didn't help him much. Calling my sweetheart psychopathic! Peon, you got it coming, and not in a good way... Your kidnapping scene, you know you want to watch some old movies, the mafia and the mob used to give people concrete shoes...