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This - 12/10/2010 2:58:01 PM   
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RE: This - 12/10/2010 3:26:48 PM   
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RE: This - 12/10/2010 3:38:59 PM   
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Status: offline 		This belongs in the humor section. It's satire re: wikipedia.

The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional[1] Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a satire of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States.


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RE: This - 12/10/2010 3:45:09 PM   
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God bless Reverend Jim.

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RE: This - 12/10/2010 3:48:06 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CarpeComa

This belongs in the humor section. It's satire re: wikipedia.

The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional[1] Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a satire of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States.




Satire you say?

No, I'm sure you are mistaken.

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RE: This - 12/10/2010 3:55:40 PM   
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And while nobody has issued a "fatwa" against its creators yet, the fundies are working hard to have it shut down...

We at OBJECTIVE: Ministries have gotten a lot of questions about our Landover "Baptist" Shutdown campaign by both Christians wanting to know more about the problem and what they can do to help as well as unsaved people who have been kept in the dark by their control-hungry Atheist leaders.

Ironically, they're afraid people will think it's for real...

Of course we realize that Landover is all make believe, that is why we oppose it. Landover is trying to pass itself off as a real Baptist church in order to spread misconceptions about Christians in general and Baptists in particular, as well as perverting the message of Jesus so as to make it unpalatable to people ignorant of the Lord.

How's that for a hoot! Next foot, please.

K.

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RE: This - 12/10/2010 4:05:05 PM   
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ORIGINAL: rulemylife
Satire you say?

No, I'm sure you are mistaken.


Yes, I was mistaken for once I was blind and now I can see! It's not satire but the enlightenment of the one true way. I repent my atheist ways! No longer shall I encourage woman to lay with woman. No more shall I have sex for purposes other than procreation. Never again shall I buy anything that isn't labeled 'Christan'. I must now go redeem myself for my arrogance and sins. I shall go slap fish on everything I own and slaughter wiccans for "thou shalt not suffer a witch to live".

Amen and spread the good word brother!

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RE: This - 12/10/2010 4:09:04 PM   
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RE: This - 12/10/2010 7:44:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		I can go along with it being satire but they do a very good job of using several bloggers to back up their zealotry. (ignorance) I showed my friends and to a person and from the outset...thought it satire. It is damn funny though and I wonder if it is to draw out the real fanatics.

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RE: This - 12/10/2010 10:14:39 PM   
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I wonder if it is to draw out the real fanatics.

Well if so, it's working.

K.

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RE: This - 12/10/2010 10:30:50 PM   
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"But St. Peter, those guys at "Landover Baptist" said I'd be saved, what gives?"
" Yeah, I know I Clintoned that guy's wife but so what?"


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