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MissAsylum -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/14/2010 3:37:10 AM)

*Nearly Dies Laughing*

I <3 Holly.

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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we reserve the right to do so... as put forth by the TOS of the Website

My intentions of posting my cock aren't because I'm some sex fiend that just wants a woman to touch my cock, but a guy that's comfortable enough with his body to show it.


Lucky for all of us, hiding behind your "rights" as dictated in the TOS still does not permit you to have a cock shot as a primary pic.

And as for your comfort level with your body...at 5'9 and 260 pounds there has to be a great deal of discomfort sucking in that gut enough to see your weewee. In fact, you are todays winner of the Dickie-Do award (thats when your belly sticks out farther than your dickie do). Congrats.

When i hear the "I am proud of my body" argument used to justify posting cock shots, it tells me that you are using your dick as a selling feature to make up for your lack of the most erotic sexual organ a man can have...his brain.

Sorry ya missed the boat.






sirsholly -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/14/2010 3:39:28 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MissAsylum

STEVEN! are you implying that i'm.....fake?!?

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

If you were a REAL woman, you'd be asking about what the REST of me can do.  Just sayin'.


slaps the fake Asylum the hell out of the way...

Come on Stevie...I am SO ready to see what the rest of you can do!!!

(oh shit...i just remembered i'm married. Damnit.)




sirsholly -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/14/2010 3:40:45 AM)

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I <3 Holly.
lubs ya right back, Sweetie!!!![:)]




GreedyTop -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/14/2010 4:29:19 AM)

HOLLYKINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!  *tacklehugs n luvs n such*

miss ya..

love to the family... and ..just asking.. you ARE more or less in one piece now, arent you?




SexyBossyBBW -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/14/2010 4:38:34 AM)

Picture of cock without any alterations is heh, not really interesting...   Not that I prefer my men altered. [8D]
I understand you may have placed it there so show what you're working with.
Personally, even on this site, I think a gentleman would offer that when asked.   I agree with you, that if tits, and vaginas are fair play, why not the penis?   I wouldn't be interested in that kind of presentation, but it is your right.    M




GreedyTop -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/14/2010 4:48:50 AM)

I dont think anyone is saying it isnt the RIGHT of folks to post those pics on the site.. just that (a) it is a violation of TOS to use them as primary pics, and (b) most folks find those genitalia pics to be unappealing at best...

ETA: the site Admins determine what RIGHTS there are on this site...




sirsholly -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/14/2010 4:53:27 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

HOLLYKINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!  *tacklehugs n luvs n such*

miss ya..

love to the family... and ..just asking.. you ARE more or less in one piece now, arent you?
GREEDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tacklehugbigfatsmooooch*

Missed ya too Baby!!

And yes, ya wise-ass...all fractures have healed and no new ones!!!!
But...damn...that freakin' ice is a wee bit on the slippy side [image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/skatesmile2.gif[/image]




GreedyTop -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/14/2010 4:58:35 AM)

*thinks that a truckload of bubblewrap aint gonna help Holly*

(but, OMFG.. wouldnt seeing her wrapped up in it all be HILARIOUS????*




SexyBossyBBW -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/14/2010 5:07:05 AM)

Greedy, I'm not going to argue with you.  Perhaps you've forgotten me, Queen Latifah.[;)]

If he did have it as a first pic, he doesn't anymore.   I don't know how proud he is of his body, because he hides it, except cock.   I say, let it all hang out, if you're going to show privates.    M




GreedyTop -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/14/2010 5:13:23 AM)

I agree.. if he is so damned proud of his "body".. he should show it all..

and I think women should be held to that same expectation.


Post your twat pics, post the rest of your body, whole or in parts... just sayin.

ETA: a dropped word




LadyConstanze -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/14/2010 5:27:55 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

I agree.. if he is so damned proud of his "body".. he should show it all..

and I think women should be held to that same expectation.


Post your twat pics, post the rest of your body, whole or in parts... just sayin.

ETA: a dropped word



I was considering to post a picture of my pinkie and claim I only do that because I am proud of my body ;)

For the life of me, I can't understand why people post pics of their genitalia unless they are exhibitionists, most of us have seen such things in real life and woah (shocking concept) in the flesh, if it's so important for them to show them off, there could be a meaning behind it like "I'm a dick" or "I'm a twat" - I'm not talking about artistic shots, but the "Look, look, FFS LOOK what I got!!!!" pics, they just turn me off...

ETA: I was talking about my pinkie finger, not other pink bits




LadyConstanze -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/14/2010 5:30:34 AM)


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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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we reserve the right to do so... as put forth by the TOS of the Website

My intentions of posting my cock aren't because I'm some sex fiend that just wants a woman to touch my cock, but a guy that's comfortable enough with his body to show it.


Lucky for all of us, hiding behind your "rights" as dictated in the TOS still does not permit you to have a cock shot as a primary pic.

And as for your comfort level with your body...at 5'9 and 260 pounds there has to be a great deal of discomfort sucking in that gut enough to see your weewee. In fact, you are todays winner of the Dickie-Do award (thats when your belly sticks out farther than your dickie do). Congrats.

When i hear the "I am proud of my body" argument used to justify posting cock shots, it tells me that you are using your dick as a selling feature to make up for your lack of the most erotic sexual organ a man can have...his brain.

