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help me satisfy the one i love - 11/21/2010 10:23:20 AM   
derikvanheerden


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RE: help me satisfy the one i love - 11/21/2010 10:29:29 AM   
JstAnotherSub


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RE: help me satisfy the one i love - 11/21/2010 11:11:48 AM   
DarkSteven


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The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

Quit fretting. We men love you."

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RE: help me satisfy the one i love - 11/21/2010 11:41:34 AM   
anniezz338


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To the OP, that would be something only you and the one you love would know.

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RE: help me satisfy the one i love - 11/21/2010 12:55:31 PM   
ResidentSadist


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Status: offline 		OK . . . I'll help. Send them over to my house for a week or two and I'll send them back satisfied.

Seriously, you are gonna' have to give us some details. We can't read minds.

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RE: help me satisfy the one i love - 11/21/2010 1:09:30 PM   
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Seriously, you are gonna' have to give us some details. We can't read minds.


Or empty profiles either for that matter.


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The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

Quit fretting. We men love you."

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RE: help me satisfy the one i love - 11/21/2010 1:18:34 PM   
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I found that extra fish food worked.

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RE: help me satisfy the one i love - 11/21/2010 1:40:44 PM   
KyttynTheMynx


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RE: help me satisfy the one i love - 11/21/2010 1:51:05 PM   
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ORIGINAL: myotherself

I loved my goldfish.

I found that extra fish food worked.


Doesn't that actually kill goldfish?

To the OP:
That is posssibly the most open ended request I've seen.  It's like saying, Tell me what to do to be happy... no that's actually been researched.  Oh... yeah, I could do that....

I'm interpreting satisfy to mean be happy.

Here is what scientists have found that happy people do:

Be kind to other people.
Take care of your body.
Say thank you to people who help you.
Notice good things as they happen.
Forgive people who hurt you.
Deal with your stress.
Remember good things in your life.

There's one more, but I can't seem to rmember it.  I guess it won't completely satisfy, but it's close!

best,
sunshine

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RE: help me satisfy the one i love - 11/21/2010 1:57:58 PM   
myotherself


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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

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ORIGINAL: myotherself

I loved my goldfish.

I found that extra fish food worked.


Doesn't that actually kill goldfish?



hmmmm...it would explain why he lost a lot of weight quickly.

And turned green.

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RE: help me satisfy the one i love - 11/21/2010 2:02:13 PM   
anniezz338


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Status: offline 		Go do her yard work and wash the vehicles....I would turn handsprings for that.

Another happy people trait: They create selfulfilling phrophecies with positive expectations.

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RE: help me satisfy the one i love - 11/21/2010 3:20:54 PM   
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Cryptic code lines draw the type of attention that might otherwise be unwanted, aye!

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RE: help me satisfy the one i love - 11/21/2010 3:23:03 PM   
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You can't. Haven't you heard. You can only hurt the one you love.


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RE: help me satisfy the one i love - 11/21/2010 8:26:25 PM   
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ORIGINAL: derikvanheerden
help me satisfy the one i love
You can't. Haven't you heard. You can only hurt the one you love.



And sometimes that satisfies them... Just sayin'.


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The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

Quit fretting. We men love you."

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RE: help me satisfy the one i love - 11/21/2010 9:03:19 PM   
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ORIGINAL: derikvanheerden

help me satisfy the one i love


Maybe you can satisfy better by not asking vague, unanswerable questions?

pam

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Father, Father, up above
Should i kiss the girl i love?

Sinner, sinner down below
pucker up and let 'er go
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RE: help me satisfy the one i love - 11/21/2010 9:44:11 PM   
Awareness


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RE: help me satisfy the one i love - 11/21/2010 10:02:10 PM   
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As others have stated, seriously, ask your partner. Not a bunch of people on message boards. We can't pretend to be psychic and tell you what your partner wants and needs in order to be satisfied and happy.

Communication is an amazing thing, try it.

< Message edited by YoungBlondeSlave -- 11/21/2010 10:03:22 PM >

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RE: help me satisfy the one i love - 11/21/2010 10:07:25 PM   
sunshinemiss


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Status: offline 		I found the last one - Take time for your friends and family.

Wonder what Freud would say about me forgetting that one!  HAH!

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RE: help me satisfy the one i love - 11/21/2010 10:10:36 PM   
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  No.  Don't want to.


Yeah. Me neither, really. i'll be back after i figure out how many angels can dance on the head of a pin.

pam

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RE: help me satisfy the one i love - 11/21/2010 10:15:54 PM   
Awareness


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ORIGINAL: gungadin09


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ORIGINAL: Awareness

No.  Don't want to.


Yeah. Me neither, really. i'll be back after i figure out how many angels can dance on the head of a pin.

pam
I wouldn't worry.  It's probably a metaphor for sex.  Bloody monks.

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