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Yo Momma Joke Thread - 4/29/2006 10:07:54 AM   
JazzDaddy


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My favorite as of now---

Yo Momma is sooooooo stupid, she thought innuendo was an Italian suppository!

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RE: Yo Momma Joke Thread - 4/29/2006 1:33:40 PM   
Saratov


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RE: Yo Momma Joke Thread - 4/29/2006 10:32:15 PM   
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Status: offline 		yo momma so fat she looked like an suv with enough room inside to fit 6 big construction workers!

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RE: Yo Momma Joke Thread - 4/29/2006 10:45:12 PM   
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RE: Yo Momma Joke Thread - 4/29/2006 10:47:50 PM   
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Status: offline 		Yo Momma is so STUPID she puts lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind!

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"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
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"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: Yo Momma Joke Thread - 4/30/2006 5:49:29 AM   
HisAvalon


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Status: offline 		Yo momma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

or, my favorite,

Yo momma so fat, the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.

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RE: Yo Momma Joke Thread - 4/30/2006 6:04:28 AM   
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It's stupid, but my favorite from when I was a little kid.

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RE: Yo Momma Joke Thread - 4/30/2006 6:07:13 AM   
Rumtiger


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Your Mommas so stupid and poor, she sold her car for gas money.

Double tap. Effecient and brutal.

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RE: Yo Momma Joke Thread - 4/30/2006 8:28:25 AM   
Saratov


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Status: offline 		Yo momma is soo stupid that when she heard AIDs had been found in the county she went to the court house to apply!

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RE: Yo Momma Joke Thread - 4/30/2006 10:40:18 AM   
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Status: offline 		Your momma's so fat and so old that before God said, "Let there be light," he had to tell yo' momma, "Move your big ass outta the way."

< Message edited by NakedOnMyChain -- 4/30/2006 10:41:05 AM >

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RE: Yo Momma Joke Thread - 4/30/2006 7:12:24 PM   
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RE: Yo Momma Joke Thread - 4/30/2006 7:50:34 PM   
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RE: Yo Momma Joke Thread - 4/30/2006 7:58:16 PM   
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Status: offline 		Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids scream KOOL AID!

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Yo mama's so fat, NASA's planning to land an explorer on her by 2012.

Yo mama's so fat, she went to the beach and Greenpeace tried to carry her back into the ocean.

Yo mama's so fat, her pussy and ass are in different zip codes.

Yo mama's so fat, I slap her thighs and ride the waves home.

Yours,


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RE: Yo Momma Joke Thread - 4/30/2006 8:02:16 PM   
JazzDaddy


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Status: offline 		Yo momma is so stupid, she got fired from the M and M plant for throwing back the W's.

Yo momma is so old, she saw Passion of the Christ live.

Yo momma is so old, when she was little, the Dead Sea was still sick.

< Message edited by JazzDaddy -- 4/30/2006 8:03:40 PM >

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RE: Yo Momma Joke Thread - 4/30/2006 8:08:26 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		Yo mama's so fat, when she comes home, the sun sets.

Yo mama's so ugly and old, scientists think she may be the missing link.

Yo mama's so fat, she got 3 other mamas in orbit around her.

Yours,


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RE: Yo Momma Joke Thread - 4/30/2006 8:13:31 PM   
ElectraGlide


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Status: offline 		Yo Mama is like a dragstrip every guy in town gets to peel and lay his rubber on her.         Sorry lame joke heard it in elementary school in the 70s.

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RE: Yo Momma Joke Thread - 4/30/2006 8:18:53 PM   
ElectraGlide


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Status: offline 		Yo Mamma is so cheap she puts paper plates in the dishwasher.  Sorry another 70s school joke.

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RE: Yo Momma Joke Thread - 5/1/2006 1:53:06 AM   
DameDarkness


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Status: offline 		yo momma is so stupid she thought condoms were really expensive apartments
yo momma is so stupid she ran into a parked car
yo momma is so fat she has her own zip code
yo momma is so stupid they said it was chilly out and she ran and grabbed a bowl
yo momma is so ugly i wouldnt let my dog lick her hand
yo momma is so ugly all the windows she passes on the street break
yo momma is so ugly everyone and everything runs from her
yo momma is so nappy she has birds living in her hair *tweet tweet*
yo momma is so hairy it would take 5 lawn mowers to shave her
yo momma is so fat she plays hopscotch with the states .... alaska..... hawaii..... iowa......


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RE: Yo Momma Joke Thread - 5/2/2006 5:19:41 AM   
Rumtiger


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RE: Yo Momma Joke Thread - 5/2/2006 5:33:36 AM   
BLKMADONA


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Status: offline 		LOL..sooner or later someone was gona come up with this string....anyway.....

Yo momma so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo momma so ugly, she didnt get hit by the stick...she got hit with the whole tree!


LOL..I cant belive I just contributed to this(ahhhh high school days)..hehehehe

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