Sorry ya missed the boat.



Holly, you are BAAAAAAAAAD, I avoided spitting the coffee on my keyboard but I managed to spit it all over my cat... Nice!




GreedyTop -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/14/2010 5:38:07 AM)

Kitteh is not happy!! LOL

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For the life of me, I can't understand why people post pics of their genitalia unless they are exhibitionists, most of us have seen such things in real life and woah (shocking concept) in the flesh, if it's so important for them to show them off, there could be a meaning behind it like "I'm a dick" or "I'm a twat" - I'm not talking about artistic shots, but the "Look, look, FFS LOOK what I got!!!!" pics, they just turn me off...



truth!

ETA:  exhibitionism is fine.. just be sure of your audience.  Not everyone WANTS to be exposed to the exposure!!




RapierFugue -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/14/2010 5:41:23 AM)


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ORIGINAL: sirsholly
In fact, you are todays winner of the Dickie-Do award (thats when your belly sticks out farther than your dickie do). Congrats.

Oh christ that made laugh [:D]




MissAsylum -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/14/2010 5:54:13 AM)

When I get messages with attached genitalia photos, i always ask, "now, would you flash me like this if we had met in person for the first time, rather than here?"

i am ALWAYS told "no".

i then ask, "so why would you assume it would be ok here?"

either they stop responding, or they say "isn't that what i'm supposed to do on this site?"

*shakes head* bunch o' geniuses.

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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze
I was considering to post a picture of my pinkie and claim I only do that because I am proud of my body ;)

For the life of me, I can't understand why people post pics of their genitalia unless they are exhibitionists, most of us have seen such things in real life and woah (shocking concept) in the flesh, if it's so important for them to show them off, there could be a meaning behind it like "I'm a dick" or "I'm a twat" - I'm not talking about artistic shots, but the "Look, look, FFS LOOK what I got!!!!" pics, they just turn me off...

ETA: I was talking about my pinkie finger, not other pink bits






LadyConstanze -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/14/2010 6:01:41 AM)

Funny thing is, last week somebody sent me a CMail, it was quite nice but if you open it it shows the profile, and well it wasn't just his genitalia but he literally let it hang all out, so I told him that I'm not looking but the picture might not help him with getting responses. Yesterday he sent a really nice mail and said he changed the picture and he's actually getting much better responses now.




LadyConstanze -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/14/2010 6:32:33 AM)


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ORIGINAL: MrCyanide

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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze
Oh OK, so you weren't masturbating and you just happen to get erect when a camera points at you...


What's the difference between taking a picture of an erect or flaccid penis? There isn't, it's my choice of how I want my penis posted on the internet. And no offense, but are you really stupid enough to think that a penis only gets hard when masturbating? When a guy holds off not going to the bathroom for a while it'll cause an erection, which is where most "morning wood" comes from. Or if we see something that is visually stimulating (I.E a woman) that will also get us hard. Repeated rubbing by a loved one will also get us hard...

Shall we all go back to Sed ED 101?

Your lack of a real argument is very... tiresome.



Keep on digging, have you reached China yet?

So you are saying you waited deliberately until you had to pee so your peepee would get hard, or it was really a shot of morning wood (and you sleep in your clothes too, right)... So if it makes no difference if the penis is flaccid or erect to you and therefore you only post pics of your penis being erect - you can't be all that grown up if you're running round with a hardon most of the time, that's usually early puberty when guys get aroused by the words "hole in the ground".

I think I just changed my opinion, the cock shots are amusing and so are you, because you don't even have the guts to say "OK, I'm a fat boy but I hope if I post some pics of me trying to look really grim and pics of my cock, the chicks might be so overwhelmed by my dick that they forget all about the rest of me..."

Sorry, it makes you appear like a cock, it doesn't really make your cock memorable or special.

Now if you get so offended if somebody comments on your cock pics, then why did you put them up in the first place? Did you honestly expect that women would be amazed by them? If that's the case, you know sweet eff all about women and even less about the average male "equipment".




poise -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/14/2010 8:44:47 AM)

I can see a fun thread or two building off of this premise already.........

"Can You Identify Which Profile This Cock Belongs To"

"Ugliest Cock On Collarme"

"Match This Cock With The Regular Poster Who Owns It"
(of course, this would mean you would all have to send your pics
to an impartial contest participant for authenticity [;)] )




RapierFugue -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/14/2010 9:01:11 AM)


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ORIGINAL: poise

I can see a fun thread or two building off of this premise already.........

"Can You Identify Which Profile This Cock Belongs To"

"Ugliest Cock On Collarme"

"Match This Cock With The Regular Poster Who Owns It"
(of course, this would mean you would all have to send your pics
to an impartial contest participant for authenticity [;)] )

heh ... how about this for a really nasty dick pic:






subinlife -> RE: Why do men post Dick pictures on here? (12/14/2010 9:04:48 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

I agree.. if he is so damned proud of his "body".. he should show it all..

and I think women should be held to that same expectation.


Post your twat pics, post the rest of your body, whole or in parts... just sayin.

ETA: a dropped word


This

If your going to show us a cock, show the rest and don't hide behind clothes.

ETA: Let us be the judge of how it fits with the rest of the body.




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